So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame injuries, we can blame fatique, we can praise Real Madrid's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks. Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Mourinho and the lads, but MASSIVE reiforcements are desperately needed in the summer transfer window. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about the next season either, or our chances in Champions League for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /manutd/? Mourinho #IN or #OUT?
We have to get Griezzman, Dybala, Veratti and Danny Rose mate. I think we can get them if we try because we are #1. I shall order a new Pogba shirt to support my lifelong club financially.
Elijah Morgan
all literally happening la
Noah Gray
Did Slovak move to Italy?
As for the game, the team is still gelling and /we/ didn't have our best defender. Not too bad result against the best team in the world.
Robert Allen
When did SlovakABU move to Italy?
Thomas Lopez
wtf I want a refund now
Evan Russell
when they lose it's bunker thread mario
Kevin Cook
OH no we lost the super cup...season is already over. It was literally a pre-season friendly. We were close to being even with Madrid, Lukaku fucked up a few good chances so did Rashford. Pogba had a bad game.
Against the best team in the world we did well I think we can compete in the Prem and go far in the Champions league desu.
LOAN TO FC UNITED IMMINENT: Lingard, Mkhitaryan, Lindelof
Gavin Thompson
its just not the same if its not coming from the slovak
:(
Grayson Perez
This is getting hopeless. Am I the only one beginning to think we would be better off without Mou? Honestly I believed it was a bad luck all the time, but now it seems the team is simply stagnating. Who do we need to sign to sort out this mess? Looking at the performances tonight, we need AT LEAST a new striker, winger, centreback, leftback and someone to help out Pogba in midfield (he's world class at everything besides attacking and defending)
Oliver Bell
I spent all summer looking for you, turns out you moved to Italy. Who knew?!
Mou needs to stop buying dumb dabbing niggers. That simple.
Andrew Thomas
Mourinho out for sure. He has no tactics. It's just 90s Italian defending and pray a counter to score a goal.
Absolutely terrible. Manure midfield should dominate almost every game. Yet they look soooooo shit it's unreal. They look like amateurs, and it looks like they don't even practice a simple 1 2.
I would be ashamed to play there, for that has been coach.
Isaiah Sanders
Mou is cancer, you were told
John Stewart
2/2
Grayson Mitchell
>12 team accumulator
#lads #awaydays #naughty #fagsngear
Ryder Reyes
Pogba is the problem, Mkhitarian looked good in the middle, Matic is great, Pobga just takes up the room
Jaxon Stewart
if dubz manure fails to qualify for cl next season
Christopher Roberts
Look, it's easy to lose faith right now, but we're building a long term project. Lukaku is easily the best young striker and in two years Pogba's probably gonna be the best midfielder in Europe, unquestionably. We have a manger who wants to stay here for the long haul and a ton of money.
Let's just wait and see. Still holding out that the Griez forces a move instead of the usual "class" schtick though. But besides that our depth is fantastic. We just had a bad day that's all, but don't be fooled. At our best, we're up there with a Bayern, Juventus, Barcelona, even Madrid.
Gavin Brooks
Well I got 11/12 so not too silly was it?
Wyatt Torres
Lukaku is a donkey. Playing at a mid-table team when the opposition nearly always fancies getting 3 points is a completely different game to when the opposition treat you like a dangerous animal for 90 minutes.
£170 million pounds of rubbish, Pogba is the most inept midfielder I've ever witnessed, that is the most inept elite midfielder ever, what a donkey.
Funny how Mourinho cannot take Pogba or Lukaku off, even though they are clearly the weakest links in the team. I'll give it 22 matches before Lukaku starts being taken off first.
Carson Edwards
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Hudson Bailey
Ur crazy if u expected to beat Real Madrid
Nolan Long
This guy gets it.
Jacob Sanders
>It's just 90s Italian defending That's not even close
Ayden Adams
Lukaku was good, hell u talking about
Eli Edwards
How is Pogba a fucking problem? One of the best MC in the world? Who hired him?
I bet you anything Pogba would be dominating PL easily with a coach intelligente enough to build the team around him.
Ffs
Owen Taylor
it's an italian proxy so people don't call him out for being a juve plastic
Ethan Powell
I meant mentality. Mou wishes he defended as good as a mid table 90 serie A team.
Noah Fisher
>Playing at a mid-table team when the opposition nearly always fancies getting 3 points is a completely different game to when the opposition treat you like a dangerous animal for 90 minutes. Good thing he's playing at United then
Juan Williams
Not sure if half of posts here are copypasta or delusion.
Sebastian Young
He can look good in an attacking team but he needs to humble himself and play more simple, he even does wasteful shit for France too, but he looks better there
Samuel Martinez
It's not like every team in Italy was managed by Capello m8
Cooper Baker
Just wear the Slovak flag
Slavs are welcome to Serie A.
You are not considered plastic because why would any one bandwagon a team that is known for losing CL finals?
Jace Jenkins
>Slavs are welcome to Serie A. Do you represent Serie A?
Kayden Murphy
Madrid were awful, Bale started from the right back position for nearly 80% of potential counter attacks. Clearly, Zidane is a genius, you have the best left wing attack player in the world, but you always make sure he's in the right back position for counter attacks. Bravo mister Zidane, Bravo.
Caleb Smith
Matic > > Nigba
Michael Moore
He's like a fish out of water.
Austin Reyes
I really can't believe how many ABUs would come into this thread to shit it up. Success breeds jealousy I suppose.
Hudson Morris
Like the jealousy shown by Utd fans toward Madrid? Success does breed jealousy indeed.
Cameron Reyes
And how much money do you receive for 11/12?
Brayden Jackson
Guys remind me how the Mighty Juventus fared against this same team?
Angel Gutierrez
because he wasn't against Bornemouth
Aaron Brown
You think lower table teams are going to take chances against United? kek, We can expect long periods of time where Lukaku doesn't even get a touch of the ball.
Ian Foster
>no rolando okay sweetie
Nathan Long
We still seem to have zero attacking plan / tactic, no point in sticking Lukaku up front with zero crosses coming in.
Feel sorry for Rashford, attack only looks good when he gets on
Thomas King
What match were you watching? I saw Ronaldo play do you have vision problems?
Jason Miller
Where and how? Ronaldo got more support from them than from Madrid fans. Their manager acknowledged that they are a better team. What else do you expect them to do, two sided scarfs?
Chase Green
Ran out of steam, Juventus were like that film Space Cowboys. Seasoned professionals, the veterans who can use their skill and experience against a bunch of headless chickens ala Monaco.
Tyler Thompson
as long as United play 7-2-1 the other team will be bound to push forward
Austin Cruz
>last 10 minutes rm didnt even take you seriously lel
Isaiah Allen
this >Feel sorry for Rashford, attack only looks good when he gets on You can see he's extremely frustrated at being dropped down the pecking order.
Justin Wood
We didn't take them seriously either
Noah Morgan
Pogba played in this position when Juve played a diamond.
Isaac Foster
I think Mou saved him for West Ham desu.
He was only on for 45 and Carvajal was all over him
Brody Rodriguez
>Ran out of Steam Cool story bro, I'll try to use that excuse next time.
Aaron Sanchez
>supercup is a mickey cup la >europa league? achievement la
Gavin Jones
Ever since Fergie left we have gotten overrated meme players. >Fellaini >Rashford >Pogba >Lukaku >Matic The list goes on Mou was a mistake.
Kevin Phillips
Matic is a good player.
Justin Lewis
matic was uniteds best player by a landslide today, if you cant see that i dont know if this semen slurping sport is for you desu
Ian Carter
Why isn't the manure fans putting pressure on Mourinho and the board? Are they that deluded?
James Kelly
>forgetting bale
You never wanna become a preferred customer, do you?
Alexander Anderson
But seriously, what are Pogba's atributes?
Let's compare him to 3 midfielders of 2016/2017 season:
>Fabregas
As intelligent as Cesc in distribution? Nope.
>Kante
As good tackler as le little niglet? Nope.
>Matic
As decent all around, sometimes with a good tackle, sometimes with an assist? Nope.
Who is Paul Pogba? It this because of the manager? Would he flourish under Conte?
Dylan Miller
This has to be b8 right? You sound like a scouser FFS!
Luis Edwards
Jack of all trades, master of none.
John Cooper
Sir Bobby is that you?
Christian Ross
A few more buys and United are a lock for the league and a shoe in for the CL. The PL's on a notoriously easier level than Europe, and it's amazing that we even held Madrid to one goal in the first place.
We'll be back in a month. With Pogba, Lukaku, De Gea and a few other lads getting used to Mou's methods, we should be good. Watch this space.
John Ward
>Matic Was so good because..?
Sebastian Flores
But that's Matic and he was so much better than Pogba today. Nice shot which after all led to pookaku goal, few decent tackles and a nice long ball which almost fed Fellaini
Blake Mitchell
>Who is Paul Pogba? It this because of the manager? Would he flourish under Conte? No Pirlo no party. Plus Vidal is a pretty festive guy.
Josiah Martinez
Mkit was good or are you just memeing?
William Cooper
Man poo couldn't beat madrid Z team with Keylor Navas helping them LOL!
EMBARRASSING
Josiah Butler
btfo
Ayden King
Classic mouyes tactics
>defend like fuck from the whistle >get speedy workhorse to draw fouls >pray big black drogba scores >if losing at HT, send on another big black workhorse and pray he scores
Connor Foster
Anyone else read The Guardian's season preview for Man United?
I read it purely for the keks. Hard act to follow after they had unironically predicted United winning the league the season before, but they still delivered in spades.
>several paragraphs speculating why United should offer 120M for Dele Alli and what an addition he'd be to the team >possible starting 11s with Perisic in it - literally a Sup Forums meme >confident predictions (again) that Pogba will find his way and shine >a graph showing the "previous seasons" finishing with last season left off for no reason - probably to avoid the implication of that 4th-5th-6th trend >predicting 3rd place despite shit football last season saved only by a lucky run in the Europa, with Lukaku being a downgrade from Zlatan and the other new players not exactly looking amazing
Jaxson Wright
>Classic mouyes tactics Sure it wasn't Real Madrid being so good in possession? Anyway, it's a Spanish team. Man Utd were dominated in 2011 and in the 2009 semi-finals. That's the way it goes.
Thomas Bell
if man u win their first two games, they'll be in 1st place on the table going into the international week break
english media will literally go full HAM and predict they'll win the decahextruple
only catching is they'll end up 6th anyway lol This happened during van laals first season kek
Jaxson Gray
You're right.
However... >West Ham (H) >Swansea (A) 2 points it is.
Adam Kelly
Holy shit it's true.
Bentley Phillips
well that seals it
Caleb Cooper
Fellaini was awesome yesterday desu senpai
Austin Cooper
I'm not even a Manure customer, but how much you spend doesn't really determine how good the team actually is. See: PSG.
Chase Hughes
Fellow Man U fans, do you consider him a high IQ type of playa?
Angel Fisher
>High IQ >African
Top kek.
Jason Jackson
fellaini is their best player
Luis Campbell
>Matic is the only decent player there >also the only white one Maybe nigger pacebabbies aren't working out, but who am I to say. After all, we all know how well Coman, Martial, Sterling, and Sturridge have developed while pathetic beta white bois like Kane and Diet have stagnated
Connor Murphy
Lmao just read it. Fucking sad
Matthew Martin
>spend another £150m >fellaini is still the best united player against real
Lucas Ortiz
I SEE A RED DOOR AND I WANT IT PAINTED BLACK.......
Nathan Ross
This
>thinking parking the bus can stop Madrid, there's evidence of better parked teams, like Atletico and Juventus and they got recked
Three peat incoming
Hunter Bennett
This
Why aren't Manu faggots demanding his resignation?
Dylan Sanchez
Martial 50 millions Lulkaku 80 millions Puufga 100 millins With those players you can't win shit
Obviously Rashford in for Martial. Mata for Micky. Fellaini, Carrack and Lingard can rotate in midfield / offense. Rojo, Smalling and Shaw rotating on defense.
Its actually a top 3 PL team. One or two starters from winning PL or CL potential.