/heem/ - Ngannou with a fan edition

News:
Stipe - HW champ
Jones - LHW champ
Whittaker - MW champ
Bisping - Interim MW champ
Woodley - WW champ

No one cares about the rest.

Oh and

Dana White Fights on Fight Pass tonight

I think that's it

this is the thread

>Bisping
>Interim

Here is a reminder

Sage

> Bisping - Interim MW champ

What's that stance meant to convey?

Dr. Pavel, i'm UFC

Ngannou title shot when??

Why is McBoner always flexing in photos?

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>I am not a manlet

Daily reminder Cody Garbrandt will Heem TJ

When will horsemeat Silva make his return?

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No shot

Check the timestamp. Middle of round 3 and McQuitter already gassed and looking at the clock

Let's not waste a thread guys

This is truth.

According to sherdog Bisping is 6'2" and Luke is 6'3" but this picture tells a completely different story, why do manlets always exaggerate their heights? At best Bisping is 5'10" here.

Love the way he made Poocare his bitch so goddamn easy.

Be honest, would you?

The OP matters a lot to this kid

GADOOSH!

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hell yeah

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Absolutely

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Doesn't replying to each other every day with these same posts get old

No, I like putting these people in their place when it comes to Schaub.

It's the spammer keeping this thread active so that people stay ITT, I'm off to the other one

He replies all the time lol

The OP is very important in your life eh buddy?

Im the spammer

AMA

You guys fucking told me Rose had no ass

This pic makes me realize how much I hate her current hairstyle.

If i was hitting it from the back, i would probably confuse her with a male in between strokes. Smh

Why are you so obese?

It's the same person.

Which posters do you hate the most? What went so wrong in your life?

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He still does it in less than 10 seconds so I'm gonna go with no

> no one cares about the rest
>not mentioning our true lord and savior, McGOAT

get da fook outa heyere!

I only ever post that webm to check if coral springs is on /heem/, I can post it any time of the day and I know for a fact that loser will always respond no matter what, it's just self-amusement lad :)

>Caring about manlets

L O L

That doesn't make me a loser, it makes you a bully (which is worse than a loser)

She got ass, just no tits

How is online bullying real my nigga? Just walk away from the screen, also it's relevant to MMA.

I'm not going to leave /heem/ just because you're here.

I never asked you to leave /heem/ same way I never ask you to ALWAYS reply to my posts my man

I can't help myself, it enrages me.

This

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Why does she need to be braless for an upper back tattoo my guy?

It's a one-piece dress, but you knew that. "muh straps", it's in front of her

>removing all that clothing for a tiny tattoo on your upper back

I don't see it. Also if it wasn't a front strap wouldn't most her back be bare anyway

redpill me on chicken alfredo pizza

Hawaiian pizza is where it's at, just do da dam ting

>No one cares about Joanna
Nigga...

>fingers covered in pizza grease

Imagine being this defensive about a fighter who is a laughing stock within the MMA community and wasn't even ranked when he retired.

How many PPV buys has she done?

How about a UFC in Poland next year?.webm

Conor

McGregor

peep the filename.

That's a phoneposter

Damn Gilbert Yvel gets around

>who is a laughing stock within the MMA community
Not true whatsoever, every UFC podcaster strives to be as successful as Schaub. UFC fighters loathe him out of jealousy.

>peep the filename
>Schaub h8er has a different filename than mine
Hypocrite loser

Watch this

>h8r obsessed with Schaub and his fans
Hello h8r I think you need to seek some help

Schaub bless

fav fem fighter??

>That lanklet
lel

Rockhold should fight that Vasoncellos guy who stole Lovato from him. The dude is a middleweight as well.

Who is your favorite female fighter?

I summon my Chris Weidman in attack mode!

>Tfw your boy is now a chinlet thanks to Herb Dean

favorite female mixed martial artist?

who is YOUR favorite female hand-to-hand combat practioner

haha revved him up

That lanklet is one of the GOAT kickboxers ironically.

That was when he fought in pancrase though in the early 90's

King Cody is back

chris looks broken, he's missing something.

Too easy

RIP BIGG PIGG

yuge if true

I summon my Michael "The Count" Bisping and equip him with the MW belt. My fighter's special ability allows him to avoid battles when targeted

B A S E D

So this MSG card is guarenteed to be better than the last one, right?

>Borrachinha is expected to face Johny Hendricks on November 4, 2017 at UFC 217
Holy fuck, why is Hendricks doing this to himself

can he be stopped?

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

>Bisping-GSP
>JJ-Rose
>Pigg-Borrachinha
It's a meme card so far

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All MMA in New York thus far has been a shitshow.

I heard you guys like peaches?

hes one dimensional Bigg Rigg would destroy him

bigg rigg on unlimited steaks is unstoppable

the dude is built like a greek god and has hands for days, hendricks is getting heemed