>bleeding profusely from my ass after wiping again
>dry, coarse toilet paper ripping up my anus again
>can't get a bidet like every civilized human should have and deserves because life would be ruined from ridicule
>bleed in silence helplessly as i have become accustomed to
anyone else know this being 'trapped in a subhuman hygene culture' feel?
...
>purchase softer tp or a special kind of tp with moisturizer
>problem solved
and how does it feel being retarded user?
I know now why everyone worth a damn here is moving to Berlin
i've never bled by my anus
god bless humid toalettes and bidets
REEEEE ALL I WANT IN THIS PATHETIC LIFE IS A QT BIDET TO EASE MY SUFFERING
WHY COULDNT I BE BORN IN A CIVILIZED COUNTRY
It's pretty weird that it isn't a standard here in Denmark (a bidet). I find the act of smudging out shit with toilet paper disgusting, why not just water your arse instead. Seems illogical.
just take a shower after shitting and clean that ass ??????????????????????????????
Whoa, I want an ass shower now.
Invest in a bidet
How're you coping with dry paper?
shit investment. pic rel is the thinking mans choice
drink more water
>he doesn't own a toiletservice dog that will lick your ass clean
I live in a """""""civilised""""""" country and my ass bleeds all the time
If by dog you mean slave girl
don't shit twice a day fucking idiot
stop using toilet paper, just take a shower after every shit.
you don't have a job do you
why would they move back to Germany when they literally have their own ethnostate?
bunny toilet paper
best toilet paper
Rest of the world, are you even trying?
i do