Casually mention I'm drinking coffee

>casually mention I'm drinking coffee
>15+ (You)s of "American ''''coffee''''"
>express an opinion about cheese
>20+ (You)s of "American ''''''''cheese""""
>post any beer at all
>"MUH MICROBREWERIES MUH MICROBREWERIES"

Don't you guys ever get tired of obsessing over us?

shut up fatty

Europeans drink coffee and tea black and pretend like they like it to seem culturally superior to others.

We don't need to pretend though

Greek """coffee"""

>American ''''baits''''

Delicious. A drop of baileys and its perfect

This is the true coffepill
Everything else is subhuman coffee

Well you either eat tasteless shit that looks like plastic (your cheese) or drink a gallon of sweet milky shit (your "coffee").
Hard to not get triggered when you actually know good from bad.

>proceeds to eat frogs

Never done it as it's actually not common at all to eat frog legs, but i heard it's quite good and taste like chicken.

Liar. I have been to Nice and everyone in the city was diving for frogs and they ate them raw.

>Euros claim America has no culture
>Ask Euros to explain what culture is
>They start listing off cheeses

>america's turn to list chesses
>can't

Do you have an pics of that girl but with a cock in her mouth?

This is actually good.

Not funny or appropriate. Grow up.

>make post insulting any euro country
>multiple countries join in defense
and they say you all hate the EU. you euros defend each other lol

>making post insulting any american country
>us flag join in defence

maybe mexico but lol nice lies. i could insult you and some fucker from norway would probably defend you. euros got to stick together i guess lolo

cringe

back of from the denbtnick, päl

>maybe mexico
>implying canada won't defend
>implying

That actually sounds nice, argies will only defend urugayans, other than that we will join of the grilling of any south american country