/nfl/ general - smokin' jay edition

JAC: Chris Ivory to open year as short-yardage RB?
JAC: Fournette to 'split carries' early in season?
CIN: Marvin Lewis has blood clot in ankle
DEN: Jamaal Charles sitting out preseason opener
IND: Still no timeline for Andrew Luck (shoulder)
CIN: Joe Mixon listed with third-team offense
CIN: Jeremy Hill listed as starter on depth chart
FA: Packers throw in the towel on DL Letroy Guion
CLE: Browns WRs coach praises RB Duke Johnson
MIA: Landry denies domestic battery allegations
NYG: Manning, Marshall 'getting on the same page'
KC: Kareem Hunt getting more first-team reps
NYJ: Jets have begun contract talks with USC QB Sam Darnold

Also first for Miami winning the east

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>You will never just bro out with Jay Cutler

Why even live

Tom Brady is gonna wish he never crossed paths with the Cutty.

Why would you want to party with a sad clown? Im not into that Pagliacci shit nigga.

Get me a REAL party QB.

>The Denver Broncos are "aggressively pursuing" a trade for Cincinnati Bengals quarterback A.J. McCarron

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Elway you madman

>Five year contract to a running back, making him the highest paid back in the league
Top lel

Party QBs suck 10/10 times
God fearing redneck qbs are the way to go

This is for correct
JMoney being prime example

Who?

>this is for correct

Johnny football
Better known as Johnny "Money" Manziel

I don't know a single redneck QB not named Brett Favre.

Phillip Rivers

>single redneck QB's that won a ring
fixed.

Terry Bradshaw

>Rumor has it Bill Belichick talked to the entire Jaguars team for half an hour after practice yesterday

Is Big Dick Bill gonna jump ship and meme the Jaguars to the Super Bowl?

hello afc championship

With the addition of Jay Cutler the AFC East just became the worst division.

>Be Derek Carr
>have the best pass protecting offensive line in the league
>Be the least sacked starting QB in the league
>have a bunch of weapons around you and solid all around on offense

yet despite that

>one of the worst accuracy ratings among starting QBs
>still hasn't posted a league average YPA
>below average QB Rating every year
>6th highest Failed Completion Percentage in the league

And the Raiders made this dude the highest paid Quarterback? Carr is due for a regression this season probably something like 15+ interceptions

Have a great retirement Vince

Dak Prescott

Raidhers need to get ready for another 6-10, 7-9 season.
This coming from a Bronco fan who totally respected what they did last year, but the reality is that so many of those games were comeback wins, and that's hard to replicate.

Broncos probably going 9-7 again akd barely missing the playoffs, but AFC West is changing.

>Chargers: 11-5
>Chiefs: 10-6
>Broncos 9-7
>Raiders 7-9

This all pends on whether the chargers can stay healthy. They're a damn good team who should have won more games last year, even through all the injuries. They fell apart in the fourth a lot.

Phil is without a doubt the best QB in the division, but the world just doesn't like to see things go his way.

...

>Joe mixon on third team offense
>Jeremy Hill starting
Please die Marvin Lewis
>Marvin Lewis has blood clot
Good

That feel when legitimately excited for Cutler. Pretty sure 34 year-old retired Cutler is legitimately the best Dolphin's QB since Marino

When did the Chargers get a new QB??

Reminder that Marvin Lewis has a ring

>the absolute state of the 2016 quarterback class

Literally only Dak and Wentz are going to escape failure.

Niggers aren't rednecks

I'm ready

AJ McCarron is severely underrated

>Forgetting based fucking Chad

Dude is legitimately the 3rd or 4th best QB who has ever played for the Dolphins


Is Cutler supposed to start over Moore?

>assistant coach

Those only count if you have your own Owl rings.

>JJ Watt playing tonight

Until he plays, then Moore will be out there.

It's just a rumor though and the Bengals would never let go of him while he's under contract

Staff doesn't suck

lol
who are you losing to you in the Super Bowl?

When their WR's came back healthy

I hope Jay crushes it so we can all lol about white privilege

In addition to Krap getting signed and being awful

>tfw Moore's mom was my sister's teacher last year
>tfw when Moore's mom freaked out on the fins staff when kids mentioned the playoff game
>tfw sister has it on video
Kek

wait, Kaep got signed?

proof or you're full of shit

...but still, they got a new QB?

No way Rivers gets another double digit win season again. He would barely eek those out before.

Other sports aside, Colin Cowherd is legitimately one of the best analysts when it comes to the NFL.

No, I'm hoping he will be just to show how bad he is

2 good quarterbacks is a good draft class. You wanna see bad? Take a look at the 2013 draft class.

Geno fucking Smith is the best QB out of there.

>yfw Brady faces Kaep in the Superb Owl and literally murders him with a Trump "Make America Great Again" hat on under his helmet

That was the year of backups. Glennon, Landry Jones, etc.

not under Mike he won't
>firing Marty after a 14-2 season
>the city of the Chargers FO

Hey getbrady! Get this! *unzips dick

He's pretty good sometimes. But other times he does something retarded like this

youtu.be/0lwIQZHZbic

He thinks the Falcons are going 8-8 this year

Can somebody tell me how Kaep doesn't have a job?

He's pretty good. Personally I prefer Florio, but both are head and shoulders above other hosts.

I guess his analysis is good but it seems like he always takes the controversial sides of arguments

Football fans don't want to be lectured about race.

get the fuck out here Old Gay, you and your zipperdick

He defended a military hero that America didn't coup into power.

They probably will

>unzips dick
you fuckin freak

Look at their schedule and find 8 loses

Lucky Ducky is actually a basketball american from Baltimore lol.

I'm predicting them 11-5

11-5 is not 8-8

The Falcons have been the definition of inconsistency since Ryan came to town.

Nothing is finite with them.

Packers
@Patriots
Cowboys
@Seahawks
Buccaneers
@Buccaneers
@Saints

There. 9-7. Might as well be 8-8

Sorry, different user

debatable

The NFC south might be the most contested division because every team in it is going to shit the bed this year.

Thats just one of his "fill the hour" hottakes. I don't care about those.

When he does actual prediction stuff like the blazing five, and where he guesses the spread will open at, he's great.

1 not very good
2 prolly wants more money than the standard back up QB
3 he attracts a media circus

>falcons lose literally every single one of the contestable non-divisional games
>get swept by bucs
>and then throw in a magical extra loss b/c math is hard

hmm no bias there

There any good teams in this league right now?

Man Id like to see what the Bucs could do with a half decent Oline. Winston and Mariota both look like they could become great QBs.

Least favorite analyst? I hate Pete Prisco. Guy has no idea what he's talking about and he's so smug about everything.

Hmm, you're right they should be 16-0 huh

Kaep is unemployed in football for the same reason Tebow is.

>Preach something above football
>Ensure media circus to follow
>Media circus = not wanted

Tebow sucked, let's be real. Kaep is alright. A shit ton of potential in the right system, you fucking memers.

The issue is that in football, the model QB is exemplified by silence and football IQ. Anything past that, and it becomes problematic.

Get some sponsorships, play some ball, that is all.

Rodney Harrison is the worst

Cutler to Landry
get used to that /nfl/ ;)

Hardly a controversial opinion. Hard to shake off the kind of loss they had in the owl.

I thought his NFC predictions were fine. He gave sound reasoning behind every team's record.

Is Kaepernick just Tebow's arch-nemisis?

I really like how Captain America verbally bitch slapped Kaepernick in that comic issue a few months back.

I just originally started this in response to the idea that Cowherd is not retarded.
He says Falcons go 8-8 that's pretty improbable based on their roster and their schedule.
I think if you wanted to be fair you'd assume they will split the division and split their "tough" games and go 11-5 at worst.
Of course anything can happen but I just don't see how Colin is "the best analyst" and then sees them going 8-8 (and the fucking Panthers going 10-6)

They were 8-8 2 years ago and only 11-5 last year. They lost to the fucking 16 eagles, so there's plenty they can lose.

>anything can happen so they will go 8-8

daily reminder that the browns have a more recent playoff appearance then the bills

>Least favorite analyst

Hard to say because the NFL has the absolute shittiest analysts of any sport. Colin is basically the only non-esoteric guy who's opinions I give some credence to since he could actually make money as a professional bettor.

Probably McNabb if he even counts.

>being so anally ravaged that you cant accept 8-8 as a possibility

Fuck off m80 cunt. The Falcons arent elite and a super bowl loss is hard to overcome. If 8-8 is unlikely but possible than you should be happy. You cant guarantee 10+ wins unless youre the Patriots.

I can tell you one thing though. The Falcons will NOT win the Super Bowl next season and there is LITERALLY nothing you can do about it. So there.

wide right

>football tonight

How much is Watson gonna play?

Im more interested in that Asian RB the Panthers drafted desu.

W A T T

Dubs and Watt and Watson get season ending injuries tonight.

Not today

Checked

Double checked

>dubs

Toxins are blessed with an injury free game

>Kansas City Chiefs
>Not in Kansas

What did they mean by this?

>guy thinks his favorite team that just went to the super bowl is better than 8-8

>REEEEE YOU CAN'T GUARANTEEEEEEEEE

I think you might be the upset one here tbqhwyfam

Missouri doesn't deserve two teams.

did the falcons defense get gutted or something? or the O line? i'm sure ryan can meme it up with literal who receivers and backfield