>Be at the premier of The Batman >Ben Affleck in the audience as well >45 minutes in, it's great so far. Pure Kinography. >Flick cuts to a dark corridor of Arkham covered in shadows >Jared Leto Joker steps out, the "damaged" tattoo glistening in the dim lighting >"AH...AHhhhh....AHHHHHHHHHhhhhh....well if it isnt my favorite HONKA HONKA!" >Audience bursts into laughter >Affleck, visibly uncomfortable and with spaghetti spilling out of his ill-fitting jeans, blurts out that "I..it's not sup..posed to b.be funny JU..JUST watch!" >Theatre quiets down to a dull roar >Batfleck reaches the deepest part of Arkham, kinometer slowly rising again >Waiting for him is Deathstroke, fully armored. The werewolf guy from True Blood removes his mask and gets ready to deliver the line that will make or break his career. He puts everything into it, his D-list talent channeling into every word >"HRURR EH MEGURGERREVHRNMM MNNRMBLE" >Audience erupts into rioutous, convulsive laughter >Ben, burdened with the guilt of Jen leaving him and now ruining Batmans first solo movie in years, is now hanging from a rafter in the middle of the theatre >25% on Rotten Tomatoes
Had a pretty good night desu
Dominic Richardson
>>"AH...AHhhhh....AHHHHHHHHHhhhhh....well if it isnt my favorite HONKA HONKA!" >>Audience bursts into laughter
Broke my immersion Nobody would laugh at that, just look at each other uncomfortably
6/10
Blake Mitchell
>Ben, burdened with the guilt of Jen leaving him and now ruining Batmans first solo movie in years, is now hanging from a rafter in the middle of the theatre
Jeremiah Nguyen
Will Alflicki ever recover?
Christopher Edwards
>"HRURR EH MEGURGERREVHRNMM MNNRMBLE" wat
Hudson Butler
I don't believe it, where are all the forced cameos for Nightwing, Batgirl, Red Hood, Robin, Azrael, Batwoman, Huntress etc. so that WB can make movies about them
Jacob Cooper
What did he mean by this?
Bentley Roberts
Didn't Afflack say The Batman was going to be more streamlined and focused than BvS?
Josiah Cox
DCucks They never learn... They neeeeeeever learn...
Daniel Cruz
lol dcu is trash
Asher Gutierrez
MOMS
Mason Stewart
GONNA TRIPS
Kayden Evans
That's at 32% right now.
Jeremiah Moore
>Implying an extra 15% makes it better
JUST
Jack Wright
>implying it doesn't JUSS
Joseph Sanchez
Is it bad?
Ryan Torres
Its still less than 50
JUST
Evan Allen
>internet """"""""""critics"""""""""""
Jackson Hernandez
It's completely average. Really isn't much more than a love letter to noir crime thrillers from the 50's.
Julian Wright
7.8/10 desu
Benjamin Adams
all of those are correct
>anons on a hungarian dick-cheese making website
Brody Watson
>its completely average and yet these completely average to completely shit films get in the 90s
Parker Rivera
>HONKA HONKA I really wish Ben don't use Jaret Leto in his movie. That joker was a mistake.
Jaxson Cook
>all of those are correct >tfa 92% Fuck off
Easton Morris
Leave Ben and Jared alone, they already have it rough ;_;
Noah Cooper
marvelcucks triggered afain
Henry James
The Batman will be at least better than GCS.
Christopher Martinez
But user Marvel movies are shit too
DC movies are just far more shit. Sure they look nice, but you can't defend stuff like Lex or Suicide Squad. Marvel movies will continue on and be at least endeared by the masses. DC will legitimately go through a situation like in the OP, where the sins of its putrid foundation bubble up in otherwise ok movies. You can't fix shit like the Joker
Dominic Jackson
Jared is perfect, shut that hole.
Oliver Nguyen
>I just wanted to make a Batman movie
Robert Powell
>Sure they look nice This is literally the single most important thing there is in the medium of cinema.
Alexander Thompson
Ledger was better
Ryan Howard
>get in the 90s >I don't know how RT works: the post
Leo Rivera
DC could have avoided this altogether by just slowing the fuck down, planning ahead, and not worrying about the Super Hero movie frenzy. At it's core, DC will always have a bigger draw based on Batman and Superman alone, but they rushed out a few turds and now for the rest of this movie series life it will stink of shit.
>Tfw we could have got a lighthearted, All star Superman inspired origin story that fleshed out the character instead of just DUDE DBZ FIGHT >Tfw we could have gotten a Batman film where instead of being a hulking unstoppable mass of murder he's a vulnerable human being like Bale was trying to solve a killing by the Mad Hatter noir style >Tfw instead of building a solid foundation we got a rushed, bloated turd and then the Joker was ruined in the next movie
Fuck man. It just sucks, what are they gonna do? Timeline fuckery like X-Men? It will never be "good" will it?
92% on Rotten Tomatoes does not mean it's a 92/100 movie, retard. It means 92% of the reviews were largely positive.
Jose Baker
Poor Leto :_: Poor Ben T_T I hope they both get redemption. When will they be happy?
lol what a cuck. I want Leto to be given a chance since he didnt have much screentime in SS
Juan Ortiz
If you want straight comic book shit for milk guzzlers 8 years old kids just read the comics. These movies are for mature kino connoisseurs like ourselves.
Wyatt Long
That's more reflective of how bad the movie is compared to those if anything.
Aiden Wright
No shit and that's just as embarassing
Ryder Morales
He got the Oscar for being Joker
Leto won't
Just saying
Hunter Scott
Ben and Jared are happy when they're together.
Robert Miller
>9/10 critics liked shit I get it
Cooper Hall
He got an Oscar because he died like a retard.
Adrian Gray
Pathetic and pretentious.
Alexander Stewart
>I dont read comics and thus assume all comics are infantile
Do you even know what The Dark Knight was based on? Two comics in particular
Bentley Watson
>Tfw no Willem Dafoe Joker and his Yael Stone Harley commiting straight up atrocities while Ben Affleck Bats races to stop them >Tfw we will never see Gemma Arteron Thalia >Tfw no Batfleck vs Patrick Wilson Talon in a bid to rid the city of The Court of Owls >Tfw could have based the suit of of Earth One but went with a pudgy, no neck muscle suit
Noah Powell
With the little bit of screen time you got you can tell he was an awful Joker. It's not about the screen time it's about his portrayal in the scenes that were shown. His look, his mannerisms, the things he said, they were all bad. It's like the little screen time Bane had in the Batman & Robin movie. Or Electro in Spider-Man 2 with the little bit of screen time he actually got and Green Goblin and Rhino as well.
With the little screen time all those characters got you can tell they were shit. Giving them more screen time won't make them any better.
Brandon Clark
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Blake Hill
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Camden Flores
Point is Leto wont go that far.
Its why Ledger pulled off the better kino performance
Lincoln Bennett
My hand slipped.
Carter Adams
Well, for one he didn't have to die to get an Oscar.
Landon Jenkins
And Leto wont get an Oscar.
I can say The Dark Knight is kino. But nothing in the DCEU is
Elijah Torres
wew lad... didn't think batman and joker would ever give me a boner
Logan Allen
>We will never see Bryan Cranston Gordon go up against Michael Madsen Bullock >We will never see Kit Harrington as Nightwin fight alongside the Teen Titans in their own spinoff movie
Elijah Parker
Oscar Isaac should have been Batman desu
Daniel Parker
>And Leto wont get an Oscar.
Nolan Clark
That was because of DBC, an actually good performance. His joker was awful.
Mason Wright
his hair game is tsuyoi
post rare Jareds I need more for my Leto folder
Bentley Young
If you promise not to pull it off.
Alexander Gutierrez
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Jaxon Martin
>>Ben, burdened with the guilt of Jen leaving him and now ruining Batmans first solo movie in years
It's only been 5 years.
Hudson Lopez
>Those digits
FUCKIN CHECKED FAMALAM
Logan Rogers
Five years of Baneposting.
David Phillips
Look at his phone background.
Owen Reed
Let won't get an Oscar for being the joker.
Getting an Oscar for a capeshit and being put in a capeshit because you won an Oscar are two, very different things.