LEAKED

United kit for 2017-18.

RONALDO MCDONALDO

leaked footage of meeting with new owner

Was America a mistake or a necessary meme?

what's the owner called?

Pretty comfy kit desu

Ronaldo

Athletes advertising for junk food is the epitome of hypocrisy. Like they would even touch that shit regularly.

so what?

They eat that shit all the time. You can eat whatever you want when you train all day, are in your 20's, have good genetics, and steroids.

true athletes prefer kenTSUUUcky friend chicken

>sir ronald j. mcdonald, world ambassador of the united states of america, personally appears to receive the english guests

B A S E D

yup

mcdonaldinho

How many American athletes played in that game?

necessary meme definately. without them the world would be pretty blank. imagine having no amerishart memes.

what's worse
junk food or junk cars

i liked the AIG kit
maybe my favorite manutd kit

I remember reading an interview with Kieran Richardson in my Match Annual 2007 in which he said he ate McNuggets on the reg.

As long as he trained hard and ate healthily most of the time he could eat shit for one day with no consequences.

At least they werent driving millions of admiring children into obesity. Buying shitty cars or insurance will at least not kill you (mostly)

>junk food
When is this liberal meme die?

yeah that one looked pretty cool,the aon logo looks like shit
when are they going to bring these though?

they knew what they were going into,not mcs fault really

will*

Yurofats will defend this

le bad and good fats meme will sadly never die. perhaps if the /fit/ sticky was compulsory for all men on earth, but not until then.

decent photoshop, but the shoes are bad.

why would you not want a man more famous than jesus at your sporting event?

>kit and not a jersey
>Yuropoors

>muh calories in calories out lol xD
This is why you will never leave humanity behind.

Holy shit is this real?
Ahahaahha yuropoors are going to buy this and wear a mgdonalds logo around ahahahahaha. And they make fun of US sports for ads

>muh micros are more important than macros blurp XD

COME ON, i already use mutant mass, faggot. 315 ohp come at me cunt

It's as real as the PSG Pepsi one.

it was a mistake

Usain Bolt eats Chicken McNuggets before every race

>Eurofats

>tfw still no ronald mcdonald us president

cant wait desu

me on the right

...

She wants the McD

>241 years and still salty

*inhales*

Without the US you'd be speaking German instead of Arabic.

Wait...when did United sign with Adidas?

t. Never played sports autist

I wonder if he gave Fellini any good bants about his hair

t. never had sex aurist

For me it's McUnited, the best premier league team

HI ARE YOU THE BURGER

Are you wanting to become one of us again lads?

>the President of the United States sucks down KFC buckets and hamburgers regularly
>American athletes own stakes in pizza places and go out to fried chicken places almost daily
>athletes smoke weed, drink lean, and do other unhealthy things
You're deluded.

You sound like an underage kid rationalizing laziness when looking up to role models.

They are not even hiding that amerilard market is their priority now,

It would make complete sense for Team Chevrolet/Budweiser/AIG/AON to be sponsered by the biggest American meme of them all

Honestly depends on the person. I play ball hockey with a bunch of guys who had NHL contracts and they basically do nothing but drink beer, smoke dope, and do cocaine, but they are still unreal at all the sports they play. It'll eventually catch up to them, like eating bad food or smoking, but if you're a top tier athlete in your early 20s stuff like that hardly seems to have much of an impact on performance, although it might be more detrimental to completely professional athletes who are essentially in constant competition to keep their spots on teams

>It's not my fault I'm fat it's just my genetics
>It's not my fault I'm fat it's because of McDonald's
>Guns are the danger not niggers

I can't wait until all of you cunts are put on a big bonfire.

signing all the useless black players is pretty obvious for the americucks

>when Fellaini shakes Ronald's hand

SO MUCH RESPECT AAAAHHGHGHG

Anyone else see the Pulisic resemblance?

>tfw you want to get your favorite team's jersey but their sponsors would make people look at you weird

First it was visitflorida.com now it's some online casino, plus an advertisement for PES on the back

Best united kit.

Just get a polo shirt with the badge on it

>not replacing the "M" in the name on the crest with McD Arches
Wasted potential.

*without the soviet union

fuck m8 i laughed like a little school girl to this

>implying the Olympic village McDonald's parlour wasn't the most crowded food place
Athletes, especially those involved in strength-based competitions like weightlifting, like to chug junk food for its calorie boost and easy of digestion.
Eating that shit all the time and almost not moving at all is the problem, not the fact that it exist.

>ManU nightgown

The shocks!!! It looks like fries. Ohhhh dear United!!!

I'm going to make this player in FIFA

God BLESS America

you mean Russian

it truly is a shit time for football.

>rooney will now look like a spotty mcdonalds worker on the channel you paid £20 a month for on sky.

>kodi largely btfo.

>all kids like the (shit and full of wogs) spanish teams.

>neymeme gets bought out for millions

fuck this im done.

Disregard the shit that cars sprouts out if its assxhaust burning another hole in the ozone layer.

someone with even sillier makeup is actually president

Would buy. McDonald's is my favorite place to hangout

jesus get it together yuropooperscoopers not even handegg allows ads on their jerseys

An necessary meme of course

Muh ancestor

Fuck off, hippie. Enjoy your "smart" cars and public transportation

The image is fake and ads on soccer jerseys are part of the reason there's only 10 minutes of commercoals in 90 minute games, I'd gladly take that in the NFL for less commercial breaks

Looks better than the Chevrolet one desu

You would, retard?

You'd rather watch players stand around during timeouts and running off/on the field during changes of possessions just so you don't have to see a commercial?

Less commercials wouldn't make NFL games any more fast paced. We're talking maybe a total of 20mins quicker. The TV commercials are already placed over natural downtimes of the game. It's not like you miss a play. It's literally impossible to go to commercials in soccer without missing a portion of the game.

You act like there aren't commercial time outs in the nfl, calm down

Support your local club

>Less commercials wouldn't make NFL games any more fast paced. We're talking maybe a total of 20mins quicker

That is almost two times the amount of play time an average NFL match has

rooneys a toffee again though

All this ripping on 'Amerifats' and Euros are the ones kitted out in McDoland's gear

KEK

Big fucking mistake.

It's your fucking company, burger

Are you retarded? The NFL has dedicated tv timeouts. That's the reason chip couldn't run his offence effectively hurry up fucked with the Commercial jewery.
It should be a 40 second playclock no matter what, only exception timeouts and challenges. Fuck automatic reviews and fuck tv timeouts.

...thats a rugby kit

we will spread our diabetes epidemic to you and you'll thank us for it

>mcdonalds sponsoring sports teams

i think i died a little

I feel like I want a McBurger for the first time in ten years.