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BASED bradders edition

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USA

janny isn't gonna like this

janny can eat shit out of my arse

I'll raise a glass when the finally turn charlie gard off
waste of time and money

Wish I were a postman delivering parcels in the English countryside.

fair point

alright Pat calm down

Wish I had a black and white cat.

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THEY CALL ME RORKE
THEY CALL ME RASHEED

Oh dear

We need one more

Any other anti-contact MAPs here?

v&

stop posting in this thread

Any other full contact MAPs out there

i used to work in chicago in a department store
i used to work in chicago i did but i don't anymore

*fully contacts your arse*

The Geordy Sponsors' edition.

all in here

Why does the UK government allow /Brit/ to exist?

not for long

babestation

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CHHHOOOOM


i don't hate it tbqh

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I want to have martial sex with a British man in the missionary position.

so many talos statues in skyrim

kek

this thread was made 2 hours ago you fucks

MAKE a new

yeah and?

i did say recycle you new cunt

reply to this post or your mother will have a really good nights sleep and wake up feeling refreshed

>martial sex
Like, to the sound of goosestepping?

she ate my scotch eggs again so will not be having that

my mom has to wake up at 1 am to drive my sister to the airport so she's not gonna be refreshed

Scottish "people" should be Genocided

wank
then sleep
then /brit/
then eat
then repeat

Change of plan. I'm feeling incredibly lazy so I'm going to get Maccas instead

There could be that going on as well.

NEED a centrist surge

>martial
Drill them hard, yee?

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me and the gf

>he doesn't wank and /brit/ at the same time
Sad!

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I think your gf is male.

gf just sent me this lads

looks rather young

mental to think that half of germany used to be commies

mental, i tell you, absolutely mental

mental to think that half of germany is turks

mental, i tell you, absolutely mental

>used to be

the GDR was only around a third of Germany, not half

*clammy, humid summer*
don't blame me, i voted for gore

Pissed me off all day painting shite while I had to carry heavy things by what she painted and swanning about being a retard, the silly bint fannying about like a fucking space cadet. She won't be sleeping well anyway since she never does, and currently my spitefulness supersedes my concern for her. :)

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the gf

So user, why did you come and see me today?

I don't understand the woman in the front row seat staring at her phone. That's probably an exclusive event. Why not even pay a second of attention to the models?

no fren

met an aussie today

he was wearing one of those cork hats

probably been there for a few hours

Can't stop wanking

*cums on u*

Oh looks like I'm cured.

sem

Have you known anyone personally that did a 'cide?

Good mates mum hanged herself.

I want a British man to pour tea in his mouth for me to drink.

kid at school did, was on pretty good terms with him

no, but a girl who was in my year at school killed herself in some dumb shakespearean-esque attempt to get her boyfriend back

did it work

loling at the mad britshits over on the other thread xD

no she died

Mate blew his face off with a shotgun

Have another mate that kicked a football at summer camp and it hit a girl in the head and killer her. He's addicted to heroin now

Latvian lad that was in my class at school killed himself literally a couple of days ago

Don't know how or why because I don't talk to anyone from school any more but it's all over facebook

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Alcoholism Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Stop Drinking Like Nigga Close Your Mouth Haha

girls are so dramatic

gf in highschool offed herself now I have trust issues

>killed by a football
>wut.png
A football football or a handegg ball?

Soccer ball. She fell and hit her head on something after it hit her. She went brain dead

gf did

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gf just sent me this

Who /insomnia/ here?

>work at 8.30

kino tonight lads

so comfortable we're living in a bubble bubble

Fucking hot.

>25
>can only pull 20 year olds cause they don't think I look like a baby
>don't like the personalities of 20 year olds

Hmm

doing a watch
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what kino

Tell your gf thanks m8

Synecdoche, New York

signedodicodichodi

yea well shes taken so back off lads
the life erotic nicole

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You're pretty cute. Do you have a gf?

H3H3!!!!!!!! I love that guy!!!

Is this from a /brit/ meetup ?

yeah

lad i knew did, it actually made national newspapers because he'd used MDMA the week before so they ran it as a b8 drugs scare story, when everyone that knew the guy personally knew that he was a manic depressive who'd tried multiple times

awesome, you'll had some fun?

we did it reddit

wheres hila

where is hila at

I think she's the one in the back doing the peace sign.