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Drafted into the military edition.

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This one was the first one posted no hard feelings to the other guy
>Fug, same thing might happen to me...
WTF...

> WTF...
If I drop out of my uni i will be drafted for one year

don't drop out then

Oh god, firefox was eating up ALL the memory for some reason. Glad I restarted.

How is the Russian army?
>Like what exactly?
Lots of things you can do. Since I'm at imgur, have this:
imgur.com/a/R33fH
TL;DR: do everything you can to reduce testosterone, specially with a diet rich in greens and low on red meat and eggs; do cardio but don't lift weights; buy all skin products that exist and apply them daily, use good shampoo, consider taking some hormones on the side (I never tried this, it's for people who are more serious about it).

The problem is none of that will change your facial features.

I can't delete the other thread.

I don't think that the russian wants to become a trap lol

Well he asked what I meant exactly by grooming.

Who wouldn't

holy shit the satanic trips pls spare us

Good night

me on the left

Night.

Me in the middle.

I know
> How is the Russian army?
>this captcha
Lol
Em, it depends on the place where you will serve
You might end up in some place with Dags and Chechens or in some comfy place near you home city
It's probably not really hard, but most young guys want to dodge it. Only one of my classmates wanted to go there (to become a sailor) but he was a retard who failed his final math exam

Did somebody say Satania?

Btw, I already have these pics, but thanks anyway

Good job

*thumbs up*

Thanks, it took a few attempts.

Hm I see I see. I hope for the best, cute boy.
debiru

:)
Hm, I think I should get going too.
It's too late (or early) to sleep now, so I think I'll play some blackjack in gta sa or watch some stream
Bye anyway
(satania sucks btw)

Show me the religion map pls

Do you want to know what I have or everyone? I didn't take a screenshot of it, and steam desktop has been giving me trouble today for some reason.

>conscription
Heh

I want to know if you've stuck to the orthodox faith and enforced it on the lesser peoples.

Of course, my dude. Orthodoxy with the 3rd rome DLC is nuts.

How do you do it? I can't play this game without cheating a little with the monarch points. Gratz.

I've played a fair bit (650 hours), and this run took quite a few restarts (like 50 but most were before 1460).

going to visit lithuanian gf in two weeks, any tips?

Tell her to not commit suicide.

Don't make others think that I am you.

Oh god yes, it's beautiful.

Thread Theme: m.youtube.com/watch?v=p1lbjNVbGe4

Flag is censored because I messed it up.

Some dude just came in during the last 10 minutes of my lecture, why bother.

Ping.

Great Firewall of China huh. Not so great it seems.

Ming.

Qing.

It would be pretty impossible to remove every single proxy

pow

Pong.

Thread is going so fast nobody will see my gay roleplaying

Stop.

Why?

We need to fix the gay problem here. I'd like to make an exception for you, but I must be a just ruler.

me on the left

Regardless of whether I drop outta college or not, I'll end up getting drafted into the fucking army for like 2 years. And there are only 2 months left till my service starts. I wanna hang myself now.

Wizards can't rule, step aside lil boy

Who the hell do you think you are?

I think we have bigger problems than the gay one, namely a certain Lithuanian

What do you mean? I love his smart and funny comments, especially the ones about "normalfags"

Just come here, I have a Korean friend who is dodging draft, he basically hates Korea now.
Pretty funny desu
That's what I'm saying, we need him to post more so we can all enjoy his wonderful wit and intellect.

Yes I am woke

Good morning(night)

Hello.

hello, friends, how's your day?

Hmm.

Twas a good day, I almost lost 10% of the total grade of one of my papers because I missed an assignment but my tutor let it slide and gave me more time.

Fine, nothing particularly interesting happened

I'm your king

>newfags
when will they learn

Gonna make a cup of tea lads

Hello

Having some tea right now

Good, keep me updated

>half day thread is lith autist and gay russian posting
>other half is gay nz and gay american posting
How did things get to this?

I like posting here

It was always like this, you were just too blind to see.

Whenever I go to Lithuania, it feels like I'm having a stroke because of their fucked up language. Is it the same for Lithuanians too?

Me too.

cute
me on the left
america on the right

wtf stop that

Enjoy those glass shards that are about to be embedded in our legs.

>embedded in our legs
l-lewd

Stop the gay!

Increase the gay!

Pump it up!

Pump it!
*LOUDER*
Pump it!
*LOUDER*
Pump it!
*LOUDER*

youtu.be/9EcjWd-O4jI

...

I've heard nothing but terrible things about this character. Give me the red pill, user.

I don't watch anime

That makes two of us.
*cute anime pic here because I'm phoneposting*

I'm sorry but you have to leave

It just wasn't a good anime in general.

/deutsch/ memes are way better than anything you guys have

No :(

Go fuck your cousin.

No need to be a rude cunt you nigger

Sorry, too much eu4.

PUSH IT
PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT

Besikiškiakopūsteliaudamas

walk along the razor's edge

With no one left to stand in your way

You might get careless but you'll never be safe

Welcome to the limit

I don't think you know this song

I do know it retard, I just don't like writing the text in random order