DODGERS @ D-BACKS

WOOD VS GREINKE

>not kershaw pitching
Good, maybe we won't see a game with 8 runs given by balks

BLUE
1. Chris Taylor (R) LF
2. Corey Seager (L) SS
3. Justin Turner (R) 3B
4. Cody Bellinger (L) 1B
5. Yasmani Grandal (S) C
6. Chase Utley (L) 2B
7. Joc Pederson (L) CF
8. Yasiel Puig (R) RF
9. Alex Wood (R) P
RED
1. David Peralta (L) LF
2. Adam Rosales (R) 2B
3. A.J. Pollock (R) CF
4. Paul Goldschmidt (R) 1B
5. J.D. Martinez (R) RF
6. Ketel Marte (S) SS
7. Jake Lamb (L) 3B
8. Jeff Mathis (R) C
9. Zack Greinke (R) P

Is this game like the WS for DBacks fans?

Remember when the dumbass DBacks traded Dansby Swanson for Shelby Miller?

it's DBags, and yes.

Doyers fans still salty about last night I see

FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS

BELLINGER!!!! GOAT!!!

>ROOKIE SENSATION

Why would we be? We're 79-33 and WS favorites

Why did I put money on Greinke?

Belli goat

>in arizona
>more doyer fans than dbag fans

say what you will about doyer fans but dbag fans are shit tier fans.

>crowd erupts for Wood's fly out

fucking lol, phoenix

Grienke is fucking shook

Why is Greinke so shook? It's just one dinger

Is it true that Greinke used to get into it with Puig?

>Puig thrown out stealing second

lol

That really was an awful slide

Why are the Dodgers so dominant this season? Are they really this much better than every other team?

What the fuck is up with the Dodgers acting gay? This is starting to piss me off because they are supposed to be the best team but aren't acting like it.

>dfags ace on the mound
>Only a sea of blue to be seen at chase
SAD!

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>corey's brother

And a majority of it isn't even active payroll
Science and scouting

is the magic over?

>throwing money at a franchise is science

>Like half of that comes off the books after this season

Bye Carl Crawford. Hope you're enjoying being paid not to play baseball.

Bye, last of Matt Kemp's MVP year contract

Ethier's last big contract year too. hope Ethier stays on but takes the vet minimum like Utley.

Wouldn't the Dodgers price per win be lowest since its divided over 115 wins?

>Wood Exposed

Fuck.

Goldsmith is back to killing us I see

>In 2014, during the Dodgers’ annual trip to Chicago, the team bus stopped downtown to allow rookies undergoing hazing to walk into a pizza place…When the bus was ready to leave, Puig was outside, looking for his luggage inside of the bay underneath the bus. After Puig ignored multiple requests to close the luggage bay, Greinke hopped off the bus, grabbed the suitcase in front of Puig and chucked it onto Michigan Avenue. Puig stepped toward Greinke and was restrained by reliever J.P. Howell.

I hate to use the whole "Puig had just come over from Cuba and didn't understand the entire baseball culture here" but it really does apply here. And Greinke has a legit social disorder.

>Dodgers showing they can't beat good teams

Fucking hell this is when you start panicking.

If they had the same payroll as every team, yes. But they pay so much more overall that the cost for each win is greater.

he's autistic

How do I get Goldschmidt forearms??

So what you're saying is too stupid to remember how many over .500 teams the Dodgers whooped prior this season?

Literally nobody is panicking but you

Fucking kek what a great combination. Autismo vs foreign player that hasn't learned the unwritten rules yet.

Yeah, so it's not that they necessarily hate each other. They're just so far apart socially shit like that is bound to happen.

>Can't beat teams in their own division

The dodgers are spiraling downwards and it doesn't look like it's going to end soon.

lol is being tied with the Dodgers in the 5th of a regular season game the equivalent of winning the WS?

>>Can't beat teams in their own division

this is bait but here's your (you)

last series with the dbags and rookies, the dodgers swept them both.

>Joc

please stop

Hey man it's fucking hot here we don't have much to be happy about right now.

Just call up Verdugo already fuck

>line drives right at guys
christ, it's the 2015 dodgers all over again

>Be Joc
>Be in lineup

>Be A-Gon
>Come back

>Be Joc
>Be on bench

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An MLB network commentator just referred to Greinke as a "baseball savant." What did they mean by this?

he can tell you his FIP

That's a nice way to say he has Aspergers

>zach grunty

Phew, got away with one there.

They just fucked Zachary over.

Really good pitch right there

>it's a "bullpen blows a quality start" episode

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I think the autism got to Puig

>beat LA chants

WOOOOO
Martinez coming in clutch again

it's gonna be a SPECIAL night

Trade wood.

STINKY
SMELLY
BEANER

Why did Lamb swing at the first pitch?

>a fucking hit
finally

I love that this can be applied to both of these teams

Belli gets on base
>Grandal
>Utley
>Joc
Why even try?

>joc

fuck..

ok but joc is still trash

JOC DOUBLE
WEW LADS

>JOC IS PRODUCTIVE

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!

>RISP

>Joc gets a hit off Greinke
>Who had previously told Joc he was an "easy out."

greinke getting BTFO

THANK YOU BASED PUIG

>BASED PUIG

FUCKING CALLED IT

Puig is literally a nigger

TYBP

>Greinke surrenders the lead

>To the guy he told was an easy out and the guy he spergs out on

ask for "magical juice" from any personal trainer

sure got quiet. You okay sneks?

Is anyone strangely attracted to the arco hula girl?

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Fields looking elite again.

Judy Greer has a sexy voice, shame about her actual appearance.

This Bradley guy is the one who gets visibly upset when Dodger fans cheer? Lmao

she's not that bad. if she said "user, fuck me right here, right now" i wouldn't say no.

somebody please remind me of who this nigga is and what his career highlights are, thank you^^

>"This is Chase Field. This is where the Diamondbacks play,"
-Archie Bradley

Looks like the sneks have a date with Jansen to look forward to

is Joc elite?

he appears that way sometimes, but then he goes on horrible month long slumps

dubs for grand slam

WTF ARE YOU DOING NIGGER

farmer's moment in the sun is over

Woops inadvertent (You)

this team is SPECIAL