/mlb/ - Future of the Dodgers edition

MLB: Players weekend nickname jerseys revealed
TB: Jake Odorizzi leaves game after taking batted ball to ankle
CHC: Contreras may have DL trip in his future
LAD: Kershaw getting ready to return from DL
TOR: Troy Tulowitzki is done for the year, on 60 day DL
CLE/NYM: Indians working on trade with Mets for Jay Bruce
NYY: Sabathia's knee shows no damage
COL: Rockies made "lucrative" offer to Carlos Gonzalez in spring training

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Someone please tell me why the Cubs won't twopeat this year? I'll wait lmao.

reposting I suppose

Jints

>Bruce traded to the Indians


Fuck this shit team

>the ASStros are unironically going to get swept by the whos

theyre too busy being the absolute faggots of sports

Multiple personality disorder is a serious issue. I suggest you go see a specialist.

Mest fans, Red Pill me on Jay Bruce

Would the ultimate Memeb owl be if the Memeiners and the Royals met in the AL Wildcard Game? Would /mlb/ and Sup Forums even be able to handle the memes and shitposting?

dingers

>Mest

I thought you were an Astros fan... or wait was it a Dodgers fan? Oh will you look at the time I'll have to call a MPD specialist.

Hello, I'm looking for a Mo Lester here?

>red sox win

Before coming to us he was a streaky, mediocre lefty. We turned him into one of the best power hitters in the game, but HRs are pretty much his entire contribution to the team. Perfect 3 hole hitter in a sabermetrically optimized lineup. he's not as bad defensively as you would expect

What do you want?

1.91 ERA in his last 47 innings

Say you're sorry.

>all of these Roid Cucks fans in Tropicana
Relocation to Montreal/Charlotte, when?

Good offense for your team, but he could be a streaky guy. Kevin long is one of the few good things that is here and he made Bruce a great HR hitter this season

Imagine being this obsessed with me lmao

>Gnats
>Crapitals

Enjoy another loss in the DS to the brewers

EIGHT STRAIGHT
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I suggest that we both sit and talk about your problems. Now tell me what goes on when you're Mo'Lester and tell me what goes on when you're Fly That W(rigley). It is clear that there is an apparent conflict between these two personas. I suggest you tell me what is going on. I am here to help you.

I changed my original mo'Lester trip a long time ago, faggot. You faggots wanted to keep impersonating me lmao

But see, Mo. We have to figure out how you can remove the other personalities from your system. Such as HousTON of Wins, FactsAreFacts, and perhaps others I have not been informed of by concerned bystanders. All we want is for you to be yourself, there's nothing wrong with that at all.

I'm not any of them faggot

Lmao why does everyone think I'm mo'Lester

At least you're not even trying to hide it anymore mo

>Wilson Contreras will require season-ending surgery after pulling his hamstring today
>Wilson Contreras will require season-ending surgery after pulling his hamstring today
>Wilson Contreras will require season-ending surgery after pulling his hamstring today
>Wilson Contreras will require season-ending surgery after pulling his hamstring today
>Wilson Contreras will require season-ending surgery after pulling his hamstring today

>cubes

can a mod please just get rid of the fucker? we all know they're the same person and all those posts do is shit up the already pretty bad general

Source for this pls

>M E S T
>E
>S
>T

Trip fags should be removed

I thought the whos were intentionally throwing games? What's going on?

What does this image mean

>THE CITY OF WILSON CONTRERAS

>Still losing in the division series
>could have been in the WS in 2012
>But your bullpen blew it
>Could have been in WS in 2016
>Bullpen blew it against the doyers

Sure using daniel murpheys prime well

Astros kryptonite is the whos

Wrong.

he hasn't even had an MRI yet...

but even if true, the .190 hitting "next babe ruth" schwarber will shore up the shit ship.

aw, i try to keep my shit baseball related and fun. for example, that pic you posted is my work :^)

PHILLIES WIN

How obsessed are you? Seriously.

>cubes

>cusb

Why did you respond to a post replying to mo'lester?

>this obsessed

They'll be out of the bottom spot very soon. Go memeji.

Fuck, you guys have to start winning now. I want to beat up the Mets, but still have the tank going strong

because he is mo'lester

only TMWNN and Tuco were left alive at the end

Id gladly take the tank over

lol

There is no tank anymore. The 1st pick has already been decided.

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cat on the field in st louis, next pitch yadier molina hits grand slam, few such entries- Glad!

based cat

Fuckin' cat.

What happened to houston? Is it their starting pitching that they did not trade for to shore up?

royals funny moments

Fuck that devil cat

>giving up 7 runs in consecutive days to the whos
They're fugged

THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE, AND THE ONLY OTHER TEAM THAT I TRUST TO GUIDE THIS IS THE WHITE SOX

>mfw royals cat guy is fucked
Someone make a Cards version pls

We got Jay Bruce for a 30th round pick

scout.com/mlb/astros/Article/Dallas-Keuchel-Sends-Clear-Message-from-Houston-Astros-Clubhouse-105711860

>yfw kikel knew better than his GM

Kinda fucking that up right now. But fuck it, it's good to see the team improving.

fuck youre right
how will meme team twenty fifteen ever recover

this was our chance this was royals time to shine fuck that cat fuck that cat fuck that cat fuck cardinals fuck tigers fuck indians

Phillies and Giants not even on the list

Yadi is GOAT

>Trade Bruce to Indians
>Get some literal who prospect


Fuck this shit

... Did Antonetti just fleece the Mets?

A 30th round pick from last year
About fucking time he did something. But who are we taking off the 25 man? @Indians said he'll be with us in Tampa

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top kek you dripping?

One and a half months of Jay Bruce was never going to result in a big haul
As a Mets fan I see this entire last month as the front office panicking because they realized they had absolutely zero relief depth in the minors. And also they're cheap. And they suck
Time to tank for that top 5 pick

Brantley on the DL, then probably Almonte gets sent down

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>Schwarber will be the Cusb starting Catcher for the remainder of the season

M's win again. Nothing like being able to hear your team win on the radio while working.

What the fuck?

Who knows, maybe Ryan will turn it around and become a member of the Show

Comfy feeling to be listening to baseball at work ain't it

Can we start tanking. Who'd like la potencia and the grandy man?

DEUS VOLT

Not sure why you quoted me with that but neat webm

>Can we start tanking
>start tanking

Cespedes has a no-trade clause.

Just to bring up the quick reply window, my mistake.

Especially when it's future hall of famer Rick Rizzs.

Ah no problem, happens to all of us mate

Alex Bregman has an XBH in 11 consecutive games.

Jeeeezus

They're going to need to actually start scoring runs then... And soon

Astros cannot handle Comedy Central

Wins actually feel even better when they're 5-19 rare

Now you can see 30 IQ josh bell's reaction