What do you think he would do to me if I asked him for a pepperoni pizza with stuffed crust?

What do you think he would do to me if I asked him for a pepperoni pizza with stuffed crust?

If it was his job he'd probably just make the pizza if you walked up and said this trying to be funny he'd probably shoot you point blank in the head

why would you do that?

Guy used to work at a pizza joint. I'm sure he would smack my shit in or just laugh and tell me to fuck off.

I'm guessing he'd probably ignore you

>"you bout to learn the meaning of a beatdown"

Why not just ask the pizzeria if you want a pizza?

To piss off Ride?

Sounds quite devilish

He... would... fucking... annihilate... you...

how does that get you a pizza, i dont understand

Maybe he doesn't want the pizza

why would he ask for the pizza then?

...

Hold on guys we got a god of comedy in the thread

Stuffed crust is for degenerates who can't appreciate the mundaneness of ends. Pizza will infinitely be better in beginnings.

PIZZA. RONI.
DRESSED MAGNIFICENTLY.
TOP WIT
CHEESE
PARMESAN OVERLORD

Fuck up the crust
Fill up your mouths
WHAT
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING

>PARMESAN OVERLORD
i can back this

>infinitely be better
fucking pseuds.

That doesn't explain why he would ask for a pizza

He would stare at you intensely and mutter words under his breath clutching his fists. Then make the pizza. Years later he would reference you saying “fuck a pizza boy in his pussy pizza mouth” in a weird rap song.

PRIDE YOUR UNIFORM AND STUNT
STEFFAN MAKE A PIZZA DONT GRUNT

Imma
Pizza maker
Imma
Swedish baker
Imma
Tomato slicer
Imma
Jaleleño dicer
Imma
Sick deliverer
Imma
Fucking driver
Imma
Cringe shifter
Imma
Pizza nigger
Imma
PIZZA NIGGER PIZZA NIGGER PIZZA NIG-GER

...

>Wojack posting

Please...stop.

>Wojack

10/10