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Ameria bull general

Eurocucks pay your respects

Second for rudie Amerlcunts

lol that's sad

Suits us perfectly then donnit?

this will be my birthday next month

all alone but 25 instead

unfortunately yes
;_;

Happy early bday user!

ill at least have my qt

cant tell my parents about my online korean gf

Where's she from? :D

are u me

you know where

Will you be doing anything with your qt on your bday user?

top stuff mate

country roads

instagram.com/p/BVsoQB0lKWu/

Who else Team Clayton here?

Out of your own choice

honestly get more fun out of sending nudes of me to my qt than receiving them

fuck i'm sexy

are you me? my birthday is in 3 weeks and i'll turning 25 too.

I only post now to bump this

>site struggles to hit 5k these last few days
ded site
ded thread
ded life

soon the final doom

I just lost motivation to post here.
So, sometimes I'll bump this for you.

omg? my birthday is in 3 weeks and i'll turning 25 too..

Do Muricans congratulate in advance?

Definitely dead.
If this guy hasn't been hitting on the new Asian qts for nearly a month; shit's fucked

I don't ever remember seeing him desu

Practically every Korean, Jap and even a few Thais, have at least one photo comment from him

god I am so tired

I still feel that /Batmanager is the worst commenting on pics

have people been moving to another website? what happened?

IP has progressivly broken down more and more, functions dont work etc

people get frustrated and stay in facebook instead

What?! Me too!

no you're not

Fuck you

is there an alternative?

Just commenting to say that there's not 10k online because the online system changed. Now, the perfil disconnects right after it goes online.

*it goes off

>Tfw no Russian gf

>Tfw no Australian gf

>talking to Qt for almost a year
>Met once and it was good but short
>Planning to meet again
>Tell her how much I like her with some long messages about feelings that I kind of regret.
>She replies pic related

Kind of an autistic reply but I'm in, right boys?

She's impressed by my knowledge of computer programming.
How do I get her to send nudes?

it means she's fucking Chad

I hope so. Cuckolding is my fetish

It's this kind of autism that you expect from Brit posters

if thot==true
Return nudes
Else
Return fuckingdropped

what to put on looking for section?`

>Python
>not:
(if (eq thot-p T)
nudes
fuckingdropped)

>my real profile
>no qts

>fake profile with 7/10 proto-Chad
>qts everywhere

Goddammit. I have to start working out just to get online qts.

You have Hellotalk but you have to pay something like 15 US shekels a month to have full access to the app, otherwise it's pretty limited.

You also have HelloPal but there 90% of all the female userbase are hardcore koreaboos, much more obsessed than the ones you find on IP. I don't recommend it.

All the other apps are objectively shit.

I'm pretty average but I have white qts throwing themselves at me left and right. I also have a lot of latinas too.

I mostly get slavs but I pretty strictly talk to romance-speaking Europeans.

damn im older than this dude now. I never thought I would turn out like this.

>I also have a lot of latinas too

Fug.

It's mostly Brazilians. I don't care much for them, so you can have them.

/DanMM

Take what you will from my profile.

> I'm pretty average but I have white qts throwing themselves at me

its because you say youre astronaut

I search my boy friend , add me okcupidsex.com my id /nickey2345

It's not even the most realistic goal I have, but for some reason that gets me pretty far. I visited one of my qts in Portugal recently and whenever she introduced me to people she said "he's gonna go to Mars some day!"

pic semi-related, it's my recent views. Activity died down a bit since I haven't gone on much since I traveled around Europe in June/July.

>hating based jj

>tfw picking up qts from thirsty betas' wall comments
having these cucks pre-select the easy ones is pretty nice desu

>"he's gonna go to Mars some day!"
if some girl introduced me like that I would cringe hard and ditch them the next day.

The only two photo commenters that stand out for me to remember is the fedora lord called "enders" something and that creepy, half japanese, pale, horsefaced dude.

Why should I? She's attractive and enjoyable to be around even if she's a bit autistic. She's in STEM so there's naturally some autism.

R A R E

>that creepy, half japanese, pale, horsefaced dude.
>he doesn't know kuromegane by name
casul

That's my boy Gustav.

Has anyone ITT managed to talk to him?

...

You shouldn't if you like it of course, I personally can't stand it when people say good things about me that aren't true.

What's in your glasses tonight /cp/?

A few days ago a femanon mentioned he sent her a pic of him eating a sandwich, and requested her to address him by his nickname.

>classical music
>writing the description in several languages
>virtual signalling about not liking Trump

How can you be such a pretentious numale?

How can anyone be this pretentious? kys

shit taste in movies

>tfw my favorite qt is on this list

You can rip on my taste in movies all I want, I hardly watch them. Just don't touch my music.

Which one? If it's one of the Thais, she's all yours. I have that country blocked.

>no Cage
>no Saint-Saƫns
It's like you want to be a pleb

The only era I seriously listen to is Baroque, everything else is just dabbling.
youtube.com/watch?v=hI8CsRT2EpQ

But you have Tchaikovsky listed

Yeah I like some romantic stuff, but it's a lot less consistent for me than Baroque.

One of these qts was obsessed with my London stud profile. It would've been cool to get her nudes, but she seemed far too into intelligent conversation

I don't even know why I get so many of these women. I'm like a 7 at my very best.

Wow, you actually look like Eddie Redmayne when he portrayed Lili Elbe in the movie The Danis Girl, in this angle.

REEEE, THIS SPANISH FRIEND OF MINE SAID I LOOK LIKE HIM RIGHT AFTER SHE WATCHED THAT MOVIE REEEEE

>Thais
lmao no, she's a ruskie

Yeah, you can have her. I'm not too into slavs. I should find a Russian qt, though, since I might have to learn it for career reasons.

why does this guy pass so well with hours of professional makeup, angles, lighting and costume design? It's not fair!

Some brit girl from here sends him lewds

Kek, do you have the original?

>that
>passing
kek

Only 1 comment? You're a pretty small fly bro

/vanmator

5k people for a chat site isnt that bad actually.

>that Russian gamer gurl with big tits who visits your profile every few weeks

She's fake right? Or just harvesting beta followers?

Yeah but it used to have more than 15k people back in 2014/2015

what do i reply?

>yasemin, 20
>izmir
tasty.

yeah go ahead, she messaged me "Heey" which was quite riveting i admit

just reply back with hey and talk casually i guess lul.

tell her something like "hey, whats up kitten?" and see if she likes it ;^)

but i have no interest in her Ahmed

I hate it if they want to start a conversation with "hey". Why not something cheeky like "cute dog, but mine is way cuter :P" instead this incredible boring word

thats lame. she looks fine.