Hey mister, we ran out of gas and we need to get to Vegas for a show, can we catch a ride with you?

>hey mister, we ran out of gas and we need to get to Vegas for a show, can we catch a ride with you?

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Bullshit. Where is their car?

Sorry, ladies. This bicycle is built for one.

Probably on the side of the road out of frame. They're not going to park it in the middle of the fucking road.

Do you indentify more with Pizzagate or Pedowood?

Sure thing, but one of you is gonna have to sit on my lap since is only a two seatter

3D lolis or 2D lolis?
the great debate.

I'd rather siphon some gas from my car and give you, I don't know, half a tank?

i hate it when little girls wear make-up because being naturally perfect it only causes them to downgrade.

>2D lolis

true, but they have so much fun doing it

so it's for them, not for you

She looks like a shit, with that makeup.

yes, but you can tell she's having fun

isn't that the most important thing here?

is little girls calling guys 'mister' what pedos dream about?

Actually she has a fucked up face.

She isnt cute

you've never been called "mister" before?

reported for underage


SO MEAN!

Is that ass age appropriate?

>Not calling me a faggot

fake

>ass

that's a tushy, mister

and yes, yes it is

Is a hiney you retard

Is this where all those fucking Germans went when krautchan went down? It would explain the images and posting.

It would also explain the 'kino' shit too

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They had a board on 4x2chan or so I heard some where.

alright, but what's the main difference between a tushy and a hiney?