/heem/ - Terrorists Suck Edition

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First for 9/11 was a good thing

Combine the best parts of other fighters to create the perfect fighter

>Stand-up/Striking
>TDD
>Wrestling (offensive)
>Submission Grappling
>Stamina
>Chin

heeminder

hendo bless

Masvidal won the fight, Maia won the decision

my picks

>Stand-up/Striking
Silva
>TDD
Woodley ofc
>Wrestling (offensive)
Cormier
>Submission Grappling
Tim Elliot
>Stamina
Sakuraba
>Chin
Frankie

a composite image of my fighter looks something like this

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who is your favorite tap by stipe?

what would your reaction be if your favorite male or female fighter goes out for a surf and loses his or her leg to a shark

Fully roided Ubereem in every category except chin.

>Saves lives on his vacation
Clip
youtube.com/watch?v=wacrLhytaBM

Full episode
youtube.com/watch?v=EzTQRyvmdgo

1:09:48

"I heard you the first time you fucking midget!" And proceeding to make Willow jokes at Uriah Faber, classic Bisping.
youtube.com/watch?v=Rbbku4b4G_E

unfavorite

they should get a loss on their record

Pride HW Edition:

>Stand-up/Striking
Cro Cop
>TDD
Fedor
>Wrestling (offensive)
Randleman
>Submission Grappling
Barnett
>Stamina
Nog
>Chin
Fujita

>literally only thing she has going for her is ''le toughest woman on the roster''
>pulls out of a card she headlines because of muh headache
>based Bobby fights fucking Yoel Romero with one leg and wins
Nah, fuck her.

stamina tho !

Rose champ by the end of next year

Cap this

Who is the biggest chinlet of all time?

bulgaria JJ exists and while she exists shes the champion

Keep in mind that dude who fought Soukhamtath last weekend got dropped by a jab 3 times.

the cheeky shitposting smile

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Danel Cormir

>fujita
yah true.

Nakamura could take a crack too. He was never that great but he always hung tough. What a chin he had. I almost put Randleman on mine.

anyone who got KO'd at flyweight

Seriously lads, how do we stop Tenshin from taking over the game?

>down syndrome natalie portman

Dirty

wew

like everything I read about that fight made it seem like it was a simple decision for Perez but there was some homecooking done with that decision

Rose can do it

Holy shit are these recent?

Also it's a bit sad reading about her and Pat:
mmafighting.com/2017/8/8/16096916/pat-barry-recalls-battles-with-addiction-hurting-rose-namajunas-career-and-getting-sober

>USADA arrives
>Brazilian fighters disappear from the top 5 rankings

Hmmm

funny isn't it?

>USADA arrives
>Brits take over the game

Really doodles my noodle

He's a prodigy for sure but he hasn't hit the mat with anything other than tomato cans. I have a feeling the first real grappler that gets him down will beat him.

Cheaters never prosper buddeh

his 3 mma opponents have a whopping 1 win combined

I get he did something special in muay thai but Rizin is protecting him, as they should, but I just hope he does leave Rizin when he's ready, they are coddling him

Kid is only 18, by the time he's 22/23 with the right team and practice his grappling should be legit

except when they do

They should just marry already

>bloodyelbow.com/2017/8/9/16119660/ufc-strawweight-rose-namajunas-womens-health-global-naked-issue-photo-mma-news

women's health..

I could heem every single here.

its >tfw i could heem every here

Dont take my thing lad

>Get knocked down by a jab in two rounds
>Win

no hes not

Who is the Zyzz of mma?

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Some of it depends on the success of Rizin, they're still getting started and haven't really found the magic formula for success yet. If they knew they had a reliable product they'd throw him in the GP but they need stars to build around and it's led to a lot of soft matchmaking.

you're in a club in huetown and these 2 come up to you and say

>Ey sex boy you very cuteche, did you wanted coming with us for make sexo

What do you do?

Now they can dominate another division since it's Jon and he lobes fighting manlets

sorry

I don't think I'd have much of a say in the matter

yeah if Rizin can form into something like Pride used to be then he could help build it. but people will always say "his opponents were not UFC caliber" in that instance

northcutt

'Look Out Random Drug Tester BEHIND YOU!"

Run away

Do you think joanna unironically goes to sleep at night thinking she can beat up an untrained 6'2 man?

Rose by the end of next year:

youtube.com/watch?v=919ip9_urEo

Imagine this picture when she had long hair. Dick = diamonds

She could though

She's a good christian girl who understands the differences between men and women.

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The opposite is true. A man's preference for feminine women goes up with his testosterone.

Oh yeah?

>>Stand-up/Striking
Rumble
>>TDD
Tyroid
>>Wrestling (offensive)
Yoel
>>Submission Grappling
Tiramisu
>>Stamina
Jones
>>Chin
Nate

i thought those small monkeys in south america went extinct

this was usada's biggest supporter

>Stand-up/Striking
Overeem
>TDD
Aldo
>Wrestling (offensive)
Khabib
>Submission Grappling
Maia
>Stamina
Nick Diaz
>Chin
Prime Hunto

Literally the perfect fighter

>Hunto
grow up

>grow up

What?

>some people literally believe this

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/27511452

no yanks edition

>Stand-up/Striking
Conor McGregor
>TDD
Jose Aldo
>Wrestling (offensive)
Khabib Nurmagomedov
>Submission Grappling
Demian Maia
>Stamina
Michael Bisping
>Chin
Korean Zombie

Jon Jones is the closest thing we've got to the perfect fighter. It's a shame he missed 2 years of his prime.

Bisping abandoned your country for fucking California. Also "yanks" is fucking embarrassing, just fucking pathetic.

GROW UP

>he's fighting Bisping because he's buddy buddy with Wonderboy
>no wait he's doing it because Woodley has someone else lined up now
>he's campaigning for this fight for years because he wants to be a champion in two weight classes
>he's not afraid of Woodley, he has nothing to gain by gaining his title back
>Bisping is such a credible champion for him to take on
>he's doing it because it's big money, woops Bisping vs Hendo 2, a money fight, sold less than 300k PPVs
>the 5 or so people waiting for a title shot at MW can wait
>GSP is totally taking the more dangerous fight guys
How can anyone defend this garbage matchup. Woodley has almost cleaned the UFC's WW division while Bisping has yet to defend against a proper contender.

This retarded freakshow retardation is 100% GSP's fault, Bisping is just being offered a lot of money and the UFC won't pass for a fight like this.He just doesn't want to get brutally heemed because he knows Tyron is a much more dangerous fight for so many reasons, if he got finished at WW it would be much worse if than if he gets UD'ed or even finished by Bisping, there's always the "he moved up and fought a 220lbs guy" argument

>Woodley has almost cleaned the UFC's WW division

No he hasnt

God bless you for not posting the horrifying parts.

are you a horrible troll or just cannot handle the banter

Shut up you rootin' tootin' yankee faggot.

>>Stand-up/Striking
>Silva
there are over 300 Silva's in MMA. Any one in particular?

ugh brits

;_;

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Who's left for him to beat? Masvidal just lost, there simply aren't any promising fights for him right now, but you could make easily at least 3 or so title fights at MW, the divisions are pretty much opposites when it comes to people in contention at least. Glad GSP is coming back to ruin MMA even more with his retarded bullshit circus fight.

He should just ask for a Dan Hardy rematch so he can lay on top of that can for 25 more minutes, just don't logjam other divisions.

gotta be wandy

underrated

>but you could make easily at least 3 or so title fights at MW

>Whittaker
Injured and recovering
>Rockhold
Coming off a loss
>Romero
Coming off a loss
>Jacare
Coming off a loss
>Weedman
1-3 in his last 4

>Rockhold
>Coming off a loss

how terrified are you? lol

you actually think Branch will win, don't you?

not like one is far and away the better than all the others

Rockhold would be a rubber match, isn't this about money fights at all?
Weidman is coming off a good win, and would be former champ vs champ.

poor The Chris

Smiling helps.
And nudity.

Also Hendo was 2-3 before getting his title shot.
lol

Branch +325
Rockhold -400

who is she?
the asian kd lang?

Gonna be embarrassing when Branch puts him to sleep

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

have you actually seen branch fight