Absolute Madman Edition
18:30 W 5000 Metres Heats
19:05 M Javelin Throw Qualification Group A
19:10 W High Jump Qualification
19:25 W 800 Metres Heats
20:20 M Triple Jump Final
20:25 M 1500 Metres Heats
20:35 M Javelin Throw Qualification Group B
21:05 W 200 Metres Semi-Final
21:35 W 400 Metres Hurdles Final
21:52 M 200 Metres Final
how do you guys stop your shoes from smelling?
Lose weight
Don't wear them indoors.
Put them in the freezer over night from time to time
i don't
leave them outside your window overnight
>having shoes
fuck off, Rockefeller!
how do you guys stop your food from smelling?
put them in the freezer
>women's high jump today
Do you think the runners hear the music that loud? Would seem fucking annoying having all that bass going
>it's a long distance japan leads for half of the race then finishes 10th episode
Man, fuck women. They are whore-ish, disloyal, unfriendly, don't contribute anything to society, and are terrible for your morals and principles.
>Be in High School
>Be on Cross Country team
>Before every meet, our team is congregated under the team's tent waiting for the races to start
>Coach's wife and 1 year old daughter always show up about 30 minutes before the race
>1 year old daughter always recognizes out uniforms, and runs up to us to give each individual person on the team a hug
>We look absolutely ridiculous when she does this, and are laughed at by everyone
>One day I get absolutely annoyed when she does it
>She gets to me, and I push her off of me, propelling her about 4 feet in the air
>Coach is absolutely infuriated at me for refusing to babysit his child, and starts to yell at me
>Some other adults have to hold that faggot back from me
>I start to yell back and tell him how his daughter made our team look like an absolute joke before every race
>Kicks me off the team right then and there
I didn't give a fuck then, and still don't give a fuck now. I stood my ground and stayed by my principles. It's not my faults he's raising a whore for a daughter.
not really they are all in the zone, if anything the thumping bass probably helps them
just like ww2
sheit dude
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Fair does, but then you've got the commentator going all over it and shit, but like you say they're in the zone
literally happened a few seconds after you said it
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I was surprised at how loud and how much mainstream pop was played. I think if it was an issue athletes wqould complaina nd it wouldn't happen
>muir
Did she died
>kneesocks
Ah yes
Englands brave laura muir
she's so tiny. 14th. I thought she had fallen a few times because she was hidden behind western giants.
>tfw Deutschland won't win another medal and finish behind such countries like Bahrain, Greece and France
Female Jimmy Carr ded
Too much fucking haggis for that slaaaaaaaaaaaag
"this is very good for a not very confident 5000m runner"
"laura muir looks spent!"
I'm not even fussed if she doesn't win or not, but these bbc commentators do get abit memey
Did anyone get a webm of the woman who got completely submerged in the steeplechase yesterday?
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>behind France
what a joke
Do you think we'll have any meme finishes tonight?
*blink*
>2017
>not wearing a MAGA hat
Infact, bbc btfo. She's confident
a cute
nabeshima is very cute. a nice stomach.
shmatenko has travelled through time from 1984 for this race.
I hope she's okay
shit that is liz mcolgan's daughter? I remember her.
>steph twell
In no way related to beth twe..ddle?
How do you filter which countrymen are competing today on the site?
Mccolgan looks like a top British slag. The sort that does sambuca shots in a wetherspoons on a Thursday night
It's Sonic Mania advertising
mmm chavs
What is the burger thinking?
meal after the race
"I don't have a strong kick but I can run faster than this"
Those are birds. Chavs are a bit worse
MAKWALA
probably thinks that no one will catch her because there aren't many africans in the heat. a good plan desu. she will probably qualify.
surprised the jap didn't go with her.
they are so vulgar, its disgusting really. I don't see anything sexy about it
I only wear crocs. Breathes perfectly.
Poor Jap at the end
shoot first, ask questions later
literally the epitome of where all america's problems come from
TERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Rip twell
Steph Twell too fat tbqh. Ass too big
vittu tero jes
bump, halp lads
why is huddle pushing so much in heats?
>Tero was just playing us all along
I knew you had it in your big guy, go for the medals
>the absolute state of burger
fucking KEK
Jap got lapped.
And Huddle got rekt.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE STATE OF THAT BURGER
that was brutal to watch
RIP Karoline
gabby is so comfy
JAWOHL
Vetter holy shit
She is very attractive in a way I can't pin down
Would love to see McColgan take a thick black cock desu
Wooo """netherlands""""
Nvm, she made it through.
Fuck off BBC
>ass too big
m8
t.kingdom of benteke
>Jap got lapped
put down the bong. she ran a PB. jap NR is 15.10. she did her best.
no dutch in any races.
middle class scotish accent
>*Blocks your attempt to have a live presenter that can go 2 minutes without stumbling over his lines and fucking up*
I think I see what's happening here, and I don't like it.
Meant for
Why are all britians athletes from scotland
Are english people all fat piglets?
How do we think Katarina Johnson Thompson will do tonight lads?
Susan Krumins-Kuijken qualified for the finals you gook.
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field nigger
we didnt spend history evolving to run from the English like Scotland did
Easy there Klaas, thanks for correcting your mistake tho
>al saud
If I had to guess I'd say she'll choke
kino
>he still thinks women should fake their appearance into innocent looks but not embrace their true slut nature
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>Good to see her committing
Weasel words
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Why is BBC 2 coverage all about talking and never showing sports?
is this bait? if not you are absolutely autistic lmao