1. How the PHUCK was the hammerhead ship able to push the Star Destroyer that far? Were the empire pilots and shit all asleep?
2. How the PHUCK does the Death Star enter hyperspace? Wouldn't it need big ass thrusters, I never saw any thrusters at all
3. How the PHUCK would the girl's dad be able to keep that fatal flaw in the design without anyone noticing?
4. Why the fukkk did they not just get another actor to play Tarkin? It was so distracting and creepy. If I was Peter Cushing's power of attorney or whatever I wouldn't have allowed that shit. It's disrespectful somehow. Imagine if they got some shittier artist to make fake Rodin knockoff sculptures using a 3D printer and got permission from his estate to use the name Auguste Rodin.
5. James Earl Jones must be old as "Fudge" right now and it showed. Vader's voice was frail bruh.
6. For the 3rd time in the past 15 years, WHY WAS JIMMY SMITS IN THIS freakeen MOVIE??? He had 2 lines in this and in ROTS and AOTC. He's a proper actor, he should've been the main rebel whatever, it should've been him and Mon Mothma; hell, make him the commander of the fleet instead of Admiral Blackbar
7. Forest Whittaker's death was retarded, there's no honor in getting crushed by big boulders
8. They told the galaxy that the city got destroyed in a "mining accident"? 4 real? No one instagrammed that big ass laser? Or the mushroom cloud? Word would've gotten out kwick my Dude
9. Too many planets + moons, K.I.S.S. principle niqqa, you don't have to create a new world for each scene
10. Why does the blind nigga's name have a superfluous circumflex over the capital I
11. Don't name a planet "Jedha" if you already have some shit called a Jedi
12. The plot of this film was wholly predictable, I don't think I was surprised by literally annything
13. That it constituted a departure from the sonic semantic satiation of Williams' plethora of leitmotifs was the saving grace of Giacchino's overwrought score
>For the 3rd time in the past 15 years, WHY WAS JIMMY SMITS IN THIS freakeen MOVIE??? He had 2 lines in this and in ROTS and AOTC. He's a proper actor, he should've been the main rebel whatever, it should've been him and Mon Mothma; hell, make him the commander of the fleet instead of Admiral Blackbar Organa is a senator not a military commander and it wouldn't make much sense to have a human command a mon-calamari ship
Isaiah James
You went into the film expecting every character would die?
Eli Scott
>4. Why the fukkk did they not just get another actor to play Tarkin? It was so distracting and creepy.
It really fucking was distracting. I don't know the idiot who thought this would be a good idea, but it was terrible.
John Baker
It wouldn't have made sense otherwise, those people should've showed up in "later" episodes, also cheap pathos in a story that's handicapped in the saga by not having the familiar characters
Evan Martinez
>Organa is a senator not a military commander and it wouldn't make much sense to have a human command a mon-calamari ship
Only nerds care about that
Carter Lopez
Damn, am I the only one here that enjoyed it for the rebellion and empire porn? And at least felt it delivered on making you feel something when the cast dies? It was a decent flick.
Ryder Collins
Ever seen this crazy thing called a tugboat? They're these magical little boats that push aircraft carriers and industrial barges like they weigh nothing.
Isaac Price
>1. How the PHUCK was the hammerhead ship able to push the Star Destroyer that far? Were the empire pilots and shit all asleep? Wasn't it the Destroyer with no Energy?
Dominic Morales
>Ever seen this crazy thing called a tugboat? They're these magical little boats that push aircraft carriers and industrial barges like they weigh nothing.
I'm not questioning the small ship's ability to move something so much bigger, I'm saying the bad dudes should've noticed what was happening and taken care of it before they slammed into and destroyed an entire other spaceship
Sebastian Morgan
I don't remember anyone saying anything about that
Charles Phillips
Y Wing launched Ion Torpedoes, disabling its thrusters and everything, the Star Destroyer even starts to tip towards the other one before being pushed by the Hammerhead
Carter Barnes
>1. How the PHUCK was the hammerhead ship able to push the Star Destroyer that far? Were the empire pilots and shit all asleep? The ships were disabled. Re-watch the scene when possible (if you played games like X-wing or TIE-fighter, you can also know how, but is a bonus for oldfags. Otherwise, see battle of hoth)
>2. How the PHUCK does the Death Star enter hyperspace? Wouldn't it need big ass thrusters, I never saw any thrusters at all Is designed like that, internal engine. This is not star trek; the science is less "hard". Also, makes more sense than a planet that once eats up a sun, we don't know how can get the next fuel
>3. How the PHUCK would the girl's dad be able to keep that fatal flaw in the design without anyone noticing? He's that good. Is the point of the story. If the flaw was obvious, why everybody is mad for the plans?
>4. Why the fukkk did they not just get another actor to play Tarkin? Agree.
>5. James Earl Jones must be old as "Fudge" right now and it showed. People would have complained if he was not him. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
>6. For the 3rd time in the past 15 years, WHY WAS JIMMY SMITS IN THIS freakeen MOVIE?? Is in the alliance. Rein in your autism.
>7. Forest Whittaker's death was retarded, there's no honor in getting crushed by big boulders He dies violently, not in the bed.
Joshua Edwards
The one that was pushed had been ionized by y-wings... The one that got another ship smashing into it, maybe didn't think a friendly ship would smash into it... But why didn't it bounce off it.
Jaxon Wood
You sounds like a lot of fun OP
Cameron Morris
>8. They told the galaxy that the city got destroyed in a "mining accident"? 4 real? No one instagrammed that big ass laser? Did you realise that technology in post-republic SW is sort of"used future" and the access is not easy, and is not reliable? Did we watch the same movies?
>9. Too many planets + moons, K.I.S.S. principle niqqa, you don't have to create a new world for each scene I agree, clumsy.
>10. Why does the blind nigga's name have a superfluous circumflex over the capital I Come on now.
>11. Don't name a planet "Jedha" if you already have some shit called a Jedi Make an effort, you are almost there
>12. The plot of this film was wholly predictable, I don't think I was surprised by literally annything Yes, classical Star Wars with lightsaber duel in the end, amrite?
>13. That it constituted a departure from the sonic semantic satiation of Williams' plethora of leitmotifs was the saving grace of Giacchino's overwrought score you have to go back.
Benjamin Gutierrez
I don't believe you
James Watson
>This is not star trek; the science is less "hard" Gay >People would have complained if he was not him. You know there's hella niggas who do a Darth Vader impression, there's shit you can buy at Toys R Us that changes your voice into Darth Vader, they could've done it better >Is in the alliance. Rein in your autism. Either take advantage of having him or don't have him at all, I'd be insulted if I was a high caliber actor and kept getting called back to recite 1.5 sentences to a tennis ball in front of a bluescreen >He dies violently, not in the bed. Nigga WHAT
Jason Lewis
>Did you realise that technology in post-republic SW is sort of"used future" and the access is not easy, and is not reliable? Did we watch the same movies? Used future = no cameras? >Yes, classical Star Wars with lightsaber duel in the end, amrite? No?
Don't believe what? Lol
Brandon Gonzalez
> How the PHUCK would the girl's dad be able to keep that fatal flaw in the design without anyone noticing? More to the point why did Jones start telling them about it?
11. Don't name a planet "Jedha" if you already have some shit called a Jedi That'd be a little too obvious and uncreative. Too fanfictiony.
Nicholas Bailey
have you ever seen a camera in star wars?
Easton Martinez
Lol wut. I'm not saying they should've called the planet "Jedi," I'm saying everything should have a distinct name
Jace Fisher
What do you think they use to record these? Prolly potatos lol amirite
Andrew Williams
>Gay The science is less hard. If you have no attention span, is not my problem. Jesus fuck is the main joke among fandoms. >You know there's hella niggas who do a Darth Vader impression This shows that you should not be dignified with an answer. Does not work that way. >Either take advantage of having him what is a cameo? You are mentally challenged. >Nigga WHAT He dies for the effect of an enemy weapon, not in his bed for disease or old age. Is a death in combat.
>Used future = no cameras? This, ladies and gentleman, is the reason why have over-exposition, dumb plot and the like. Filmmakers have to make movies for people with the attention span and the lack of care for even the most glaring element of a plot line or a universe, like this retard. >No? No, in fact. The movie was clumsy, it took risk. People legitimately criticise characters or stuff like changing 4 planets in 4 minutes, but was not predictable unless you read spoilers, especially taking into account the fact that is a prequel to a specific event. I bet you read /tv and THEN you went to see it.
You low attention, pathetic little fuck.
Nicholas Nguyen
Saw Gerrera = Che Guevara
Seriously Disney?
Camden Garcia
not even close
Mason Thomas
thats a hologram
Ian Morales
Do you see how weak the technology of that thing is? SW is a mix of awesome stuff and used future, a bit like 40k but way less extreme (and tech is not considered magic). Retard.
Ryan Miller
>PHUCK
hang yourself nigger
Owen Cox
It's going to be like that every december/january of every year right?
Hunter Rivera
>he doesnt know about eternal september
pro tip you are in hell
Owen Hall
>1. How the PHUCK was the hammerhead ship able to push the Star Destroyer that far? Were the empire pilots and shit all asleep?
It was disabled from the ion bombs released by the Y-Wings. It had no propulsion. Pay attention.
>2. How the PHUCK does the Death Star enter hyperspace? Wouldn't it need big ass thrusters, I never saw any thrusters at all
It has a really big hyperdrive. You don't need thrusters to enter hyperspace either
>3. How the PHUCK would the girl's dad be able to keep that fatal flaw in the design without anyone noticing?
Because it was so small/insignificant
Nothing else warrants a response
Ethan Davis
If you could actually speak spanish, you'd know they're near homophones (i.e., homo, just like you).
Oliver Parker
Not that guy. If you could pronounce correctly spanish, too, you would be confused. But I agree, there is similarity betwen that and the way an english speaker, at least a Murikan, would pronounce Che Guevara.
Angel Williams
My country borders with Spain, fuck face. Saw sounds nothing like Che and Gerrera sounds nothing like Guevara
Jordan Myers
no? if Leia was from a military home episode IV would be quite different wouldn't it?
Brandon Kelly
fuck off frog
Austin Garcia
>If you have no attention span, is not my problem. That has nothing to do with attention span bruh >This shows that you should not be dignified with an answer. Does not work that way. WTF do you mean? They got the other dude to voice Grandma Tarkin. >what is a cameo? And he's an important character too, it's Leia's dad, and a senator, he should've had a bigger part >He dies for the effect of an enemy weapon, not in his bed for disease or old age. Is a death in combat. He died in combat with a chunk of dirt. He fucking gave up, lol. Why didn't he just get on the ship, his enemies didn't even know he was "going down with the ship," he accomplished nothing >Filmmakers have to make movies for people with the attention span and the lack of care for even the most glaring element of a plot line or a universe I said people would've found out what really happened to Jedha City, and you said they wouldn't because it's "used future." That makes no sense you fucking faggot. >but was not predictable unless you read spoilers, especially taking into account the fact that is a prequel to a specific event. That makes it more predictable. Lol. >I bet you read /tv and THEN you went to see it. This is the first time I've read Sup Forums in like 2 years because this board is too autistic, QED
Jaxson Johnson
If you legitimately believe that they don't have CAMERAS in the Star Wars universe, you are literally the most autistic person I've ever encountered.
Wyatt Gonzalez
not even him but you literally have no arguments. just give it up already
Liam Wilson
>uses head canon >calls other people retarded welp
>That has nothing to do with attention span bruh Yes. see below, to. You are the reason movies suck.
>WTF do you mean? They got the other dude to voice Grandma Tarkin. Of course, Tarkin voice is as much as iconic as Vader's. Fucking amrchair directors.
>And he's an important character too, it's Leia's dad, and a senator, he should've had a bigger part because you say so? you are delusional.
>He died in combat with a chunk of dirt. He fucking gave up, lol. Why didn't he just get on the ship, his enemies didn't even know he was "going down with the ship," he accomplished nothing He was too slow, retard. He was crippled and too big to be carried. You are unable to understand actions and consequences.
>I said people would've found out what really happened to Jedha City, and you said they wouldn't because it's "used future." That makes no sense you fucking faggot. You don't get the setting. Other people told you, I give up.
>That makes it more predictable. Lol. I expected X to happen in a prequel! OUTRAGEOUS
>This is the first time I've read Sup Forums in like 2 years because this board is too autistic, QED Man, you are the autistic. See how me and other people destroyed all your points. I gave you digity answering all this pointless shit, but this user has more sense than me. He answered 3 things because the rest is too retarded.
Sup Forums can be autistic, true, but you are just too dumb even for Rogue One. And that's a bad sign, user, very bad. What do you do in your life?
Do you realise that is described as weird and unusual? You have low attention span and functional illiteracy. Best modern movie audience I guess.
Also, the planet is not coruscant. People either had to flee without stopping 1 second, or where too far from the impact, or just died.
Liam Russell
here, retard This is why we cannot have nice things. These are the people that watch Pleb Letter Media and then come here posting nitpicks to look smart.
