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"I heard you the first time you fucking midget!" And proceeding to make Willow jokes at Uriah Faber, classic Bisping.
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Michael Dukakis

>Bisping fans
Sad!

fourth for original calendar bro was way better

Gus JBJ is the ONLY fight to do, unless Jones gets a money fight.

So what's up with drug testing in boxing?

Dean Stone is the worst announcer ever.

>tfw there's no good /heem/ for like a month, and even when ufc comes back it's rockhold vs zzzzzzzzz

now that DC got heemed, bisping is officially the most underrated champ

>The show did 859,000 viewers, fifth out of the nine live fight nights in prime time this year on FS 1. To me, given the lack of names on the show, that’s a positive. The highest rated fight was Grasso vs. Markos, which did 988,000 viewers. Grasso has proven to be a ratings mover on television as that’s not the first time she’s been in the highest rated fight while not being in the main event.

>More impressively, the last two fights on the show beat out Top Rank boxing on ESPN, which featured the Vasyl Lomachenko super bantamweight world title defense against Miguel Marriaga, which did 728,000 viewers.

BOXING IS DEAD

Gus doesn't deserve another title shot after those loses. He needs another win first that much is obvious.

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Do you think that Clawja will beat Andrade? I feel like she's better than Andrade at pretty much everything.

How Rumble get beat twice by DC yet still look like a better fight for JJ? I want to see the fight happen

He needs to fight The Wizard of Oez

>Karen Montes is a bigger draw than Lomachenko

Howling 2bh

I want to see Yoel knee Bisping's shit, but that's not gonna happen. Rumble needs a win or he can fuck right off

Oez needs to fight Jones like right now.

Cialis and Steaks are back on the menu boys

to be fair, Gus also got a title shot coming off a loss

Depends. Some of te sanctioning bodies use VADA, sometimes USADA is involved. The standard drug testing run by the athletic commissions is identical to what they do in MMA

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Anderson Silva vs Kelvin Gastelum for Fight Night Shanghai headline

no he didn't

>Jones got in trouble for pissing hot, coke, and a hit and run
>Jones asked about drugs and hit and run each and every interview
>Mayweather beat the shit out of like 3 different women (we know about)
>Mayweather able to hide most of this with money
>Mayweather rarely asked about this, brushes it off if he is
>Mayweather says people don't like him cos he's black

what would've happened to Jon Jones if he did what Floyd did? Perma ban from MMA? talk about double standards, holy shit.

lol he did vs DC

Gus has had too many chances, why does he keep getting more? Oez or Rumble.

Yes he did

yes he did dumbass

Fox viewers fucking love WMMA, compare this to Weidman vs Gastelum which was a better card but with no chicks and did the worst ratings in a while

Depends. Some of the sanctioning bodies use VADA, which is like a more reputable version of USADA, for random testing. Sometimes USADA is contracted on an individual basis The standard drug testing run by the athletic commissions is identical to what they do in MMA

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHHH

Difference is Rumble QUIT and RETIRED

will Vegas ever stop doing their boxing/mma main events past midnight? Jones didn't walk out til like 1245 est. I wanna watch it with me dad but he always falls asleep lol

i wanna see jones fight rumble, gus, and brock. don't care which order

Andrade is tough as fuck but gotta give it to Claudia.

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>subbed & "retired"

Daily reminder that calendar unironically bought a reebok fight kit

y'all needs to pull that wild beast off that white boi

>pictured: Swedish man relaxes with his bull after a fun little midnight romp

I GOT IT
>Jones vs Oezdemir
>Rumble vs Gus II

Bisping bless

Rumble retired

can't really make that joke with how bad jones looks

What about "Muh itch"

>replying to yourself
This is just sad now

>The Association of Boxing Commissions and Combative Sports approved a recommendation to all commissions regarding using instant replays for fights. The recommendation is that instant replays can only be used for fight ending sequences and that the referee can use them to them determine whether something illegal led to the finish. Instant replays cannot be used to review the actions of the referee but to allow the referee to make the correct call regarding finishes being caused by a legal or an illegal move.

>They also approved a rule that if a fighter loses control of bodily functions, basically if they shit their pants or vomit during a match, that the fight should be stopped and the fighter be declared the loser via TKO.

Reminder

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

he will be back to gadoosh again

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>literally oozing with anger

Trump won

4+ knockdowns in his last 4 fights against all 3 opponents but gets accused of running? Yeah you mad

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you're putting words in my mouth. i said "zzzzzz" bc his last 2 fights were boring as fuck

How does that happen to "best striker" in MW?

A headbutt and eyepoke. Thankfully this was rectified in the next fight

Instant replay is a horrible idea, it's done nothing but cause more controversy in all the sports that have implemented it.

Gonna do a pastebin dump?

Muh headbutt , Muh eyepoke
>Bisping fans

>instant replay is a horrible idea

t. cucktriots fan

the best thing about tyron is seeing how butthurt he gets that fans don't like him

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>muh cockyness
>muh romero is muh champ

Trump won

In a bit, there is not much MMA this week and some of it is mixed in with articles about wrestling

you mean when bisping forced a collision of heads in an attempt to escape? yeah I remember that.

You're gonna get banned again my guy.

>his last 2 fights were boring as fuck
Cause he fought boring specialists

And years later Bisping wins the rematch like against Luke.

While you stay the same crying yourself to sleep every night about Mike ;)

Lol Bisping fans always have to address Romero because how much of a bitch Bisping was to duck him, I wasn't even gonna bring him up but it would seem Bisping and his fans always think of the Cuban

cool excuses bro. i don't blame him for fighting that way. i'm just saying it was boring

Hillary lost. Romero lost. Luke lost. Jacare lost. Bernie lost

Stop dwelling on the past and stop werting yourself crying every thread about it. Youre embarrassing yourself

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H8rs btfo again? Wtf will they ever recover?

Look at this loser having a meltdown LMAO

I agree with you and I'm tired of people shitting on Bisping, but you're the only one talking about the election here so who is really dwelling onthe past?

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>Yoel living rent-free inside your mind at all times

>you mad!

I see a touched a nerve again ;)

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Did you watch Rory fight Thompson and Maia? What were your thoughts on those fights?

>he wouldn't mind if his wife fucked 7 dudes

Come on Schaub, stop doing this to us.

Long-suffering Bears fan, actually. All instant replay does is draw out the shittiness, imagine if they spent 10 minutes reviewing tape before the Weidman TKO against Moose.

>Being this gay

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I saw Rory vs Thompson. My thoughts were that Rory should have had an easier opponent after the Lawler fight and all the damage he took

Alright, appreciate it

They literally reviewed tape to determine the Weidman Mousasi result dummying

>i-i arranged a fight with GSP instead of Yoel before i got injured but im not ducking, pls believe me buddeh

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who is the chinlet? don't recognize him, Vitor was a beast back in the day.

>inb4 some absolute nothing claims USADA nonsense

Doesn't matter if you believe him. You're crying like a bitch either way lol

No way this faggot is straight

>when you invite 7 (seven) guys to come over and fuck your wife but only six (6) show up

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>absolute nothing

Hello spammer. You've ruined another thread so are you now going to spam? Pathetic loser

>for sure ill massage your dick my man

I think you'd be surprised.

you're a cringey mess my friend an ABSOLUTE cringey mess

He has to be meming at this point

Tfw Bisping gets retired by GSP before defending belt against a contender

Romero and Jacare got embarrassed by a welterweight lmao