Meet Slipknot. He can climb anything

Meet Slipknot. He can climb anything.

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turns out he can't climb out of hell

Oh thank fuck. Superman has met his match now that we have Knot Boy and Clown Skank on the team.

what an useless cunt

I notice that he was going around with the other cast crew promoting the movie, did he ever go into detail about his character?

Seagal?

this guy has to be native american

>this is harley, err she has a bat I guess?

Meet KGBeast. He can die just as fast.

>So hol up, hol up, you be sayin, he some kinda budget Spiderman n shieeeeet?

It was all a trap.

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Well I'm sorry to hear that

>Hol up, you be sayin' dat, I can shoot this annoying bitch I just met 3 hours ago and be with my daughter, who I've already established as being the only thing I care about? Oh hell nah

He had a code remember, no women and children

Everyone knows if you climb too high where air perssure is low, you may get a headache.

He was also a serial rapist, but they removed that like all the other things they removed that would hurt peoples feelings.

>serial ropist

ftfy

>they removed that like all the other things they removed that would hurt peoples feelings

But why were the other 120 minutes still in then?

Good question.

See that hill? Can he climb over it?

dc spinoff when?

gug

What the scene should have been

>Boomerang convinces Slipknot that there are no explosives in their heads
>Slipknot does his great escape
>accidentally slips
>unknowingly knots his rope around his neck
>falls
>ends up necking himself
>he dangles 10 feet in the air, dead
>Flag makes his head explode to show that there is indeed an explosive in their head

He literally is.

b-but his death was an homage to the comics desu..

who is katana?

God damn you people are on fire today

Why would that be any better?

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If his powers are as inconsistent as Enchantress's we won't have a problem.

She's got a big ass

>Slipknot

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for you

I wish.

The girl that can sulk anywhere

Post yfw the actor spent weeks learning how to tie lots of different types of knots

kek

What if Superman had decided to fly down, rip off the roof of the White House, and grab the President right out of the Oval Office? Who would have stopped him?

Knot Boy and Clown Skank.

Kek you are joking he saw that he has like 2 lines in the script

>method

dat ass, i would lick that anus anyday

Where was Man of Hairloss when Enchantress was wreaking havoc

Are you really this stupid or you just enjoy to pretend?

this

He couldn't even climb the corporate ladder.

Idk but I recommend you not be killed by her

I don't know if you noticed but the movie opened with Waller talking about Superman and his death, I think it even showed a clip from BvS of the funeral

He couldn't climb his way out of that shit movie

Yeah but if they fail, we have something theoretical evil Superman can never withstand....a guy who shoots guns.

>believing the supermans dead meme

>the man who can throw boomerangs really well
>the man who can climb anything
>the cunt that can beat anything with a bat
>the crocodile man who can eat anything
Truly they were WB's DCEU Suicide Squad Extended Edition™, the most dangerous team.

I want to fuck Enchantress.

Not the white goddess version, but the muddy slut version

Give him Kryptonite bullets

Huh? What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry. The voices. Ahaha, I'm kidding! Jeez! That's not what they really said.

Shit... Did I leave the stove on?

I felt pain as she delivered that line.

And kryptonite ropes

Love your perfume! What is that, the stench of death? Hahah.

If i took off those panties would you

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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This whole article is just painful to read. Poor Adam.

Is Suicide Squad a good Christmas gift?

I'm sure your wife's son will love it.

El diablo was the only good character in suicide squad

Your wife's son would love it

Do mulatto boys like comic book films?

Just a second too late. already got it

Cap... Captain? Big fan. Spider-Man. [waves] Hey, everyone.

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They beat the enchantress. Clearly the name of the game is pass around Katana's sword if Superman shows up.

Just as much as any kid, I've come to find. It's the minecraft shit that's exclusively white boys.

He's a big boy

They had to kill off someone that no one would care about.

This, I like moody muddy sluts.

He tried though.

HONKA! HONKA!

Lol fuck off idiot i knew two mutts that played minecraft

His power isn't climbing shit in the comics, it's strangling people.

JUST AS EVERY COP IS A CRIMINAL

HAAAAH

Anyone else thought Enchantress just appeared because she wanted to fuck in that scene?

Who were these people? I don't remember any mention of them in the movie.

Frost is Joker's right hand man, he's there when Joker is in his apartment or whatever with his face drawn up and is like "WHERE IS SHEEEEEEEE" and panda man was in that scene at the nanobomb lab

Well I'm sorry to hear that.........

You made that post over 10 minutes ago and nobody responded how does it feel to be a fucking LOSER lmao you bitch I just rekt ur ass

Lel rekt
add me

he did actually, he went on about how he practised fighting and defensive techniques using ropes
he did a shit ton of work and we'll never get to see it.

Hurts desu

beast deserved better

This was the only unbearable, 14 year-old lolrandumb Deadpool line in the whole movie, thank god.

Here's what they should have done.

Let him live so we could see what he can do so we can stop having hear fucking threads.
Also he survives this is he comics.

>both demographics giving the film a 81% positive score

Sup Forums was right all along

>we need a team of strong superhumans
>so far we have a 3000 year old witch, a dude that control fire and one that shoots really fucking good
>we should also make sure to include a mad woman with a bat, a dude with a boomerang and some kind of sewer monster
I somehow doubt those were the best they could find.

Harley's really the odd person out in that there's nothing she's specifically good at. And she also draws a lot of unnecessary heat with the Joker wanting to rescue her.

Really runs your rum when you think about it

I haven't seen the movie, I'm a bit far from cinematograph i'll confess. Currently marathoning marvel's stuff starting from iron man till whatever came this year. tell me why Suicide Squad gets so much hate?