Redskins vs Ravens preaseason game uno

Skins fans get in here, I'm lonely.

About time someone did it.

>tfw we're not an elite thread

both teams look terrible
they're acting like the new jumbotron in baltimore is the second coming of jesus
skins suck
birds suck
why do i even bother living

I'm going to be watching the Broncos Bears game, but I hope you have fun OP

Ravens will be fine. We just need BASED FLACCO back

Aand colt mccoy is on. That was shit

Anyone have a stream?

Gooooo bestskins!

I don't say this often but...

>>>/reddit/

How many times do we have to direct you faggots to r/nflstreams?

...

Why are my skins shitting the bed already, at least wait till the end of the regular season

Ravens defence is actually the second coming of Christ this season get hype

>5 punts in 7 minutes

Why is this shitshow the only game I get?

It will def pick up later user.

Based redskins optimistic poster!

>Defense looks gr8
>offense looks like cancer
>Koch still the gawd

Yep sounds like this team is ready for week 1

Tucker what's happening

Friendly reminder that redskins winning in the preseason is historically bad for the redskins chances in the regular season.

So GO RATBIRDS.
>go redskins

>when the mental gymnastics hit hard

ZERO YARDS

>leaf

ZERO FOOTBALL TEAMS

The CFL exists though

this is a historical fact

But does it really

I can't confirm or deny your insinuation

we did an ancestry thing and i'm part leaf from those islands in the atlantic hundreds of years ago

>tfw football is back

You're a fucking Acadian!

i used to enjoy street fighter 2 and mortal kombat and the like how did you know

How do we stop the ravens D bros?

find out their home addresses
post to craigslist that there is a submissive asian woman inside looking for love, just come in, if it's locked it's just part of the game hehe.
the rest will take care of itself.

Well if that's not foreshadowing for how shitty this season is going to be...

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>harbaugh still crying in preseason
Sit the fuck down, you pansy

Its hard when you've had a taste of greatness

>greatness
Ray Lewis is the ravens literal reason for greatness

They had a lot more talent than just that you dismissive mong

>dedskins
Y isnt my team on today this game sucks

I think tucker will be fine #MyTwoCents

Tucker is going to break his record this season, I can feel it.

>r******s

>Baltimurder
Just one weekend cmon nogs

Things are gonna turn around real soon redskins can do it!

Shitskins getting shutout

Another year another joke of a season

I know its just a preseason game...but JESUS CHRIST

Redskins can still come back and win, right?

These technical difficulties with Clinton Portis are hilarious.

Is Woodrum going to be the next qb?

Woodrum is a fucking beast. Harbaugh better not fuck this up again.

It's nice seeing him in action. Early to say, but he was having a lot more luck than Mallet

Mallet always struggled but this guy came out with 3rd stringers and was gun slinging with no effort.

I know the redskins are shit but it's still impressive.

Which city is worse to live in, Balitmurder or DeeCee?

Baltimurder for sure.

Source: I live in the DC Suburbs and all the cool, social, rich young people live in DC.

It sucks, as a single guy, I'm going to have to move in closer in about a year to increase my social chances.

So yeah, DC has a great upper-upper middle class scene. Baltimore's scene at a similar level is probably 1/5 the size of DC's.

How the hell does DC suck as a single. Step up senpai

Look where we are, dude.

I only just realized how in demand we men are, it's a numbers game and that I'm sitting pretty.

Since then I've upped the quality of the chicks I date significantly, but I'm still growing into the new role.

DC women are some of the worse bitches in the country m8

fav female mixed martial artist?

I live in moco and can confidently say that there are absolutely no women in the DMV. Just a bunch of preppy stupid rich bitches or slutty ghetto bitches

There are plenty of kind women here, too.

But yeah I can't believe the meanness/negativeness of this one lawyer I dated. Beautiful, 8/10, thin, nice boobs, nice ass, absolutely well put together.

And she was just plain old mean. She loved me and was very affectionate, but total dead fish/weird in bed, and was just straight up mean to me verbally.

I just went on a date with a chick that works in "sustainability" so she's idealistic, pretty, very well employed (she's a Global Manager of Sustainability at one of the Big 4) and pretty cool.

So as long as I stay positive, I can find nice women.

OMG this one teacher I dated...

I really hope ravens offense can get their shit together. Our defense really deserves a super bowl ring holy shit

"So you don't make six figures? Oh wait you're joking right? Hahaha"

It's one game, calm down. Redskins gave them this game on their own, the were totally clueless

LMAO she made $85k and she couldn't switch counties because she'd go back to making like 60k or something.

And yeah, when I meet people that don't make $100k+, especially in IT, I have to look closely to see if they're like in their first job post-grad or what.