Well no because

well no because
*brings the mic closer*
every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change.
i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jaimie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go
*looks over at the screen*
look at that ...
yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds

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>look at that ...yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds

lel every.time.

"Conor McGregor is the BEST shit talker in the history. Guy's amazing. I used to think that was Chael Sonnen but Conor is vastly superior".

>There's real evidence that Tower 7 was a controlled demolition
>WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR NEWS, BRO? CNN?

I bet rogan would be a party bottom if he did gay porn. You just know he looks up to the taller men and admires their stature while they breed the fuck out of his shitpussy

Eddie braj shmokin too much heefer

This would be his O-face

I had a dream last night that I was going to be interviewed by joe rogan except I'm a nobody and his house was on a boat and for some reason we were doing the interview in a heat duct, and his head was polished and sparkled
thanks for reminding me about that

>VR is the future, Joe. It's the most mindblowing experience you can ever have! Women will be obsolete. You'll be able to fuck your favorite girl on VR while using a fleshlight.

rogaine sucks at bantering. ie. the ron white ep,

I actually imagined him taking bukkakes and being pissed all over but it's probably a minor quibble.

that was hilarious, ron was just being a dick and rogan was using every ounce of his lame california attitude to steer it back into a zone he was comfortable in

>look at that body, jesus christ. i mean that kid is born to fuck. he must fuck all day, wow look at that torso, right? thos arms, the power, he's made for sex. prime physique. he must fuck all day, that kid, wow. i mean look at him

easy there, joe

>you gotta let go and and just be man
>consuming is a demon mann
>society rat race emotional vampire asshole
>lives in mansion, drives mercedes sls, fucks 20 yr old model

>bro have you tried gluten free creatine

Duncan Trussell is a creepy guy

Do you suppose Joe was touching himself through his trousers as he said this and that a urinous scent was perhaps transferred to his fingers?

I have been taking alpha brain for a few weeks now.

I'm pretty sure it has ritalin in it

>yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds

*Long pause after a story about animals fucking*
"See I think humans are a technological butterfly..."

What are some kino podcasts?

...

I'm planning on ordering some out of curiosity, how's it been working for you? If it has ritalin or some shit in it that'd be amazing

Is Joe the only celebrity that Sup Forums rips on out of pure love? I fucking love the guy but I meme his shit hard because his mannerism are so funny.

It does keep me focused when I'm doing something, it'll give you some crazy dreams though

>le every host is doing the same charactercast

Can never make it past the cringe small talk at the beginning

lmao read it in his voice

>And it's at times like this folks, I ... sort of stop and just have to ... imagine what it must have been like to BE one of those ancient warriors. The actual human experience that often history... glosses over. Standing in a muddy field, and the enemy just charging at you. And then charging AGIN and AGIN... and AGIN.

>Sort of hard to imagine.

youtube.com/watch?v=_LgsJdnaP7k

kino

My dreams are always crazy if I haven't been smoking dude weed lol, let's see what we can do. Last week I had a dream I went into like a walmart and there were spider webs everywhere and massive bugs that looked like a cross between a hornet and a scorpion flying around stinging everyone, after I ran through the store dodging monsters from the Mist and got my milk, I went back outside and there were ambulances everywhere caring for everyone that got stung. Crazy shit

If you're gonna buy it, buy the old formula of it.

I think Amazon still sells it. It's a lot better than the new formula.

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This one?

*leans into mic*
Oh man, I disagree

>yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds

i cant stop laughing because he actually says shit like this all the time

schaub got his own show so i guess callen was a use for something lol

Cum Town

Yeah, get the one with 30 capsules

>tfw i can heem every here

I stopped when Patrick joined, maybe I will give this another chance.

>blue cheese or go fuck your mother

why did he find that so funny.

How Many Y'all Like Sex?

>*begins rocking around on his chair*
>That's insane!