Can we all agree that this is the shittiest country?

Can we all agree that this is the shittiest country?


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Yes.

I agree with medpack

No.

Why do you hate us?

How much would that cost for three hours?

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>FUCKING
>MEDKIT

Albos are the Mexicans of Europe. The way they got Kosovo is the same way Mexicans will take over Southwest USA.

>this thread triggers Sup Forumsaztics

Its just a meme bro

You will hear no disagreement from me.

Pretty much the standard Albanian woman, come over here. They love American men!

In Europe? Probably. The world? No way.

Dirty Serbs, give us back our northern lands.

You have to go back to mountains.

Albania is not so bad guys.
Kosovo and Albanian part of Macedonia are. They are like niggers of Balkans.

>please come fuck our women, foreigners!

Mountain niggers and albozergs are literally the same people genetically. Very arabic and very cancerous.

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What about Albanians in Montenegro? I heard that Kosovars want some clay in Sanjak area and they refuse demarcation.

Agreed.

Is this even a real country? I always thought it was Serbias backyard they haven't gotten around to cleaning up yet.

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Also, I don't get why they are so proud of their malformed, two headed chicken laying dead in its own blood flag.

Any country with Turkroach blood is subhuman.

Hitler gassed the wrong people.

romania is literally named after the romani people, that fucking gypsy country is the worst

>UK
>inferior Americans

go home Muhammad

>Any country with Turkroach blood is subhuman.

I got bad news about your country Germany.

Only Serbs hate them

At least I can say with 80% of the population can say for certainty I they have no turk blood . Xhilia Roacxh,

Isn't Albania the only stable Balkan country that's an achievement

Albanian here, the place is not stable at all. Place literally escalated into quasi-civil war less than 18 years ago. Everybody has their very own Chinese-clone Kalashnikov with the full automatic fire. Warbands (Mount and Blade style) and thugs stalk the streets at night.

Switzerland can you please teach America how to be based again? we've lost our ways

You health packs wouldn't understand a good flag if it bit you on the ass.

you're lyin'

Where does the melody come from?

My grandpa who's from a communist shithole used to hum this.

No

From Tirana, Albania.

No. You obviously never been to any country in Africa.

Almost expected a t*rk to post this until I opened the thread

We don't hate you. It's just that your diaspora in Switzerland is massive. When Albania played vs Switzerland (which is effectively just Albania vs. Diaspora) everyone was running around with a fucking Albanian flag. Impressive to see just how many Albanians live in Switzerland.

Most are bro tier, I'd take a shqiptar over a nigger any day.

>wearing a Versace bra
>average income in Albania is $436/month

Probably not a real albanian.

Or probably not a real Versace.

>we don't hate you
speak for yourself, michi

Leaf here chilling in Saranda sipping cheap liquor. That fuck is everyone's problem with this place? Shits awesome tbqh senpai. Anybody got suggestions for nightlife here?

>Albanian
>nightlife

I heard the organ donor scene is massive there though.

>Can we all agree that this is the shittiest country?
>shittiest
india would like to have a word with you.

also, i dont know how poor albania is surely not africa-tier?

Ehhh haven't seen anything that pop culture has shown me about this place. It's more like Mexico lite but without the chopping off heads with a chainsaw bit

Probably stolen

But Albania has the coolest flag. I wish America had a fucking aquila too.

*ahem

Albanians are our brothers

They got a based flag.

Romania is the scourge upon europe, it must be glassed and all its inhabitants killed.

meh that's overcomplicated and not the actual flag btw.

Albo flag still looks better.

Albania>Serbia

Brother. Si je?

The twin headed eagle is the symbol of the Byzantine empire.

Do you know what 'average' means? Do you know what 'diaspora' means as opposed to 'in Albania'? In the poorest countries in the world there are rich people. In Albania the rich are drug dealers, but they can afford versace and mercedes. That woman is probably diaspora anyway which is why she is at the football.

I know.

But the albanian rendering of it looks more crisp. Not too complicated but also not too boring.

Can you still go to Lazaret and by a kilo of weed off a fifteen year old with a gold chain?

everyone is our brother

ITT:

>roaches

>In your football team: roaches

Yes, and East Rome isn't exactly a thing anymore thanks to the Ottomans.

GLASS THEM

Have you even been there in the last 3 years ?

I'd rather live in Tirana than many western overrated shitholes including Paris, London, Barcelona, anywhere Italia and my town in Suisse Romande that is nigger central.

They're lagging economically but it's growing really fast and people are young. At least it's not based on some debt ponzi scheme that will make our pensions disapear after we had to pay for dozens of years.

It's also safe, never felt threatened, girls actually check you out and will happily talk to you without feminist bullshit and having only ecology and game of thrones in mind.

Give them 20 years and you'll regret not living there like a king for 500CHF a month before it's too late.

Pic for proof.

DELETE THIS

>serial number visible on ID card


Good Job, Shkëdran.

I'm not sure about genetically but there are some cultural similarities between Serbs here and Christian Albanians in north.
Christians are cool people, Muslims are so-so.

>80% muslim
>White country
>Civilized country
>Not the shittiest european country

Pick one

IIRC they are around 50% Muslim and most of those are only Muslim in name.
Those in Kosovo and Macedonia are more religious though.

What the fuck is this flag even supposed to be? A plus sign? A first aid kit?

nice memay, leafay.

>Be Albanian
>See this thread

Ugh, disgusting rude people I have to call neighbor.

So glad USA's helping and funding us to take over the Balkans soon enough.

>Join religion hundreds of years ago just so I can keep my weapons
>Tfw for the rest of history I have to hear faggots with no individualism cling to their religion that I'm a devout follower a religion literally no one in my country gives a shit about

Yes we can.

butthurt

30 vs hunderds
200 vs 500
28 vs 100 etc.

Have the hole JNA available lose 3 Wars in a century. Serbkeks in charge of selfremoval xD

>xD
get out

>asking anyone to come to albania
watch your bubregs, lads

Are you afraid that people might see trough your propaganda after visiting Albania for themself?

Bus didn't go though Lazarat but I did see a giant store that just sold grow supplies a few miles south of the City lol

Fuck off alboshit

you people are a plague everywhere you go

TRUE ILLYRIAN BROTHERS

ILLYRIAN MAZDERRAZE :DDDDDDDDDDDD

I expected you to be either Serb or Swiss before I opened the thread...

> All of Balkan, East Eruope, West Europe, Russia, Australia, USA, Canada, Northern Africa, West Asia, Central America

gee user, Turks are everywhere :DDD

also, Turks trusted the wrong country

> can't even win world war

Slav calling anyone plague..

nice self-reflection there ;)

>>atleast not bankrupt ;D

greece the toilet of europe

AD LEAZD I DON FUG GOADS :DDDDDDDDDD

>Albanians
>History

pick one

Did you have to kill your girlfriend to appease you hunger? :(

Come up to Tirana and chill with us Leaf. Ameribro here, easy pussy confirmed.

I GILED SHQIPERIA AND DOOK BAG MY ZDUF :DDDDDDDDD

>American here

All albanians I know are uncivilized scum who should get the fuck out of europe.

Yes, they are the niggers of Europe

eng. try atleast

Sorry Kevin:

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Rape-baby back to russia

still believing in imaginary friends?

NOD AN ARGUMEND :DDDDDD