CRAZY ROUBLE THREAD #2234.1 - MAKE CRT GREAT AGAIN EDITION

Rouble has gone bonkers, can you deal with him?

USD - 65RUB, EUR - 73RUB, Oil - $47
USA minimum wage - 8$ per hour/1280$ per month
Gabon minimum wage - 1.84$ per hour/325$ per month
Russia minimum wage - 0.54$ per hour/95$ per month

Why are we here? We are here because posting on 2ch.hk (russian Sup Forums) is no longer safe: bigstory.ap.org/article/0274242811894097a9d79f789002aab0/dozens-russia-imprisoned-social-media-likes-reposts

This general is about the social life and economics of modern Russia. You can ask about Russia here, you will get honest answers.
For russians: we encourage you to use english, despite how bad it might be.
For non-russians: Sup Forums changes some cyrillic letters to latin ones for some reason, rendering google translate useless. You might want to use yandex or start learning russian.

What are we doing here? Some of the people here are traders on stock markets. That's why there are all these graphics, charts, prices and shit. Some people are trying to predict how things will go in the future.

Actual news about Russia in english: meduza.io/en

We're still fighting back from kremlin bots, force them to sit on bottles, make bets with our anuses, predict stock rates. With more than 2200 threads of wasted budgets, thousands of chart candles, and hundreds of stable deposits now in the past, we are: finding out where jew reptilians are hiding, why everybody sucked dick, except for us, how to lose 15 years of oil income in JUST one year, how to drop your spaghettos in front of the entire world in such a way that everyone thinks it's part of your ingenious masterplan, how to lose everything and not lose yourself in this hard time of troubles.
Old thread:

Other urls found in this thread:

nytimes.com/2015/06/07/magazine/the-agency.html
theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/02/putin-kremlin-inside-russian-troll-house
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolls_from_Olgino
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent_Party
obr2ch.github.io/
pastebin.com/J0HQ0ua1
forexpf.ru/chart/brent/
theice.com/products/219/Brent-Crude-Futures/data
neste.com/en/corporate-info/investors/market-data/urals-brent-price-difference
naans-media.ru
bloomberg.com/energy/
valuta.investfunds.ru/indicators/view/220/
cbr.ru/hd_base/default.aspx?PrtId=mrrf_7d
cbr.ru/statistics/print.aspx?file=credit_statistics/iip_ira_15.htm&pid=svs&sid=mipzrRF
zenrus.ru/
stocktime.ru/
worldtimezone.com/markets24.php
moex.com/ru/issue/USD000UTSTOM/CETS
moex.com/ru/issue/EUR_RUB__TOM/CETS
output.jsbin.com/genuwe/quiet
ru.tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=MOEX:USDRUB_TOM
tradingview.com/e/?symbol=usdrub
tradingview.com/e/?symbol=eurrub
finam.ru/analysis/profile2C880/?market=45
rosbalt.ru/russia/2016/06/16/1523607.html
rosbalt.ru/russia/2016/06/16/1523581.html
rosbalt.ru/piter/2016/06/16/1523579.html
rosbalt.ru/piter/2016/06/16/1523569.html
rosbalt.ru/russia/2016/06/16/1523556.html
rosbalt.ru/world/2016/06/16/1523545.html
rosbalt.ru/piter/2016/06/16/1523546.html
rosbalt.ru/moscow/2016/06/16/1523514.html
youtube.com/watch?v=u-0UHyh5Qu8
youtube.com/watch?v=HE6rSljTwdU
rosbalt.ru/business/2016/06/16/1523840.html
rosbalt.ru/business/2016/06/16/1523809.html
rosbalt.ru/business/2016/06/16/1523799.html
rosbalt.ru/russia/2016/06/16/1523797.html
rosbalt.ru/business/2016/06/16/1523759.html
rosbalt.ru/moscow/2016/06/16/1523758.html
rosbalt.ru/business/2016/06/17/1524041.html
rbc.ru/rbcfreenews/5763cd999a794766c76eec76
rosbalt.ru/business/2016/06/17/1523990.html
fontanka.ru/2016/06/17/121/
twitter.com/FastSlon/
slon.ru/posts/69597
reuters.com/article/us-ukraine-crisis-eu-crimea-idUSKCN0Z315G
twitter.com/FastSlon/status/743810092219441152
twitter.com/SlonMagazine/status/743813427320094720
youtube.com/watch?v=R42ZyI3LFbg
twitter.com/AnonBabble

We used to laugh about zero economic growth - looking back we see that was a good thing. According to a new law the FSB is now allowed to shoot civilians (including kids and women). The president has gotten one of his personal buddies to form a National Guard, consisting of Kadyrovtsy. The Ostankino Broadcasting center has been surrounded by barbwire, just in case.
The russian peoples are overflowing with debts and cannot even pay a single % for them, there's not enough monies in the budget, inflation is at 15%. The Baikal region has been rented to chinks. You can go to prison for partaking in three unsanctioned public protests. FSB puts everyone who buys more than $300 on a watch list. You can go to prison for posting the "wrong" thing, and even for reposting it on social media. People are advised to starve for the sake of Putin's government. Rublovka residents are moving out to London. Bread is, once again, made out of animal food grains. People are getting fired en masse, and salaries are being delayed. There are charges for treason. There is a third trial against Khodorovsky. The government is preparing to enact measures to restrict people from buying foreign currency. The government is trying to control the internet by constructing a copy of the Great Firewall of China in Russia. Expect thought crime to be a thing soon.

Gather up your popcorn, coffee, tea. alcohol, medicaments, weapons and painkillers, folks. Start stocking up supplies if you failed to get out of the country in time. The show is going to be long and unforgettable

We've learnt for the past two years that our taxes grew up, cheap foods and cheap meds are DONE WITH, hypermarkets have switched over to low quality cancerous shit from China, direct food import is DONE WITH, factories are DONE WITH - VneshpromBank - DONE, Turkey & Egypt - DONE, travel companies - DONE, BashOil - DONE, South Stream - DONE, Turkish Stream - DONE, Nothern Stream - DONE, Nothern Stream 2 - DONE, FNB has been given over to banks, Retailers - DONE, Mistrals - DONE, Roskosmos - DONE, Danone factories in Russia - DONE, export - DONE, diplomatic friendship with the UK - DONE, Enegrosbyt/TNS- Energy - DONE, Rosnano - DONE, UVZ - DONE, steel export - DONE, marussia - DONE, VAZ - DONE, Siberian icecream sticks - DONE, GLONASS - DONE, Syria - DONE, RBC - DONE, FNB - DONE.

Our lovely general is being constantly attacked by kremlin bots 24/7. Who are they?

The government created a special cyber unit to defend their positions and reputation on the internet. All media resources, after gaining a certain amount of attention on the web, are added to a watch list, and flooded with kremlinbots soon after. Their ultimate goal is to confuse your mind and trick your emotions.

How can you detect kremlinbots?
Unfortunately, you need some personal experience from facing them. But their main red flags are: high aggressiveness, general stupidity, wide use of propaganda cliches such as: yurop is on the verge of societal collapse, the USA is on the verge of economic collapse, muh massive shootouts in the US, muh refugees in Europe, muh radical LGBT madness everywhere in the world, everything you've been told and taught is a lie, RussiaToday is the sole credible news outlet, Putin is a good boy he dindu nuffin, and so on and so forth. Their most beloved tactics are: whataboutisms, blatant ad-hominem, avoiding the subject, appeal to emotion instead of logic, shifting the argument. Their methods are effective only against inexperienced opponents. Another obvious sign of kremlin-bot: posting pics of the ex-ukrainian prosecutor who have broke oath (traitor) to Ukraine, silly kremlin-bots also calling her mummy.

Read more here:
nytimes.com/2015/06/07/magazine/the-agency.html
theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/02/putin-kremlin-inside-russian-troll-house
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolls_from_Olgino

Chinese example:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent_Party

Archive
obr2ch.github.io/ - The interactive archive of previous threads. A graph showing the correlation between the frequency of threads and the currency exchange rate
[1-2234] pastebin.com/J0HQ0ua1

Цeнa нa ЖИЖУ (oil prices):
forexpf.ru/chart/brent/
theice.com/products/219/Brent-Crude-Futures/data
neste.com/en/corporate-info/investors/market-data/urals-brent-price-difference - The difference between URALS and BRETN!
naans-media.ru - Prices for Urals in roubles.
For energy: bloomberg.com/energy/

GCR:
valuta.investfunds.ru/indicators/view/220/
cbr.ru/hd_base/default.aspx?PrtId=mrrf_7d
cbr.ru/statistics/print.aspx?file=credit_statistics/iip_ira_15.htm&pid=svs&sid=mipzrRF - cтpyктypa ЗBP

Currency, exchange rates and indexes:
Russian Zen - zenrus.ru/
Биpжи вceгo миpa пo чacaм и eщё мнoгo вcякoгo - stocktime.ru/
Биpжи вceгo миpa пo чacaм: worldtimezone.com/markets24.php
USD/RUB нa MMBБ: moex.com/ru/issue/USD000UTSTOM/CETS
EUR/RUB нa MMBБ: moex.com/ru/issue/EUR_RUB__TOM/CETS
output.jsbin.com/genuwe/quiet - Very useful realtime from TradingView. B зaгoлoвкe aвтooбнoвляeмый кypc (дaбы мoнитopить пo вклaдкe в фoнe).
ru.tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=MOEX:USDRUB_TOM - Tyт тaкжe yдoбнo нaблюдaть cкaчки oбeзyмeвшeгo к дoллapy

Streams from currency markets:
tradingview.com/e/?symbol=usdrub
tradingview.com/e/?symbol=eurrub
finam.ru/analysis/profile2C880/?market=45

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There is a skirmish between law enforcement and militants in Dagestan
rosbalt.ru/russia/2016/06/16/1523607.html

In Novosibirsk railroad worker overflowing with debts has stolen parts because of hunger
rosbalt.ru/russia/2016/06/16/1523581.html
>In Novosibirsk railway worker stole locomotive parts, to buy food.
>Now 23-year-old worker is could be subjected to two years of imprisonment.

A woman stabbed her husband after drinking alcohol.
rosbalt.ru/piter/2016/06/16/1523579.html

Drunk man threw into the fire a gas cylinder and died in the explosion.
rosbalt.ru/piter/2016/06/16/1523569.html

In Transbaikal two people contracted encephalitis through raw milk.
rosbalt.ru/russia/2016/06/16/1523556.html

The head of the Defense Ministry of Poland has called Russia the greatest threat to world security.
rosbalt.ru/world/2016/06/16/1523545.html

Why can I not believe a thing you fucking Slavs say?

A resident of Leningrad was stabbed abdomen and has not been applying to hospital for 9 days.
rosbalt.ru/piter/2016/06/16/1523546.html

In Moscow, in a burning dumpster was founded a man's body.
rosbalt.ru/moscow/2016/06/16/1523514.html

I don't speak British. Translate to human language please.

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when he nothing more than a head with feet i am going to lose my shit

>Shills are back again.
Noice, i was worried about da joos running out of money.

Why are you disrespecting your commander in chief.

Are you at least paid to do this? Would be pretty pathetic if not.

dont worry, he will get a nice hot cup of polonium tea soon.

Because I can. And I don't want him as a commander in chief.

Oh, I see kremlin shills are back again.

Where did you guys been for like four days?
Glad too see you paidniggers are back.

TL;DR

one more please

Sorry, I have no more.

They are always here. Especially the luxembourg proxyfag

They are back again to CRT.

kek

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>vodka runes on an English board

Try to drink vodka and you will understand this.

sage

As sovereign american ctizen posting on sovereign american website

i demand all ukranian cover agents under russian proxies stop posting lies and disinfo about russia

they are attention seekers, do not pay them attention

Fact: Russia has 2nd largest gold base currency system in the world

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Nice proxy and russian maymays, olginets))

> american ctizen
It means you have american passport. Please post here its photo with sup, thread's number and timestamp.

I need to go. Can you see to thread?

How accurate is this guy's opinion on the Russian mindset?
youtube.com/watch?v=u-0UHyh5Qu8
Youtuber Caspian Report. I'm not too sure if it's in this vid or another, but he describes Russia as basically a standing army with a state, always on the defensive bc of the terrain of the European Plain.
I wonder if it's because of this history that Russians have always sucked authoritarian cock? Or is it the Oriental ancestry?
Cheers cunts.

> How accurate is this guy's opinion on the Russian mindset?
> posted video about Australian mindset

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1)Evacuate 750 billion US dollars to USA and west overall
2)Gazprom is in stagnation, having 66 % debt from annual revenue
3)Finland friend of Putin sells gas/petroleum through private company "Ganovr"
4)In Forbs list has 200 people(was 3)[spoiler](which list?)[/spoiler]
5)90% Economy of Russia - profit from "bananas" - gas/petroleum
6)Real estate prices multiplies by 10 during Putin
7)superannuation allowance - 150 dollars
prices of food products is uncontrollable (due to liberalization of economic in the 90's)
8)Inflation is unmanageable. During this year, Goverment changes it's forecast 4 times
9)Medicine - free one is worthless
And all of this happened during huge increase of gas/petroleum in 10/20 times
Free to correction
[spoiler]Connection Error my ass[/spoiler]

Bce гyляeтe, кpeaклы?

In English, please

hurr durr, i dun goofd lel
youtube.com/watch?v=HE6rSljTwdU

Hello guys. Nice to see you all alive and not in prison even if just yet :3
>sovereign american website
We all know this is Japanese outsource

I see the Jews still pay you shills with some shekels every now and then

Russian government have to admit dependency from United States economy break record
rosbalt.ru/business/2016/06/16/1523840.html
Passenger car produce in RF ceased during January to May by 20%
rosbalt.ru/business/2016/06/16/1523809.html
Golikova: Russia does have money, but we can't control them
rosbalt.ru/business/2016/06/16/1523799.html
Ivanov gained doubt about higher education in Russia and found «too many universities»
rosbalt.ru/russia/2016/06/16/1523797.html
Russian inflation exceed over 3%
rosbalt.ru/business/2016/06/16/1523759.html
Visitor stole fire extinguisher and validator from Moscow trolley
rosbalt.ru/moscow/2016/06/16/1523758.html

Why did you think so?

>no swamps
>Moscow
It's built on swamp. Not so horrible as Tomsk or Saint-Petersburg, but still swamp.
>most of Russian principalities
Why most? Everyone, no exceptions
>Ukrainian Cossacks
Zaporizhian Sich, but not very different
>Siberian regions can't feed it's own population
It's wrong. Here 3,5 anons living and all holodomors take part in European part of country. But shitty logistics is true btw.
>Moscow subsidies blah blah
Bullshit. The only regions they subsidies are Kazakhstan in 50s and Chechnya since previous decade

Don't forget about OUR Crimea since Annexation (or free choice of the oppressed if someone want)

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intredasting ty for repons

Guys, did you read last news? Putin's dementia has reached its apogee.

Kudrin: Russia will have to increase internal Loanword to 2 trilion roubles(about 30 billion dollars)
rosbalt.ru/business/2016/06/17/1524041.html
Mihalkov delayed launch his own fast food chain «eдим кaк дoмa»(literally Food like in home) to 2017(self proclaimed McDonalds analog with more “natural” food)
rbc.ru/rbcfreenews/5763cd999a794766c76eec76

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At first...
>The Kremlin considers it is unreasonable to cancel counter-sanctions amid accusations of dereliction of The Minsk agreements. This opinion was expressed by President's press secretary Dmitry Peskov at the St. Petersburg International Economic Forum.
rosbalt.ru/business/2016/06/17/1523990.html

...but then
>President Vladimir Putin, speaking at the SPIEF announced of Russia's openness and said that "does not hold a grudge against Europe".
fontanka.ru/2016/06/17/121/

Read twitter.com/FastSlon/

PUTIN: US ruined the Ukraine to justify NATO's existence.

PUTIN: In Donbas Ukrainian army fired to themselves. Who told you that shoot so-called the Separatists? Shoot to themselves and that's all.

Russian athletes will miss the Olympic Games in Rio.
slon.ru/posts/69597

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>Because I can

I thought Putin was a ruthless dictator and Russia a police state where the kgb monitors you for any sign of dissent?

And it doesn't help
reuters.com/article/us-ukraine-crisis-eu-crimea-idUSKCN0Z315G

I need more proofs memes, dump them here

No, but inexorably goes to that status. The question is, on which speed.

FSB stil don't care about Sup Forums.

Video included twitter.com/FastSlon/status/743810092219441152

Even Durex has more capitalisation than Gazprom: twitter.com/SlonMagazine/status/743813427320094720

Is Shit about to hit the fan in Russia?

Economic collapse when?

> Economic collapse when?
NOW. Don't you see it?

Well I live in the US so no. I think there is going to be a GLOBAL economic meltdown very soon though. It will be a matter of simply who can survive at that point.

what the fuck is the point of these threads and what has been accomplished after 2200 of them?

USA will survive, Russia will collapse and fall apart. It's easy to understand.

We discuss Russian system crisis.
> what has been accomplished
ALL. DONE.

bump for interest

>and what has been accomplished after 2200 of them?

country got banned from Sup Forums

Putin was a former KGB officer. Why is he doing this? Is he a closet communist? It makes no sense to willfully destroy your country, most especially so without SJW subversion.

Thank you. It is night here. I'm going to sleep.

Sounds good. Have a god night mate.

*good

>6 pm

>funny liberashkas thread

reality
youtube.com/watch?v=R42ZyI3LFbg

>77592544
>What is time zones

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Oбoccaл вceх в этoм тpeдe и yбeжaл oбpaтнo нa двaч.

I have an ancestor from Russia, Alexander Chongov. I only know he lived in St. P in the early 1800s.
Can any information about him be derived from this? Poor? Rich? Does Chongov mean anything? Answers appreciated.

Translation:What's wrong with that child?

is this the "russia asks for US dick" Thread?

test

Кaкoгo чepтa???? Я вac в \инт\ ищy???

Nope this threat the "Why your mam fucked with russian while you post in Sup Forums stupid GIFs"

У тeбя пocтинг нopмaльнo paбoтaeт?

im 100% polish, euro nigger

murican kurwa
stupider than stupid