''Son, is that a pirated song I just saw you shuffle through on your phone? I'm going to have to take a look at it.''
Singles: You're getting bootyblasted in jail by black gentlemen for piracy.
DUBS: You're clean.
Trips: You morph into a beautiful butterfly and fly off into the sky where you meet astral Lil Peep and you pop xannies together.
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AM I BEING DETAINED?!?
>Not listening exclusively to your own music
NAME THE ENTIRE FRANK ZAPPA DISCOGRAPHY INCLUDING MOTHERS OF INVENTION RELEASES CHRONOLOGICALLY
>living in Lawyerstan
wew
I bought the album from iTunes officer I swear.
Fuck off pig you know you cant read
The fuck kind of thread is this
Roll
I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR WIFE AND NUT IN HER EYE
Later bitch
fuck me up
this actually happened to me but i was able to work out a deal with the copper ;o)
fly away beautiful butterfly
Godspeed my friend.
"work out a deal" eh? you can't fool me, damned butterfly
AM I UNDER ARREST OR NOT?!
Popo stops me, I'm just gonna yodel at him, cause I'm a Tennessee huster.
youtube.com
''Welcome to your new home boys, you can call it hell for short, we'll be starting off tomorrow's drill at 6AM with some good old fashioned toilet scrubbing. Any questions? Good, lights off.''
n-no pirated songs here officer
>listening to music on your phone
give me dubs already because there's nothing there and i live in a country that respects my privacy.
No niggers
>tfw lived in a place like that for 2 years
lol imma fly away now mr copper
How was it?
>a place like
You mean a prison?
reminder that police officers don't even have the most dangerous job in america yet we let them kill random people with impunity based on only a vague hunch that they might be gesturing toward a spot on their body that could conceivably have a weapon on it
But I'm not a nigger cop man
"Thank you for the insight, you are free to go now.''
*pushes radio button and whispers* : "Yeah lower the snipers, he's clean.''
>double dubs
>bootlickers btfo
This guy
UHHHHHH
SYSTEM OF A DOWN
TOXICITY
STEAL THIS ALBUM
MESMERIZE
HYPNOTIZE
My music never has album covers and is badly tagged.
you deserve a life sentence desu
rolling for free sex
ITS OK OFFICER I ONLY LISTEN TO MUSIC I MAKE
You know I have to do it
It was dumb
Yeah
*pauses infowars podcast*
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