/heem/

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Favorite Woman Fighter?

I been the man!!

Give and go then I run it in
Ain't no circus I be juggling

10 toes gotta know what I do it for
Everyday I'm hustling
Slipping, why they stumbling
While I’m underground tunneling

Found an entrance now I’m coming in
They don’t want to see me coming in
Doing 80 in a 50 zone
Then I made a left on Cumberland

OT, on the hunt again
All the hundreds they be falling out the sky
End of winter till the summer end

Kick the door down, how you mean
Now the whole team coming in
Now the whole team coming in

I just want the riches
Know the lifestyle dangerous
But we only gon grow they be lying if they said it wouldn’t change us

But we always gon remain us
We gon never ever change up
We gon never ever change up
We gon never ever change up heyy!!

Money money money team(x12)

Im a pull up on another scene
I ain't playing for no other team

Money money money money team(x2)

WAY too early

fuk u goof

Mayweather wins by KO

It's refpunch, it's always refpunch.

thoughts on aspen ladd's ufc future?

First 145 title shot after Holm.

Theres only 1 (one) Conor Mcgregor and theres no fighter better, and hes gonna knock out Floyd Mayweather

>aspen lard

misses weight repeatedly and ends up the first woman's 185lb champ

>can't even KO Kevin Lee
>thinks he can KO Conor McGregor

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Could Aspen Ladd beat this fighter at 145?

*deletes your thread*
Heh, nothin personnel kid

i-is this dan henderson?

Unironically yes.

this desu

It's Dan "Hollywood" Henderson

how is he doing, i heard he had one too many scoops.

Why dont we see more unique fighting styles clashing against one another in MMA like in my favourite Asian action movie bloodsport? Why dont the UFC sign Saenchai?

how's his tdd

Because people learned over time that you have to mix your martial arts to succeed in mixed martial arts, crazy I know right ?

Muh prospect

Is the ufc fake?

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Sometimes

Why doesn't the UFC rematch Gomi and Penn?

yes

Who else would make a good "battle of the JUSTs"?

Hendricks vs Weidman?

Weidman's back in the win column, sadly. Browne rematching Arlovski?

CTE: the webm

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Vitor vs. Rashad

Where will you be posting August 26th, /heem/ or /box/?

When did Nate get all these tattoos before 3rd fight ?

/heem/ stays in /heem/ and /box/ can go fuck themselves

We should have a special /heembox/ co-thread, but if not than heem.

i like this idea

guy in the pic is twice the size of conor. everyone knows nate was 3 times the size

There will be a series of giant laggy stickies, possibly made by janies themselves with lame titles

I know we pretend we're all tough guys here but lets face it, we're probably betas. So I'd like to ask, how does a beta male sign up to martial arts classes and walk into a gym to train?

What's the betas guide to not being a beta anymore and learning to fight?

Nate looks smaller cause it's at 155

cringe cringe cringe cringe team(x2)

What the fuck are you talking about? I train Boxing, wrestling and muay thai. Fuck off beta, you will never make it. Fucking cunt.

Having a mate to go to it with doesnt hurt when you're a newcomer though.

mma gyms are generally full of nice accepting people, just find out one that has an opening day at some point and go in. that way you wont be the only new person (even though you wouldnt be anyway, always loads)

wat

The hardest thing about starting and walking into the gym for the first time is literally that, just starting. Once you do it it's a piece of piss. And no one cares if you're fat, have shit hair or no technique.

Just do de damn ting.

If going to a sport gym is a problem for you start by getting fit. Fitness gyms are more welcoming to newcomers and after you get in shape your confidence will get higher and going to martial arts gym won't be a problem

>Gasman vs Silva is actually happening

wew

It's slowly becoming more like WWE, I blame Gooby

Lad I wasn't being overly serious please calm down. Thanks for the tip though.
Thanks mate, good to know.
I'm already in decentish shape so I'm not worried about that part. It's more a mental hurdle I need to get over.

Thanks lads.

It'll be easier than you think. You're not gonna get picked on or anything, people in fight gyms are generally respectful dudes.

Why on earth wouldn't Gastelum move back to 170? What is this match even

You ever walk into a proper competitive gym where everyones trying to suck the coachs cock? they look at you like fresh meat

He needs time to lose weight, might as well transition with Silva.

>not /boxheem/

even sounds like 'boxing'

I'm not making friends with boxing nerds

Easy win over a big name for Kelvin ? There's no rush to get back to 170 where the title picture isn't clear

If it wasn't for pro-wrestling MMA as we know it wouldn't exist.

185 is a shitshow anyway, rankings mean nothing. Moose did the smart thing by leaving.
What surprises me a bit is that Spider seems to not give a shit about GOAT status anymore, taking pointless fights even after Jon retook his throne

t. easy work

Bitchping-GSP, Snoopcast, even the Bork thing which I doubt will happen. Sad, but obvious that's where the WME skypes are taking the sport

how does that even make any sense

>hey coach look at me I'm beating up this new guy!
Literally what do you have to gain from picking on a beginner? If you want to impress the coach surely you'd be sparring/rolling with one of the big dogs, not some noob.

>You ever walk into a proper competitive gym where everyones trying to suck the coachs cock

>british "men"
>british "sports"

Do you know anything about the history of MMA?

Far more than you.

>Vince McMahon created UFC

You're simply wrong.

Where did I say that? And if you knew anything you'd know that most of the early MMA organisations, including PRIDE were formed by pro-wrestlers.

>implying any of those matter in anyway outside of lowtest's minds

>literally believes Vince McMahon created UFC

wow.

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I think you got cyber bullied by a brit

All English fighters are bums

You're fucking dumb as fuck. Don't know the history of this sport and should be ashamed. get off /heem/ you dumb burger.

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Bong Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Bong Close Your Eyes Haha

>only simultaneous 2-division champ in UFC history
>bum

>wwe fanboi

wrong as always, lad

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>replying to the burger with a severe chip on his shoulder regarding brits

don't make his pain any worse guy

>le best striker in MW

again, I didn't say anything about WWE. Just that one of the biggest and most important MMA organisations of all time was created by a pro-wrestler. Stay ignorant and mad.

State of UFCdrones.

Where is Pride?

how seething are you right now that you can't even hope to win this?

um citation needed

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conor_McGregor#Awards.2C_records.2C_and_honours

Thales Leties my guy, deep waters

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>seething
ah right you're one of those people. Explains the ignorance and general shittery.

>ayyy Conor made me suck his dick or whatever, he made me sign a contract that I had to sit down when I peed and whatnot

if you don't fite with bas' style you aren't a real man imho

>only simultaneous two week world champion in UFC history

>2015 Ireland's Most Stylish Man

>low test confirmed

stay dumb lol

>Conor Anthony McGregor (Irish: Conchúr Antóin Mac Gréagóir; born 14 July 1988)

>Conor Anthony McGregor[12] was born on 14 July 1988 in Crumlin, Dublin, the son of Tony and Margaret McGregor.[1] He was raised in Crumlin and attended a Gaelscoil and Gaelcholáiste at both primary and at secondary level in Coláiste de hÍde in Tallaght

>In 2006, McGregor moved with his family to Lucan, Dublin, attending Gaelcholáiste Coláiste Cois Life.

Are you trying to tell me that every English fighter with Irish blood is actually an Irish fighter? So, all of them? Including Bisping whos father is Polish and mother is Irish? Including Fury? Including Hatton? Nice.

>bong banter

the real m8s must have fallen asleep already

Name one fighter who can beat this woman.

If you lived 10 minutes from this gym would you train there?

Every fighter from England is English, as is every fighter not from England.

shevchenko, why not?

Don't even use the word "banter" when yours is this disgraceful you unoriginal meme spouting cretin.

Bisping is American

*blocks your title shot at 125*

My fighting nickname is "The English Dragon"