Carrie's Last Tweet.
What did she mean by this?
Carrie's Last Tweet
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Was it a heart attack or a stroke?
it means she tried out for a part of a motion capture thing, either a video game or a CGI movie
But she is so old and haggard she can't do any motion capture
also she tried to play a guy cause her voice and face have aged so badly so she called herself Gary
>It's real
>Her entire twitter account is the same
what the fuck
wut
Years of cocaine really took their toll
did she really tweet like that?
I'm glad shes dead
It means she's not well and hasn't been well for decades
She's literally Shelley Duval except there's disney money behind her trying to get keep this shit on the down low
Carrie was truly a master shitposter. She'll be missed.
Can some one translate this shit
Alan Turning himself couldn't translate that
Something about how Alan Rickman was a lovely guy and she knew him through her friend Ruby Wax, something like that
>I knew Alan Rickman through my friend at Ubywax (?) they went to drama school. I just saw him at her house in London a few weeks ago. A cool heartly, brillantly talented star.
I knew Alan Rickman through my friend Ruby (Shoe?) Wax. They went to Drama School. I just saw him at her house in London. Few weeks ago a cool heartly brilliantly talented star
>heartly
it's clearly lovely you fucking morons
lovely, not heartly
>I saw Alan Rickman a few weeks ago in London. I love you, talented man
some shit like that
Sorry carrie
how cracked out do you have to be to write like that
Ruby Wax you idiot
honestly it takes quite a bit to get me to say "what the fuck" out loud but I just said "what the fuck" out loud
>mfw Disney killed Carrie Fisher so they could just replace her permanently with a combination of stunt doubles, CGI face transplants, and motion capture for yearly star wars releases
Is she dead or what?
Jesus Christ and I thought Cher's tweets were undecipherable
hold on, guys, my drug dealer is on the way. We'll get as strung out as humanly possible and translate (hopefully)
WHO WILL BE THE NEXT 2
ITS ALWAYS 3
nah, looks like she only suffered some major brain damage based on these tweets
It's like those fucking ransom notes criminals cobble together out of magazine clippings.
Hold on guys I brought my tablet with me to read these tweets on.
she was tweeting when the stroke happened
have some respect
TIL Ruby Wax is not famous in America. Sad!
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I knew Alan Rickman through my friend, Ruby Wax. They went to drama school (way back). I just saw him at her house in London a few weeks ago - a cool, lovely, brilliantly talented star and person.
It doesn't exactly take a genius.
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>last night I James Bond hamburger your sister
>delete
C-Carrie?
>Is your body decaying and death marching ever closer? The sands of time so cruel they should be arrested and sent to a (car?)diac beach? Get cgi, perspective, and deal with it.
At least she has a sense of humor about it
It doesn't take a genius, but the whole point of tweets is to be short and concise, not to take 5 minutes just to translate.
amaz
Too soon dude
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TOP JOKE MY FRIEND
HERE HAVE A (YOU)
idiot
Underage b&
Based.
I wish Carrie was my grandma, I bet she was the life of the party.
>only
The last major death of 2016?
Nice one lad
>come to /trv/ to shitpost about Carrie Fisher
>intending to make nearly exactly the same thread
great minds
FUCKING
WHY
Dubs says she dies.
How can someone type this down and think "yeah, that is a perfectly acceptable and readable text"?
She's literally, and I use the term in it's original meaning, brain damaged from 30 years of hard drugs and alcohol.
Carrie Fisher on the press junket for TFA was wonderful, she's fucking bonkers and Disney know it.
Hope she pulls through, have a soft spot for the old gal.
is she kill?
F
>REEEEEEE DON'T YOU TELL ME TO LOSE WEIGHT FOR A ROL- *clutches heart*
not feeling particularly sympathetic here
shell be fine
>Its real
hahahahahhaha
honestly deciphering this shit is more entertaining than most tweets
>talked shit about the don
she deserved the heart attack tbqh and i hope she doesn't recover
Her entire existence makes me terrified of ever doing cocaine.
Source for that?
Holy shit she killed Alan Rickman
Oh shit son.
The Trump curse strikes again!
Her twitter is pure social media kino. A genuine insight into a mind damaged by decades of drug abuse.
oh my fucking god how disingenuous
you know damn fucking well he doesn't touch the stuff, but you'll say anything that makes him look unfavorable
And coke probably killed her
The universe and irony are one
imagine if trump actually did do coke though
H I G H E N E R G Y
>imagine
We need Hidey Turner to decipher that shit.
>I knew Alan Rickam through my friend Ruby Wax. They went to drama school. I just saw him at her in LONDON a few weeks ago a cool heartly brilleyeantly talented star.
This is all I got and it still doesn't really make sense. It's how she puts emojis of related things but that actually mean anything that fucks it all up. Like the shoe, the drama masks, the fucking silhouette, the purple box, all that shit.
Overall I'm glad this boomer slut croaked it.
May the rest of her kind soon follow.
Finally I understand.
Carrie is a Malkavian.
fuck me, ive forgotten how attractive cheryl used to be
I knew alan rickman through my friend ruby wax. They went to drama school together. I just saw him at her home in london a few weeks ago. A cool, lovely, brilliantly talented man.
this is the insurance file that was blocked when (((george lucas))) cut off her internet when she wanted him to cast her dog as an ewok
>you know damn fucking well he doesn't touch the stuff
why do you treat him like he's a god?
>a brilliantly intelligent star man
but that's bowie not rickman
*talented
Hi Carrie
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Oh please. Disney is better than this. They'll just use her daughter instead. Don't be silly.
>(way back)
Where did you get that from, that isn't in there. I mean if you felt the need to put that in there yourself, they're both old, one of them so old he died, I don't think it was necessary.
Who will take care of Gary now?
I'd like to see her recreate this
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Wat
jesus what the fuck is that?
This fucking thing never gets old.
His brother died of an overdose and he swore off alcohol and drugs ever since
Is she, dare I say, /ourgirl/?
Why does this give me a semi
this is literally the highest upboated comment on the front page if reddit right now, really makes you think
did 8 out of 10 cats kill her
You believe anything he says, don't you?
Did they get their hands on Russian technology and hack into her heart?
Well then die bitch!
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is this her final form?
How.