According to the hypothesis proposed by zoologist Desmond Morris in 1967...

According to the hypothesis proposed by zoologist Desmond Morris in 1967, the breasts we know today are an evolutionary side-effect of bipedal locomotion. Walking upright gave our ancestors an edge by freeing up appendages for carrying things, manipulating tools and having a higher vantage point when they walked on the ground. However, it also meant that the shape of the pelvis had changed, and so did the typical arrangement during intercourse. Mating from a rear position supposedly became mating face to face and so, the female breasts swelled to let the males know that there’s been a slight shift in the location of reproductive organs.

>men who prefer butts over boobs are closer to monkeys than contemporary man

Makes sense

> all the boy-fucking countries like butts
Makes sense.

Got anything to back up this 50 year old hypothesis?

Fucking from behind works fine by the way, I can't imagine fucking a French woman face to face for example.

>Iceland

Is it because Icelandic women are flatchested as fuck?

>Argentina
>Egypt
>poo in loos
>not monkeys

Are hips considered part of the butt? I honestly don't give much of a fuck about the ass itself as long as it's not a soggy mess.
Cute face + little waist + a big behind

>implying you can imagine fucking any woman

fucking virgin

g1 bruce ya got me

>little waist
Enjoy your "died in childbirth" spouse

No, preferring boobs over butt just shows that you are low T and have the mind of a child. Anyway, as an alpha male, I only date girls with big boobs, big toned butt, wide hips, and a narrow waist. There are other requirements too.

>usa
>butt lovers

uhh no not really, if anything we're the most obsessed about breasts.. when in europe nearly everyone loves looking at asses, I know nobody that prefers good butt over tits around here, but idgaf about tits

I think you are wrong. The thing is, here in the relatively wealthy nations even the plebbest of boob plebs can afford internet and watch porn. In Africa and other poor parts of the world however, only the nobelity can afford such luxuries thus disorting the butts-boobs popularity ratio towards butts.

>I know nobody that prefers good butt over tits around here

I know countless friends who do, and they're not niggers either. Don't know wtf you're talking about, ass is loved here.

Literally every American song is about ASS. Twerk dat ass, move dat ass... etc.

Nice try though. 5/10

Niggers love big asses (just look at any hip hop video or popular instawhores among niggers).

They watch a lot of free porn too (the study was made by Youporn). So there you have your demographic.

those are african songs

Most American music is by black people though, and black women have disgusting pancake tits.

>Argentina
>white

Waist =/= hips, shithead
We're talking hourglass figure. Hardcoded in the male mind as a sign of fertility. If God didn't want me to fuck teen girls with wide hips he shouldn't have made my dick so hard.

I've been to Abidjan for work in 2014 and every nig I've met had a smartphone (even street cleaners).

Wouldn't surprise me. 60% of Romania is pretty much a bunch of gorillas.

Fair enough

Lebanon is white

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Butts are better clothed and boobs are better nude desu.