Ay need to touch thhe Textcha of Yabba!!!

>Ay need to touch thhe Textcha of Yabba!!!

>I'm obsessed with the soft big bellybutton if jabba!

>I go to deviant art and masturbate to the soft big slimey texture of Yabba


dare I say but is he /our/ guy?

twitter.com/tolkienianjedi/status/810990656659353600

was it autism?

>mexicans and their deviant art accounts.

I have no doubt he jerks off to some weird 3D porn with monsters.

he probably likes the crocodile from Donkey Kong too

I have masturbated to Jabba porn before.

It's really, aahhh just thinking of it.
That texture, I want jabba to lay on me.

>Sometimes I dream about Yabba laying eggs inside my penis, and then I squirt and breed Yabba's babies, while Yabba gebtly licks my butthole


>then we rub our stomachs and I come naturally

>wearing sneakers

confirmed for /ourguy/

Are those the autism shoes?

Yep, /ourguy/

>I need to touch Jabba
>I need to feel Jabba
>I need to insert a bicycle pump into Jabba and inflate him until he fills the entire room, his taut flesh smushing me against the wall until we fuse into one being with one texture

What did he mean by this?

Shouldn't there be a PR person at disney to get him to stop saying this weird shit?

do you think yabba's texture feels slimy when you're french kissing him
sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha

haha

THIS

I live this man though.
He knows he won't be in any other Star Wars since his character is dead so he is shitposting in every interview.

I hope Tarantino picks him up next.

I want to inflate Yabba

Does this guy have a girlfriend?

He does, at this point I'm not even surprised by his Jabba fetish

WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCK
please tell me that's his mother

he is dating rosario dawson

...

What the fuck is that thing?

This is the fate of all traps

Let us pause to remember their sacrifices.

F.

>Yamero!

OJHASDFJSBHDLKFBSDLKBFSDF HELP

diego is an absolute madman.
great savage, and definitely our guy

would rub Yabba with him

What the fuck

Based Diego letting his weird sex fantasies run wild cause he won't be in any movies

How in the fuck did this guy get into star wars?

EL STAR WARZO JAJAJAJAJA

(((LUNA)))

>Diego Luna = /tg/

If I were him I would just get drunk and say whatever the fuck I wanted to.

His mom's dead user