XXX: The Return of Xander Cage

Am I the only one excited about this?

youtube.com/watch?v=xEuM4IUFWu8

I'll take that as a yes

let star wars shit die down first

I think it looks like good fun

it's one of those movies Vin does in order to deliver B flick kino later

new Riddick fucking when

Why does he look so bloated?

It looks even more over-the-top than the original, in a good way

Also dat Deepika

>Vin Diesel

Are the rumors true?

I gotta admit the first xXx was very influential on me when I was like 11, thought everything featured in it was cool as fuck and got me into snowboarding

Came off the juice.

Yes, he's amazing.

this

aside from being absolutely sick to death of sam jackson, it looks rediculous and good.

his tits looks like mine ;-:L

I AM GROOT

also Donnie Yen as a villain, and the fight scenes look really well-choreographed judging from the trailer. Can't wait

This looks straight out of 2002 but I cant tell if its ironic or not. either way i support it

It's stupid but genuine like the new F&F.

That was the whole point of the original, to capitalize on the X Games culture when it was at its peak.

James Bond for retards.

lmao he looks like shit now. what happened to him?

I liked the first one, I like Vin Diesel too, I'm gonna watch it

>that nipple tattoo
why

>you have no idea what you're dealing with

Is XXX his waistline in this movie? They could've at least photoshopped him to look chiseled here.

xXx was a cool movie BUT I REALLY REALLY FUCKING HATED THAT TITLE

I remember renting xXx from blockbuster and my mom thought it was gay porn due to the STUPID FUCKING TITLE and the cover having a shirtless Vin Diesel

WORST

MARKETING

EVER

kek

yfw Xander Cage is actually the villain of the new Fast and Furious movie

Is that girl with the colored hair the same girl in John Wick 2?

Yes

>new Riddick fucking when

>Love the fuck outta xXx
>New one has him teaming up with a bunch of young kids who look like djs
It's Expandables 3 all over again

State of the Union was my absolute jam and I didnt even know there was a prior one until way later. I'll probably see this though bc fun

kek everytime the movie was passive agressive toward the original xXx

HA.

OP is a poo in loo street shitter.
Fuck off pajeet no one gives a shit about this flick other than shitdians

He better show bussy in this one.

Vin is a big guy.

the vin diesel cinematic universe

i watch all donnie yen movies... i just want to see him in fast and furious, preferably playing the same character he does in this.

imagine it.. he meets toretto and tells him he looks familiar, then goes NAHH

i loved the first one when it came out. all those early 2000's action films were so goofy and fun.

I would like that. we need something silly to cap off the F&TF series.

the early 00s were the last gasp of good action movies before capeshit took over

Too much Messican pisswater

this.

He made a statement somewhat recently saying that the ideas stuff is going on now but the movie wouldn't actually start production until 2017.

Can we all agree that Vin is actually a fucking awesome person who never deserved a pic like this?

I don't even know if this is real, but every tattoo is horrid, ESPECIALLY that nipple one. And then they didn't even rid an elder man of his sensible man boobs.

Does Sup Forums not love Vin? What the fuck happened?

He just loves making Riddick movies and so does other movies to fund them or to get studios to help with production. Basically everything he does is side stuff until a new Riddick movie.

>now that's a greenscreen I can work with

wtf

Looks like a GTA game.

I would love to share some beers with him and talk about the Riddick franchise

as far as I know we still love him, this thread is proof

Pretty sure he already has enough marvel bucks to make a whole new riddick trilogy

I don't know. His net worth seems to be pretty high but he also said he mortgaged his house and spent a lot of his own money to get the third movie made and that only cost $38 million.

Though that was before Guardians of the Galaxy, which I guess is what you're talking about.

I'm sure being a producer on a billion-dollar franchise like F&F (cant believe that's real) has made him even richer. If anything his next Riddick should be closer to Chronicles than Riddick

Who was even asking for this movie? Was there some great clamoring for a sequel to an incredibly forgettable, mediocre action movie from the 00s?

>Who was even asking for this movie?

I read that third world countries eat this shit up

>Who was even asking for this movie?
Vin Diesel

I

LIVE

>The Return of Xander Cage
who?

FOR

SHIT

>January

I'm a Nina Dobreva man myself.

He looks good for a 50-year-old man.

I'm always up for some mantit kino

Remember the times Vin tried to be a serious actor? Boy was that funny

The Last Witchhunter wasn't that bad.

>nina dobrev
>white

Are you implying the underworld series was ever good?

Sup Forums only likes Riddick. Everything else Vin does is just considered studio favors so he can make the next Riddick.

Such a good voice. If I was a girl, I would cream my pants at the first sound of his gravely voice.

>thinking I care

Nobody in this movie is white, anyway. Vin isn't. That other chick isn't. Donnie Yen isn't. Sam Jackson definitely isn't. So whatever.

Wasn't xxx mostly shot in third world shitholes? I'm sure this one will go to China to appease the huge slant audience.

Everytime I hear or see this chicks name I think of the real ninafu

>F&F (cant believe that's real)
Nobody wants to make over the top action movies anymore and F&F filled this niche well. I still don't get why Sup Forums hates this series.

holy that trailer was awful. i can tell why 10 year olds ate this shit up when it first came out

I was 10 when the first movie came out and didn't think it looked that interesting then.

you must be one of those rare patricians i hear about on this board every now and then

>be 10 when the first XXX came out
>lived in a country using cyrillic
>Triple H was translated as Triple X here
>thought this movie was gonna be about a wrestler

Needless to say I was confused.

Who the hell is Kris Wu and why are all the Youtube comments of girls talking about him?

Girls are retards user and can't form an independent thought until their mid 30's just let them be screaming retards until then.

kek

You need to exploit the gap between Marvel and Star Wars movies if you want to earn and in order to maximize it you need to rely on known franchises as crowd-drawers for the Asian market.

Vin Diesel's market draw is at an all time high with F&F and Hollywood is cashing in on that. They should bring in Ice Cube though nigga's gone full comedy.

So guys. Is the first one any fun? This looks horrible.

It's 00's core. You had to be there man. One of the best movies ever made if you get in the right mindset.

Never even seen any Riddick movie honestly, just his SPR performance and his little movie he made when he was way younger as a resume.

I love the guy. His interviews seem so authentic compared to any other actor it makes me wonder what went """wrong""" with him. The guy got very lucky in some (I mean let's be honest,) kinda lame series that still somehow make millions each year. Funny thing I hate most people who make poor shit and make money, but I don't know what it really is, I just fucking love Vin.

My favorite thing he has done is the Riddick games, and from what I've heard he was the major reason they were made. Like he owns a good chunk of Starbreeze and his commitment to the voice even in the games makes me think he really is a fucking genuine guy.

I really want a third game. Like the first, of course. I want to stab people, not shoot them.

Did someone circulate a memo that Ruby Rose is cool looking or something? How many action franchises is she in just this year?

Three I think? The last Resident Evil film, John Wick sequel and this.

I guess they're looking for a new action girl since Rousey's star power decrease with her poor acting and her recent loss.

ummm, it's fun if you think you can enjoy Vin Diesel "acting" in a extreme sports movie that loops Linkin Park and Disturbed in the background.

I assume they're reviving it because fast and the furious is doing so well? Which begs the question, why do both franchises need to exist at once

Why have one when you can have two?

I think Vin owns a piece of the XXX IP the way his does Riddick too so it's cash money for him

i used to think vin was jacked

now he just looks pathetic

maybe his body just got shittier as he grew older i dunno

he needs to get on the gear and juice up like the rock

Those are big cars.

He was. It's just that he's 50 now and isn't a roider

That's what it means to be natty. You'll only look jacked at 50 if you're on the juice unless you have some damn amazing genetics.

>t. body dysmorphia

He looks better than most men do. Don't spend so much time on /fit/.

Looks fun.
Definitely better than that xXx 2 abortion.
That motorcycle surf thing looks absolutely bonkers.

I'm going to watch it because Nina is in it.

That's what you look like when you get old and you don't get fat.

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