/nfl/ general - HOSPITALIZED edition

BAL: Ravens expect to have Flacco for Week 1
BAL: Ravens lose LG Lewis to year-ending injury
FA: Jaguars finally cut ties with Branden Albert
NYG: Orleans Darkwa 'splitting first-team reps'
DAL: As expected: Zeke to appeal six-game ban
WAS: Skins lose OLB Murphy (ACL/MCL) for season
LAR: Report: Rams aren't shopping Tavon Austin
DAL: NFL: Elliott violated personal conduct policy
PHI: Eagles get CB Darby from Bills for Matthews
BUF: Bills add CB EJ Gaines from Rams for Watkins
BUF: Bills get Jordan Matthews from PHI for Darby
LAR: Stunner: Rams get Sammy Watkins from Bills

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first for REpeat

first for Pats wins da Superb Owl

so the Pats hate Goodell
the Saints hate Goodell
now the Cowboys

I miss any other teams?

Sammy Potkins is overrated, fuck Clemson, go COCKS

I bet NFL is literally worse for CTE than UFC.

third for hivemind

Ninth for digits

does Houston even deserve an NFL team?

last digit confirms how many more rangs the steelers get

you already have that many, dip

not after they fucked david carr's potential HOF career over, no.

Thinking teams should start paying random women to say opposing team's players abused them because even if there isn't a shred of evidence that would stance up in court jewdell will still suspend them all the same

last digit confirms how many more rings Brady gets as a Patriot

>BAL: Ravens lose LG Lewis to year-ending injury
How can so many Ravens players be getting hurt? What's the likelihood of there being some kind of litigation against the team?

Reminder cowshit fans deserve this

David Carr has a SB ring, he can get fucked.

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so this... this is the true power of the razorcake.

Genuinely hoping Antonio Brown suffers an injury that causes him to be wheelchair bound for the rest of his life.

hell yeah he does

>your team
>favorite rookie so far
>league MVP
>what you're listening to
>last beer you drank and what you thought of it
>favorite reaction image

puckers
Josh Jones
Rodgers
youtube.com/watch?v=u_cpLESGE40
Erdinger Weissbier Dunkel. I thought it would have much more flavor but was really clean tasting and refreshing. 7/10 but maybe higher if I was in the mood.

>drinking piss water

beer is good you faggot
or are you insulting my choice in beer?

Pats
Austin Carr
Tom Brady
youtube.com/watch?v=h0JvF9vpqx8
Stella Artois, was satisfying
pic related

Probably one of those faggot hipsters that only drink the finest sours

Seems you guys take football too seriously and have no personal lives.

Is this OUR YEAR?

Lack of depth and elite players but easily the most balanced team I've seen as a Lions fan (and easily the best OL). Good job by Quin so far in 2 years. Special teams is fantastic too outside of just punting/kicking with the random players he's signed to cover kicks/punts etc.

>The New York Football Giants
>The eventual UDFA who replaces Flowers
>Tom Brady
>Cowcuck tears
>Yeungling, literally the only good thing to come out of Pennsyl-tucky

jealous that you dont have a pallet?

Pats
Carr or Hollister
Brady
Blue Point Honey Robber blah
youtube.com/watch?v=nhLcB2yjhgU

Rams going 9-6. Cap it

idk about your team but that is unironically the only rating I've ever seen that isn't blow way out of proportion

great job overcoming the homer syndrome

>tom brady has won yet another ring
>the autist hasn't done shit in years, is likely on his way out in the next few

tom got the last laugh

Litigation by who? Either way, Ratbirds need to get a new SC staff or something.

>pallet
so he's right then?

>9-6
>9+6
>15
Mongoloid

I tend to drink 6-8 at a time so I'm not all about that fanciful shit. You're not better than anyone because you drink Blue Moon

anybody see a possibility of a 10th anniversary Manning-Brady rematch in SB52?

Well tie the titans

GOAT season incoming lads

>your team
49ers

>favorite rookie so far

Reuben Foster

>league MVP

brady

>what you're listening to

youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I&

>last beer you drank and what you thought of it

sam adams

Eagles
Mack Hollins
tam bridly is the obvious choice, but i think Derek Carr and Jameis are going to do ridiculously good things this year that'll put them in the MVP mix.
pic related
Sam Adams Cherry Wheat. it's aight.
any variation of costanza.jpg

Lionel Messi

you have ten seconds to explain why domestic violence isn't legal

Feminism was a mistake

feminism

everyone has been predicting it

the giants and the pats are the media darlings of the nfl

every time i flip on skip and shannon they're talking about those teams and the cowboys

I don't know, Players Union? OSHA? Unsafe working environment, and shit.

because human beings are not property to be abused even if they are inferior

>your team
Rams
>favorite rookie so far
Everett
>league MVP
Ryan again probly
>what you're listening to
Hold music
>last beer you drank and what you thought of it
Miller lite. Bad but it was free
>favorite reaction image
I dont keep images

sours can be pretty good

it's fine drinking cheap beer
I drink PBR semi regularly myself

it's like McDonalds, yeah you can like it but you have to be an idiot to not see that a good cut of steak is better

THIS

because it's almost always reciprocal

no, but realistically. can the giants draw the shit playoff teams (pack, cowgirls, and falcons) and meme their way through the playoffs again?

I propose we gas all the weebs

All in favor breathe

>tfw sammy traded

Goddammit we're tanking this. We're never gonna be good.

the NFC is loaded. any playoff matchup from the NFC is a nightmare compared to the coast the Pats will have until they have to put out half effort against the Steelers

>6 beers.
Wew slow down wade boggs

>>your team
Broncos
>>favorite rookie so far
De'Angelo Henderson
>>league MVP
Von Miller
>>what you're listening to
Hank Williams Jr
>>last beer you drank and what you thought of it
Coors Light, it was cold and refreshing
>>favorite reaction image

[breath]

Falcons
Duke Riley
Matt Ryan
Alan Watts lecture
Tropi Canon IPA
My laptop charger broke so I'm shitposting on my phone while waiting for new one

this is my response

because slamming a 110 pound woman is not a healthy relationship

Eli's too inconsistent to make that prediction. And have the giant's had a win against the Patriots since Coughlin left?

Thanks, m8.

The only liberties I took was Cooter (who is probably "great" at best but is a legend in Detroit right now) and Billingsley who is in his 2nd season as a practice squad 5'8 white receiver who legitimately looks extremely impressive after last years preseason and the public practice this year.

youtube.com/watch?v=sRMgxc5AwtQ

>the NFC is loaded.
we said that in 2007 and 2011 too

I don't trust teams with shit head coaches and shit quarterbacks. Giants have both and cant run the ball.

I think they take a step back

Nope. Coughlin took all the autism magic with him when he left. Do you trust fucking McAdoo against Belichick?

>your team
us12s
>favorite rookie so far
Prosise. Not a rookie, but was injured last year so this is his first big year. Expect great things from him.
>league MVP
Wilson hopefully, Brady probably
>what you're listening to
Chicago II
>last beer you drank and what you thought of it
some cheap stuff at a baseball game
>favorite reaction image
ISHYGDDT obviously

>lungs burst from too much air

Your mother trusted him when she rode that sweet goatee m8

Roger Goodell better hope he and I never come face to face. I will literally punch him in the face as hard as I can and that is NOT a joke. I'll be willing to take whatever assault charge is thrown at me.

you now remember that your biological parents have had sex at least once in their lives

I don't think I trust any current NFC coach against Belichick outside of a meme chance.

anyone see sneak?

hopefully TyGod will find himself on a good team with a good coach/oc before he gets to old/beat up

I really believe he could be a to 10 QB right now on about a 3rd of the teams

How about this. Say it happens, and the Patriots win. Does it expose Eli's "autism magic"? Do we then have to give credit to Coughlin for the first two wins? Neutral fan speaking.

This.

...

Why?

...

No because Coughlin knows jack and shit about defense, and jack left town

Why s 5-2ady unironically better than L3-5ron?

The silver bullet never slows you down

Why do people force themselves to love the Cowboys? Why not respect the Giants, Redskins, or Eagles? Why is it always Cowboys?

Does any other team want Cyrus Jones?

Question /nfl/; say someone wanted to physically harm a certain ginger NFL exec in retaliation for an unwarranted player suspension, how would one get in close enough to do the deed?

Hopefully the bandwagoning faggot killed himself.

does he come with gronk?

Because asserting your "ownership" of a woman and physically harming them is wrong, you autist.

>your team
Pats
>favorite rookie so far
I don't like rookies
>league MVP
BRADY
>what you're listening to
youtube.com/watch?v=NiTXGswyAls&list=RDNiTXGswyAls&index=1
>last beer you drank and what you thought of it
bottled heineken, NICE and COLD.

You're not convinced the break will win the Cowboys another Owl?

How do you not love this man?

t. Beta whiteknight

Because we subjectively feel an attachment to either a place or a memory. We need to root for our hometown team or a good time as children when life was simpler and we associate the great feeling of knowing nothing about football, and consequently the world, and having that unadulterated feeling of excitement seeing "your" team try to win.

Or they're cunts.

You know some of us are actually from Texas, right? Why would I root for some faggot team not from my state?

Does Ocho live in Michigan or something? First Harbaugh, then the Lions.

Glenn Gronk, JUST AS GOOD!

lel Texas is a conspiracy created to give a homestate to foreigner Jorge Bush so he could become President
>not being redpilled in 2k17

I cant read this plebbit language

>redpiilled

Id put Ngata as average or bad. Hes so old and its showing. Also Martha Ford has done a great job taking control of the franchise ever since William Ford died.

I know everyone hates Caldwell but look at his results. Hes the first Lions coach with a winning record since the 50s and hes taken this team to the playoffs 2 out of 3 years. He's not amazing but considering the fact that he took over the fucking Lions, he's done a decent job.