Byeeeee, I'll be on Alderaan where nothing bad will ever happen

Byeeeee, I'll be on Alderaan where nothing bad will ever happen.

OH SHI-

>Ok lets do this stealing the plans!
> /leaves
>Uhh Captain change course for the outer Rim
>But you told the alliance...
>Bu bu bu, nigga did you not just hear that the empire has a fucking gun that can blow up planets? I'm out of the fucking game man, im done
>Yes sir

Home planet gets blown up and he gets to live rich on some shitty planet and have slaves

>New canon

>that big musical score that kicks in when he shows up on the scene
???
Do normies even know who he was? They haven't seen this fucker since his minor ass role in Ep3

This, was he supposed to be convincing Jynn to fight or something? Did her parents know the fuck?

"Oh hey, it's that Senator from not-even-our-home-planet"

"how do you know that, there's like a thousand senators?"

"We fucked in college"

kek

I'd pay to see him in a movie with a young Leia.

she did her best to stop it though.

AT STS AT STS AT STS!

I watched this with my m9 who got into star wars literally this year

When this scene happened he just leant over to me and said "s-should somebody tell him?" and I kekd heartily

Nice blog, you stupid aborted shitface.

>that'll show him!

>No!
she was a good friend/daughter

Tbf I'm not a fan of the prequels and have only seen RotS once but of all the shoe horned call backs that was the one where I thought- Jimmy Smith's? Fucking A.

We native Alderaanians like to call it "The Planet That Never Blows Up"

I thought it was cute.

Haha did you take his cock out of his pants and stroke it until it grew nice and hard and then sucked on it kind of nervously at first but then really opened up your throat and deepthroated him and swallowed his load once he came too? Because that would be cute

yes

I'm going to beat the shit out of you if you don't FUCK OFF, faggot.

Kill yourself, you fucking faggot.

>that'll show 'em!

Man Bail has the most fly pocket protector in the galaxy.

Listen, bitch

*grabs you by the troath*

Not so tough now, eh? You stupid FUCK.

*Clone you where choking dissipates*

...

*shoots u both with lighting*STOP FCKIN FIGHTING!!!!

*teleports away*
better luck next time, kid.

hmmm.....