It's here

it's here

Best of The Worst X-mas edition

youtube.com/watch?v=Urd5vtoGmfI

Thanks for the update Jay, now give me you boipucci

>no beardfat

this is gonna be a good one lads

Yay I get to hang out with my only friends.

On Friday no less.

Best combo

I used to be like you but to think that I just went to see Rogue One with my gf and fucked her right after allows me to tell you that you can become anything you want.

RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos. Their review of Rogue One was what finally cemented my thoughts.

I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Please, Sup Forums, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.

Wtf I had no idea Bernard Fox died

Thank god, now I can enjoy my Christmas vacation.

>Merry Christmas Jack
>Happy Holidays Jay!

You know, it really just sums it up perfectly.

aidsmoby is a Jew?

>Mike's present is a black christian movie

>gets triggered at "retard"

this shit's good.

nice

i hate when you faggots say " ITS HERE "

like 'it' holds any importance or relevancy

>muh favourite youtubers posted their once a year xmas shitshow

who gives A FUCK. The fact that any celebrity centered threads are deleted and all RLM shit is allowed to be shilled into oblivion on Sup Forums is a fucking joke.

how are hot celebrities who appear in actual films less relevant than z list youtube creators who """"directed"""" some garbage tier not even tv movie level fan funded shit flick ?

RLM PLS GO

Someone sure is mad

Give me that juicy Shaq meat

It's ok Max, they are more famous than you.
Stop making shitty movies. You'll never make a nice helicopter scene.

haha epic

good little retard

>he's a newfag
>he doesn't know RLM has been Sup Forums core since 2008

Ayy, what's up reddit?

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TlDr: im white and hate other white people

So which fagboy from Channel Awesome are you?

What does this expression convey?

virtue-signalling

good little retard
good little retard

Ok.

secret enjoyment

Rich Evans' crack joke was enough to shock even Mike "The Spook-Nuke" Stoklasa.

I sent them a Christmas movie I found at a goodwill but I guess they didn't use it :c

people watch red letter media for mike. mike is the prequel reviews, he is the comedy in half in the bag, he is everything that made rlm and is creator of the company. why do jack and rich try to act like they matter an iota or offer anything to the videos. jay also needs to understand his place. mike should punch his mouth until he gets his goofy rat teeth back

AT STS!

I'm sorry you have no understanding of what having friends is like, user. Perhaps your luck will change someday.

I kinda want to see this now

I'm waiting for the inevitable triggered Trumpkins' reactions to the ending.

STOP.
FUCKING.
LAUGHING.

Is this replacing half in the bag?

>i watch rlm for the friendship experience
i watch it for the humor because im not a fucking weirdo.

That's actually completely natural though.

I like that mike is laughing more nowadays

The rumors are true then

Jessi is a thing of the past now

>yfw Sup Forumstards didn't stay to the end to see their meme POTUSE get shat on

WEW
E
W

>b-b-but Mike would have voted Trump!
>Based Mike!

Either way, they should have opened up the other gifts and show us what they were. Seriously. Also Rich destroying GatorFace kinda annoyed me. Aren't these all sent in by fans?

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Yes they are sent in by fans. Fans that know that they frequently destroy movies. You fucking idiot.

>he didn't know Mike voted for Trump and was mocking Jack for being SJW

lol, autists

Yeah but there is a difference between destroying it AFTER it's been watched, and destroying it BEFORE it's been watched.

It's like baking somebody a cake and they don't even try some of it, they just smash it up. Fuck you.

You're the cancer killing the West.

>muh can always buy another one

Pathetic. I'm done with you. I step on you like the intellectual ant that you are. *spits on you*

Whatever helps you sleep at night

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Whatever helps you deal with the next 8 years of butthurt, friend.

Happy birthday to me!

>Mike, Jay, Rich, AIDS Moby
Wow this one was almost perfect! I'll probably actually watch this one!

>Jacks says "my vote being invalidated by the electoral college also eliminates you vote"
>that's true neither of our views are represented

Jack obviously voted for Hillary. What does that say about Mike?

>tfw no national socialist american worker's party

>next 8 years

shllling fucking faggots

I wanna fuck an alligator

Yikes. These threads are usually at 300+ replies by now.

Anyways this will be the best part of my Christmas Eve.

>complaing about RLM
>when we had the plinkett reviews stickied when they came out

Hello newfriend.

>no Jessi
listfag btfo

>i hate when you faggots say " ITS HERE "
ITS UP