Game 1 of 3, 11 August 2017
Chase Field, PHX, AZ, USA
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Cubs
>CF: Jon Jay
>3B: Kris Bryant
>1B: Anthony Rizzo
>2B: Ben Zobrist
>LF: Kyle Schwarber
>C: Alex Avila
>RF: Jason Heyward
>SS: Javier Baez
>P: Jon Lackey
D-Backs
>LF: David Peralta
>CF: A.J. Pollock
>3B: Jake Lamb
>1B: Paul Goldschmidt
>RF: J.D. Martinez
>2B: Daniel Descalso
>SS: Ketel Marte
>C: Chris Hermann
>P: Taijuan Walker
yay :D
>Taijuan WALKer
>sneks
fuck it we don't have to do anything and we score runs
Good start.
lackey being a huge pile of shit as usual, already have a bad feeling after 1
it's not a meme if it's the truth...fuck you theo, for not trading rizzo for a closer and mid relievers
>it's a Lackey has absolutely no control episode
get Monty up in the pen
can only listen to a game when it's on the radio for free Dx
cards and rats both won again yet the cubs can't let the bullpen get no where near ANY game. lackey gonna need help by the 3 inning here comes another lose
FUCK YOU THEO
nice fucking hustle there lackey you only had all day
>Walking in a run
>Wild pitch with the bases loaded
>HBP
what will he do next
>walker
>walker
>walker
>walker
liking the hustle today (Lackey notwithstanding)
>n-nice cut-off throw to 2nd
holy fuck lackeys control is abysmal
Cubbie at the game here. Walker living up tp his name. thanks dbacks
how's the ballpark?
have you tried any of the meme food?
Couldn't watch the game because I had to watch my mother's dogs for a weekend and first night they manage to fight a skunk and all get sprayed by it. Now my place smells like the bastard child of a CTA stairway and the dreams of the White Sox.
Bring a horse sign to match the Lala fag?
>more comfortable with a Lackey start over Quintana
we got trade fucked didn't we
fack, LacKey was cruising
so far, yes. but remember Q's first start - he's capable of being well-above-average
SCHWARBED
after that last at bat I knew he had it coming
>leaving Walker in over 100 pitches, again
We deserve this
ÁLEX
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there's that 3-run lead again
Lackey is pissed
Cubs are going to blow it aren't they
I hope not.
is bryant hurt? he has become le singles man lately for whatever reason
as long as he's getting hits, I can't complain much, since he had that rough stretch recently
My bad.
Already did this. made the mistake of bringing them into the place because I didn't know they got sprayed so they stank up everything. Used the left over chemical cocktail on the floor, hoping it works makes everything stink less ass.
We did with this Wilson faggot. Even Grimm is better than him.
Let him settle in. Montgomery looked like shit at first last year too
finally, what a wastebasket inning
Hooray Baez can hit
Javy the absolute madman
>Just disregards the stop
I wonder if he's going to be sat down and talked to for doing that even though he scored.
FUCK YEA late inning small ball insurance
oh definitely, you just don't do that
if that throw was on target you'd have a close play despite Javy's speed
>What's his name for weekend jersey? Stropy? Cappy? Sideways cap guy?
Screw anyone who says JD's asinine comments aren't funny
JD's hit/miss, Len is a lot more refined
>throwback jersey day
>Montgomery is wearing long sleeves
>ump tells him that's against uniform regulation even though he's on the mound ready to start
>some guy comes from the dugout with scissors to trim Monty's shirt
>"they're doing the Chris Sale bit"
also very glad it's a good Strop episode
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[W] and still 1st
