/ausnz/ /balt/

Mixing up the established order edition

Gay roleplaying welcome

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Tfw no Russian bf

pls send death

me laying down

You're doing gods work

stupid laptop taking forever to post

Rugby.

Cricket

I don't want you to die

Don't feed her any weird things

Fuck me this new Arcade Fire album is shit

but it's fire!

both me

>zomg its about like consumerism and stuff lmao
I know you're joking but I am absolutely seething about this album

very nice

Ryussia noticed meee

I bet you'd make a cute little pet

I do...

i-is that blood?

wtf, I want to be your pet

:)

me taking my pets for a walk
(You) on the right
(You) on the left, no headpats for you

>no headpats for you
This is discrimination, why don't I get headpats?

> no headpats for you
Wow, mean

Hot..

You on the left

time to go die in a ditch

You don't deserve them
me on the left, getting a good taste of (You)
Good luck

me on the bottom

but why user whyyyy

sup faggots

No surprises there
Because I can, but I think you deserve a little attention now

(You) in the middle

this is unexpected

Nice rainbow socks, I've been thinking of picking up some programming socks myself

To fuck with no Australian cute boy to call daddy.
I want to be your good girl (male).

why are swedes all so gay?

post results

>

I just need a cock really really badly.

not very hard just go on craigslist and ask somebody to poz ur neg hole

in fact you can make money off of this

jealous of ur sexuality

Not a big fan of homosexual behaviour if I'm honest with you guys.

Stop this, I'm only gay for girls, but you're making me gay for guys.
Literally this, if you are actually gay it's literally free boipussy no matter where you live.

big fan of new zealanders desu wish i was born there

I'm genuinely interested in why you think this way.

I really wish I was gay, it seems like much more fun

me on top
(You) on the bottom

Come live with me
Australia is nz but with a shit government and absurd laws, its not surprising he sees the superior country.
>I really wish I was gay
you and me both, it's how I know being gay isn't a decision because if I could change I would.
I can't relate to females, imagine having a qt bf who is also your best friend. Literal heaven.

No that's not fun, I mean a loving cock to make happy and all.
I can help you if you want.

>I mean a loving cock to make happy and all.
100x times better, but that's a more difficult to achieve.
I can only help you if you are a passable trap, that's as far as my psyche allows me unfortunately.

What would this help involve?

test

Ohh..
F-Favors.

hmmm I see...
I'm sure we could work something out... maybe

nicer people for the most part and mostly what he said obv every country has its share of cunts but australia seems to be much higher compared to some places i've traveled to

What kind of thing would you like to work out, master?

That's some awful taste you've got there, you should be drinking a red wine goon

Some would say that an abundance of dumb cunts is on of Australia's defining features.
When I visited everybody was very nice (more nice than anywhere I've lived in nz), but I was in a very posh neighborhood in Brisbane so that would explain it.
>lindauer
I thought they made chocolate
See this is a problem, why is every single person in this thread a bottom, being the dom is no fun compared to being the sub.

brisbane is definitely an exception. it's basically just 'get around the boys' culture mixed with nice, quiet suburbs and an excellent music scene. which suburb was it?

Scarborough

>being the dom is no fun compared to being the sub.
Then beg to suck my toes, pathetic wimp.

nice

It has to be loving domination!
I need a very specific type for some reason.

I heard you like to be dommed so I got some friends around and we're going to have some fun with you

Hm, then you want to suck my nipples as I call you a good boy?

Pretty much, with a little bit of bondage mixed in, a bit like

Ah, you're so sweet ~
Sadly I have to go.
See you in my dreams.

Goodbye :(

Maybe I'll come back someday.
I promise I'll fantasize about tying you up in a chair. ;)
bye

Good night
Sleep tight

post ideal girl: small girl with short hair. ideally green eyes and a cute nose

Ideal girl: Australian girl (male)

>post ideal girl
You

:3333


i once had the chance to date a cute trap but i declined

thoughts?

Probably for the best.
I think I like the idea of a trap more than the actual real life thing.

This desu, it would depend on the person. If it was someone I liked then I would be happy regardless of penis presence but I'm not gonna go for a trap just because I've been out of the game for so long.

pretty much what i figured

also i found a photo of them pre-trans and that basically blew the fantasy right the fuck out of the water

I mean, pre-trans shouldn't really matter but yea it takes the magic away doesn't it.
Do you have any pics? How convincing was "she"?

yeah, if i didn't see those photos i probably would have gone through with it desu

no i don't have pictures available but i could dig and find them. although they do post on Sup Forums so look there and guess maybe hehe

>although they do post on Sup Forums
oh you really probably dodged a bullet desu

yeah, was a little embarrassed when they mentioned that.

I had a gf that had a bdsm porn tumblr which they also posted themselves in (she was batshit insane).
Never really got used to it desu

hahahah what the fuck. where did you meet such a person?

Give us a look.

She was friends with my best friend (who is still my best friend) and he introduced us, god knows how they met, me and my friend just don't talk about that time in our lives because it was pure cringe for a good couple months.
First time I've told/shown anybody this actually.
She was a crazy degenerate Russian, weeb SJW, but it was totally worth it.

i can't tell if she's asian or not. was the sex good at least?

She's not, she was a Russian immigrant. She was just really good at makeup (and she wore ALOT all the time) because she did cosplay.
I only had sex with her once so I can't really compare it to anything, but it was amusing to try "dominate" her when I had literally no idea what I was supposed to do.
But I guess I can thank her for piquing my interest in bdsm as a festish.

>I bought her a dildo for her birthday because that's what she wanted
FUCK, I managed to delete this memory from my mind up until today.

lel

What color and shape was it?

tbqh russians are fucking sexy but cosplaying weeb girls are mostly so mentally broken and fragile it's just not worth it. i've only come close to 'dominating' a girl once and that was with my first gf who enjoyed being choked, although that seems to be a common fetish these days

lol

Like normal dildo shape? It was a while ago but I think it was pink.
>mentally broken and fragile
You can say that again, that kind of girl is definitely a one time thing.
Fun fact: I hurt my hand spanking her so I wonder how much it actually hurt her.

rofl. i'm too much of a pussy to spank girls man it just feels wrong. choking is fine for me though so idk what the fuck is wrong with my morals

also post her tumblr

>also post her tumblr
I would but I have no idea what it is, even when I dated her I didn't go on it (much) because it felt like I was being a creep and more importantly it was fucking weird so I shut it out of my mind.

NUUUUUUUUU D:D:DDDDDDD:

I'll give you a bonus pic
Unfortunately she doesn't have any lewd on her facebook, and I deleted all my lewds of her because she pissed me off pretty bad when we broke up.
Truly tragic.

sounds like it was a rough journey and i'm glad for you that it's over

>I was like her 4th boyfriend
>She will always be my first kiss and lover
better than nothing I suppose

Could be worse

you could be a kissless virgin

I came too close to being one, I don't want to know how bad my self esteem would be if I was.
Luckily only a few more years and 2D waifus will be a reality.

Honestly I don't mind, but I wish my mates would stop giving me shit for it

FIRST LITHUANIAN POSTER IN THIS ITT