Manchester United customers

>Manchester United customers

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Somebody .webm this please

Full music video to be released tomorrow

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My sides have left this planet

HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathes in*

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF MANURE CUSTOMERS

>steps out of the smoke
>*dabs*
>buys latest Chevrolet merchandise

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DELET THIS

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Oh my fucking god.
No recover possible.

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that's it, I'm watching your league

>Man Utd fan. Have a soft spot for Liverpool, Man City and Leeds United.
???

This will be a top seller at the Man Utd mosques

>That dab

F-fucking bigots

>*dabs*

Man I wonder what the eternal slovak would say if he hadn't gotten bullied to oblivion

Sikhs are bro tier

>that flag

They are smelly brow ncunts

t. Mohammed Ibn Altaf Musa Baig

Again, that joke doesn't work when you are a smelly curry shagger. Get back to the call centre you Elephant nonce

Does Man Utd have the worst fans?

That spinning guy toward the end

Based Manure customers

Yes

>porsche, audi, tesla(???)
>no chevrolet

they blew it

holy...

they definitely graduated from dab university with honours

status of my sides: exploded

>first word of the song about Man United is "Liverpool"

lol. It's such an unhealthy obsession that all united fans have.

Gonna shitpost this in tomorrows game thread

What's so funny? It's just a group of supporter singing about the club they love. It's the proof Manchester is one of the most popular club in the world. It's reason they are outbidding your favorite club every summer. It's the reason they have more titles than your favorite club. It's the reason they will win more titles than your favorite club in the future.

I'm sure you guys are crying inside.

>tfw no desi gf

WHOLE FUCKING ISLAND IS FULL OF EM YET THEY'D HONOUR KILL ME

Can't believe "dabbing" is as strong as ever in Europe. And they have taken it to way bigger extremes!
le dab meme peaked here like a year and a half ago and completely dropped like a rock

Ebin :DD

Not sure Indians care that much, and there's far more of them than Pakis. Look at Naomi Scott a half-english half-indian.

It's strong with white cringy teenagers that listen to black rappers.

Cancer spreads and takes time to die in certain areas.

Doesn't look that white 2bh. Pajeet genes were strong in her.
The pajeet genes in pic related got dominated by Big Strong White seed.

Depends on the lighting, makeup and if she's had a lot of sun.

My sister's more fair than her and she's 100% pajeet.

Yeah, looks 100% British. Swarthy celto-roman complexion, beady brown anglo eyes and all.

Brits are some of the palest cunts around.

based

How did Arabs, Indians, Pakis, and Africans become the most vocal fans of this sport?

Did you ever consider the possibility that someone outside of monkey island could be ironic about something?

POO IN THE GOAL

they got internet

She's hot.

Customers were a mistake

I could see manure getting a transfer ban for this

tfw

Why are indians so cringeworthy?

yo safe lads lets sit near the dugout so we can get on tv

Just stick to your fucking league, smelly curry niggers.
How can someone be that foreigner cocksucker?

I've noticed Pajeet's for ManU and Chinks for Chelsea. They love the front rows

there's a billion of them crammed into old buildings, toilet-streets, and a medieval social structure
I'd go crazy too

I petition the mods to have this play in the background every time United play.

>not liking Bhangra

ISHYGDDT

It was pretty catchy desu

Kpop version when?

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KEK

CHELSEA DOWN TO 9 MEN

>people thought Palace would be good this year
lmao

WHERE ARE THE WEBMS?

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(You)

>Not sure Indians care that much
They're not going to chop your head off or anything, but the families still aren't big on dating outside their community.

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yes lads

banger desu

Ebin bosd :DDDDDD-DDD

>DABS IN SHIEK

this could be the streets of manchester desu

>the city of Germans understanding humor

Why are Sikhs always fat?

Humour*

theyre good at sikhing out food

This thread HAS to stay up until the official video drops.

t. mohamed al-newporti

>amerisharts talk about humor

I'M WEAK

Underrated.

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britain

Poo in da loo

Hope the full version is available on ITunes.

Get hyped for the release lads

>When the referee allows United another goal that was offside

That's the lowest forehead I've ever seen

>When Fellaini is brought on

they're from Delhi you dozy twat, literally in the comments

manyue yunaitedee

when you finish 6th

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>customers

>when you actually win trophies

Won that big Quattro last year right la? Community shield? Charity Cup? Europa? and 6th? Amazing la, the dabbing Sissoko was worth every penny!

Better than winning no trophies.

>la
You're American, don't embarrass yourself.

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Why would I be crying when we won three trophies (no bullshit about the community shield not being an official honour please) and gained CL qualification? Anyway, how is the MLS side you support doing?

please be a troll and not actually retarded

Nice. Nothing to laugh at.

What's retarded about saying Man Utd won trophies last season which is, after all, the ultimate objective in football?

>0.05 Shekels depositied into your Man UTD Fan Account!