The absolute state of Barca

>The absolute state of Barca

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Literally why

better than Turan at mid 2bh

memes

>40m for the literal favela monkey

There's clearly only 1 guy in the picture, but Google suggests 2 names. Which one is correct?

Also, when did Paulinho change his name to Gershwin?

Poolinho is unironically goat. Tottenham are to blame they couldn't use him well

this. Paulinho would bench Iniesta in less than one month 2bh

solid signing for the bench. cant be worse than andre gomes

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i will always rate Paulinho

>having 220M
>recruiting Poolinho for 40M
>Dortmund asks for more than 90M for Dabélé
>they will probably spend 120M
Is Barcelona the stupidest club when it comes to transfers ?

APOLOGIZE

He's so bad, they could've got matic for 40mil

Isn't Seri's release clause 40mil as well? lmao.

>signing a man who gave up on his career after being dogshit at Tottenham
embarrassing

...

I'll let you in a secret: people have been saying he's been good for Brazil. The people who say this obviously haven't watched any of our games.

He's as bad as usual, can't pass for shit, can't defend and misses blatant sitters.

He just happened to score a meme hat-trick on Urgay.

Also Robert Fernández (Barça Sporting director, ex-Valencia player, full of Jorge Mendes contacts, the same guy that brought André Gomes and Paco Alcancer) is probably getting a cut of the comission.

>40 million for a 29-year-old Tottenham reject playing in China

Really makes you think

t.ABCorinthians

TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

current barca board is crashing the club while pocketing money, no doubt about it

this, plus it's the day after Xavi said in an interview that Seri has barca's DNA

I thought this was Neymar under the blackface filter from FaceApp.

Yes, yes (((we))) are...

This is a very smart move from Barca. Why? The hue quotum gets filled without having to spend 1,5 lukakus on Coutinho, who can barely keep up in the PL aside from the occasional blooter. So hue quotum filled while saving 80 million which they can now spend on actually bettering their squad.

Falou merda pra caralho, xinguei muito quando Tite o convocou, nas primeiras partidas foi malzao, mas depois se estabeleceu e passou a jogar muito bem. E não foram apenas os gols, deu boas assistênciasurpresas tb.

hue quota to please whom, Stromae?

rafinha kek
barcelona is really crashing

>b-but it was neymar's fault signing paulinho
Suck a dick scatalans and bandwagoners

The emerging brazilian middle class, Dilma. BRICS are where it's at for shirt sales.

This money is not part of the Neymar clause.

Reminder that before that Barça offered 100 for Verratti

>Signing Tottenham flops
Barca are truly the Swansea of LolLiga

>paulinho in charge of pleasing brazilians
Don't think so.

he also scored against argentina and made two assists against Paraguay

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You know that our NT is in full meme mode and will be comprehensively BTFO next year, don't you?

>Busquets, Roberto, Rakitic, Iniesta, Gomes, Suarez, Rafinha, Arda
How will Paulinho make this midfield any better?

No.

Well, he's shit but still better than uninterested, fat Arda and certainly an improvement over
>Gomes

>leditt spacing

lmao gtfo kiddo

this is the worst day of my life I want to shoot myself in the brain

>emerging brazilian middle class
its kill

Kek

Don't worry m8 you'll spend 140m on coutinho

Cheer up, imagine the matchday when the
Gomes -------- Paulinho
--------- Busquets --------
midfield happens, with Alcancer up front, Deulofeu on the wing and Sememedo, the newest portuguese league Mendes meme, as RB!

arda is leaving

Holy fuck someone shoot this ugly fucking cunt please

Who /umadelicia/ here

hahaha thank god I can't feel anymore

>xavi not being a faggot

Crooked club. Told Veratti, Coutinho and Dembele to force a move by causing drama at their clubs.

>falling for the Little Paul meme
every time

>pricing them at 150m and not expecting drama from the players that want to move
oh wow barcelona are super guilty

time for some halftime posting!

Yeah, when Monaco wants 180m for Mbappe they should sell Dembele to Barca for half the price.

how can Barça fans accept this kind of shit, jesus

isn't it clear by now that Bartomeu and his pals want to ruin the club? and they're just gonna let that happen? lmao

>Paulinho and deulofeu are starters for barca
baka

I'm done being a Barcelona fan. Think I'm gonna follow Madrid from now on.

me too. been a loyal fan but this is too much to take. HALA MADRID!

>The emerging brazilian middle class, Dilma. BRICS are where it's at for shirt sales.
we are not in 2014 anymore, bro. the dream is over

>join dortmund for 15m at age 19
>a year later barcelona wants to sign you: much higher wages, better team mates, chances of titles, better location, total improvement of your professional and personal conditions
>to sabotage the move, dortmund asks an unrealistic 150m, second most expensive transfer in history after scoring 6 goals in bundesliga
lmao only some no self-respecting retarded german would think barcelona had to ask dembele to get angry and cause drama

dortmund has already lost the player with their retarded behaviour, they've completely fucked up, dembele will never play again for dortmund

>It's a Real Madrid wins the league for the next 5 years episode

>blackface on a black guy makes him look pajeet
huh

god please make this happen

The great thong about this is that he was so cheap, so if the kikelonians don't splash the cash he'll have to NEET it up some more. Long contract to sit out for someone who could earn three times as much at Uefalona.

top kek

So youre saying they have 320m to spend yet they buy Dembele and Memelinho? Thats even more retarded

That's a million times worse

>not believing in the hexa
Paulinho will win the ballon d'or next year.

>Paco Alcancer
rude

>HALA

Pretty sure it's Allahu Akbar Madrid.

LMAO that image is perfect.

>40m for le give the opposition goal kicks man