Do you know something about this country except the war and Chernobyl? NOTICE FOR RUSSIANS - NO POLITICS

Do you know something about this country except the war and Chernobyl? NOTICE FOR RUSSIANS - NO POLITICS

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Good cuisine (гaлyшки и вapeники)
Pretty Qt Slavs Girls

exists thanks to russia but hate russians

It's like 40 minutes ride to the border from where I live.
Everybody thinks that the russian dance is russian but it's actually ukrainian gopak.
Everybody thinks that borsch is a russian dish but it's actually ukrainian.

Cossacks helped us out in the Great Northern War hoping that we would help them create an independent Ukrainian state. Too bad we lost.

some of your history

Dude, I think your map is wrong.

>do you know something about this country except the war and Chernobyl
Oh yeah.
I know that I can't go and visit my grandpa in Chernigov because I'm a russian young male and therefore I'm a mass murderer soldier by the default.

Always when someone says he goes visiting Ukraine I instantly think of cheap prostitutes.

Mazepa and Charles XII had really great plan, but something went wrong. I think that was really stupid to mess with Russia
at that date.

Part of it was part of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth.

It makes aerospace equipment

They was Vikings and Goths, Tartars, Slave, etc.

Supposedly Indo-Europeans started there.

why, did your mother work there?

Shevchenko

Not being Russian (see flag) I can inform you that your politicians are shitbrains.

Your grandpa can invite you to Ukraine. I have relatives in Russia and they come here 2 times a year.

Dniepropetrovsk

R A R E

80% of hookers havee AIDS

Bandera was a good guy and he fought the local Polish Nazi/Soviet collaborators

Ukrainians share your point of view. It's disappointing, but they use patriotic slogans to fool our people.

Ukraine is the greatest country in the world

So you want to say that you personally tested them all?

most fertile land in europe, donyeck basin resources

HAHAH YEP, and that's why ukrainians move to EU/North America.

we don't even let you move here m8

greatness is hard to handle for some

People live on the Ukraine and people die on the Ukraine.

I know there is a conflict happening in Eastern Ukraine, what is it? It's the reason why Shakhtar Donetsk don't play their home games there anymore

my mom born in there and it has a lot of nice people

GB is going to exit EU, isn't it? I didn't mentioned England cause I know how it is hard to move there.

It's just the new Thailand.
Now our Neckbeards and Grandpas go to Ukraine insteed of fucking 12 year old trannies in Thailand because it's cheaper.

Krikzz lives there, he's cool.

I think that was the Philippines

twitter.com/krikzz

No It is Ukraine.

Fucked a Ukrainian prostitute in Berlin.

They made 2 of the best FPS games of all time

Is it legal?
I wanna go there if it is so.
And I'm interestead of FKK in Germany

Well, pedophilia isn't allowed in Ukraine

do they like brits?

Don't think they care as long as you have them euros

I would just like to find a girl who likes me

Stalker shoc and stalker cop?

Well, for a few extras more, they will pretend to.

>Well, pedophilia isn't allowed in Ukraine
Just as Prostitution and Seperatism.

Good football teams such as Shakhtar Donetsk, Dnipro Dnipropetrovsk and Dinamo Kiev.

I might go there if the whores are qt

here most prostitutes are pretty rancid looking

The one I had was pretty qt honestly, felt bad for her, also amazing body

You can see prostitutes in highly developed countries but you won't see 12 year old girls staying near the road. I don't want to compare Ukraine with western world, but I have to say that pedophilia is a criminal offense. You can't withdraw underage child for euros

>You can't withdraw underage child for euros
It hurts myself to say this, but yes, you can withdraw underage child for euros because you can withdraw everything for euros.

Yup

>high tatar admixture?
>big human trafficking and CP production problem
>main exports cheap labor/slaves and whores
>beautiful main cities
>creators of the best soup and great baked goods
>better than moldova
Shevchenko is Kyrgryz

even in Germany? lol

mcaulay culkin: the country

CUMAN PRIDE!!

>Tartars
This. Kiev is not all of Ukraine. Indigenous peoples of the steppe were Cumans and Pechenegs.

Origin of indoeuropeans.
True honarary aryans.

Do you guys go full MY ANCESTORS :) when reading about the Cossacks? A lot of people do the same here with the Visigoths

They were blonde. Ukrainians got Slavic shitblack hair.

>also amazing body

it's because they see fast food as a luxury for sure

even in Croatia there was a fugly girl that I went to highschool with and her body looked malnourished af. She prided herself for going to McDonalds "every week" as if she was going to a luxury restaurant.

her body looked exactly like pic related

>blonde
What?
>shitblack hair
well it all makes perfect sense then

I know that Kulacks deserved it.

Klitschko bro's, Crimea, uhhh... uhh

Original Turkic people have blonde hair and blue eyes. This is a well known fact from ancient descriptions of them.
Slavs come from a swampland called Pripyet marshes. They all had Black hair before mixing with Turkic, Germanic and Finnic tribes.

no why do you even exist? no history no culture no nothing

Were Soviet times good for Ukrainians?
Amazing tell me more halfswede

>Tartar
Americans..

Holodohoax

Porn,low cost of living

>Were Soviet times good for Ukrainians?
Half-assed socialism >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Trumptard capitalism.

>low cost of living
Not true anymore.

>blonde hair
How do you know that? Maybe the Germans were referring to their yellow skin, not hair.

My grandmother and grandfather are from Mariupol

...No, she just had a great fucking body. Full in all the right places, as they say.

Also I remember a song they song to my when I was a baby. it's about cossack who went to war and died, it sounded something like
ихaв кoзaк нa вийнoнькy
кaзaв пpoщaй дывчинoнькa
пpoщaй дывчины чopнa бpoвинa
идy в чyжyю cтopoнoнькy

Big planes.

Somehow mysterious community of people who really blend into the polish crowds of cities. Cute girls surely.

beautiful lolis.

Poorer than Moldova

youtube.com/watch?v=fzvxz8L_hg4

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Zhovti_Vody

Ești hohol?

You have one of the greatest squares in Europe.

made some some legendary vidyas

actually kind of multicultural, many little nations

associated with cossacks


have very uncertain history

>It's just the new Thailand.
not really, prostitution is illegal there and they are not that cheap. Use tinder, mamba if you want t obang ukrainian qt. Also they are not that easy they know their value.

Fedor was born in ukraine

some ukrainians are nice but it's a poor country so that creates a lot of criminals

In Japan,Some football otaku knows Shevchenko as arrow of Ukraine,Some martial arts otaku knows Klitschko brothers,Some Gundam otaku and movie otaku well Knows Odessa rather than Ukraine.

It's a temporary problem, salary grows since 2015. In 2016 average salary was 167 dollars, now it is 262 dollars. However, africans earn more money.

I can buy an slave for 2k usd?

yeah, great for a holocaust survivor

I know a hearthstone player from there.

i only know ukrainian semon demons that wanna move turey
and crimean khangate