Chelsea vs. Burnley match thread 2

Burnley 3-0 up

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First for Kante is the GOAT

Conte OUT

Is Sean Dyche elite?

H-How are we going to do it lads

This is just great

We'll win this 4-3, screencap. If Arseshit can do it, we can.

Hopefully this wakes Roman and the board up.

But I don't rate Game of Thrones, or it's fans. But the memes on Sup Forums are pretty good still

Again Willian with a terrible pass that ruins a possible good play from the defence, it ends with Tebow hoofing it

I hate him

Cheer up chelsea rentboys
oh what can it mean to a
bunch of plastic wankers
just support a new team

Arseshit weren't 3-0 down

What is he thinking Sup Forums?

Holy kek they're fucked.

Great job linking in the old thread

Imagine being a customer bandwagoner because Chelsea spend the most money and this is what they get. Howling right now lads.

Stop disrespecting your best player.

Has there ever been more player power at a club than this Chelsea side? You dare touch Costa/Fabregas/Hazard/Hazard's fuckbuddy and it's all over for you. No questions asked even if you made the club like Mouyes.

>7-1

>Chelsea

As if having Drinky on the bench would have stopped Cahill from being a mong or Conte from being a coward.

Might as well have been, faggot. Stop being ABC.

what are the memes?

Conte managed to bench Terry, there should be no one with a inch of his power left.

>john terry stops fucking their women for them
>literally lose 3-0 at home to burnley

BRING BACK THE BULL

i can't do this
during the 2015/16 season i attempted suicide 3 times because of how shit chelsea were
i almost succeeded as well in a game where ramires tripped over his feet (not sure of the game) i got so mad i tried to hang myself with my dads 1994 fa cup final shirt

The Premier League scriptwriters are talented, but this is getting to be too over-the-top. Hard to maintain suspension of disbelief with all these memes.

Fun fact; Arsenal were never down 0-3 and they had 11 players on the field while dominating the game for almost 90 minutes. A Lester win yesterday would've been a robbery.

>making shit up

literally the next easy fixture is in 23rd october...

This desu

what is he thinking right now?

Yeah but they had 2 LB's and U21 CB in defence, they shouldn't have won that, they got lucky with refball. Burnley aren't a PL team, we should win this.

>Chelsea playing back like they're up 3-0
Embarrassing tbdesu. They know the game's more likely to end 0-6 than 3-3.

Who is captain in Chelsea now?

7-1 mentioned

Burnley should keep provoking Luiz. He's another red card time bomb here.

The guy who got sent off after a minute

ROONEY SCORED

DEM WHITE PUSSY SMASH

Azpilicueta

Should i dye my beard?

Aspie

already better in the second half, especially going forward by marcos a

azpi

Is Burnley, dare i say it, /elite/ lads?

RENTBOYS BTFO

Is this the match that consigns plastic fc to the Championship?

>leave Burnley to me

>win the league one season
>finish in the lower half the next season

What does Chelsea mean by this?

I don't know.. I was skeptical about this whole "player power" meme, but seeing it potentially happening again now really makes me think. Maybe mouyes did nothing wrong after all

where beez da white women at

that they need to spend more

Batashuyauai is fucking dogshite

>Buy a striker for a gorillion quid
>Need to score THREE goals
>Don't play him

I guess I'm not a tactical master but that seems odd

>Maybe mouyes did nothing wrong after all
No fuck off Mourinho did plenty wrong from his first season, and I am still mad that Chelsea went an entire season with Eto'o/Torres/Ba and Lukaku was loaned.

>Outraged customers desperately trying to convince the ref (and themselves) that they saw a foul
AN-BAWWWW! AN-BAWWW

HOL UP WHERE THE WHITE GIRLS AT?

Ah, the famous chelsea supporter song of
>CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA

repostan

also dubs and chelsea ties, trips and they win

Morata is shit

Xonte probably didnt even want him

>chelsea chelsea CHELSEA
>CHELSEA chelsea chelsea
original

Lads, not joking here, I put my life savings on Chelsea winning this. I just lost $450,000. I am literally shaking right now. It took me nearly and hour to be able to type this. I don't know what I am going to do.

>cesc finally makes a perfect tackle
>foul

goddamn

test

test

Really? I thought it was John Terry

fabregas sent off when?

Sub Fabregas pls

>letting burnley take the lead
>letting burnley take the lead and then go 3-0 up

shut up

this is gonna be 15-16 all over again

>test
>test
What did they test by this?

kys drug addict

test

>Sunderland played better than this Chelshit last season

Stupid Azpi, that was a good pass from Willian.

is this the arsenal turning moment of this season?

Morata incoming
Shit game to debut desu

reminder that im proud to be racist

Reminder Burnley is such a great team because it has no black players on the first eleven.

anyone got a stream

Probably to chekc if their ip resets worked since they prob got banned by the ones who >do it for free for posting slags at half time

they look like some fuccboi band lmao what were they thinking?

>tfw I had Vokes in my FPL team as a cheap solution but switched him since I figured Burnley would lose by a number of goals
>tfw I have David Luiz in defense
>tfw I have put 100£ in a league with my mates

morata will score with his first touch and then go on to score a hattrick

lads LADS...

>poodigger

>perfect run from aspie
>chelsea "best player" makes an awful touch and an even worse pass

>need to score 3 goals
>1:1 striker substitution

>JUSTrata coming on

Has Morata scored yet?

>Shitata

No, John Terry is captain of Aston Villa, who are losing to Cardiff in the Championship.

Wait what!? Chelsea paid £70M for Morata? LMAO what the fuck are they doing I thought they paid £40M oh my god my sides

No, he already debuted vs Arsekek in the Milk Cup. Missed a penalty and all, good times.

Bottom line, Morata is shit.

>morata

batshite has been shite though

burnley is relegation tier so it wouldn't surprise me if morata scored a hat trick

He's unironically been our best defender

>moorata

so does that feel good?

>Commentator mentioning how Morata came on to score against literary who's in won games for Madrid