/mlb/ General: YANKEES EDITION!

BOS:Red Sox place Dustin Pedroia back on DL
TOR:Blue Jays place Russell Martin on 10-day DL
SEA:Nelson Cruz homers in third straight game
MLW:Jimmy Nelson pounded for 10 runs by Reds
TEX:Hamels flummoxes Astros over seven frames
NYM:Amed Rosario blasts game-winning home run
CLE:Carrasco fans 10 in eight shutout frames Fri.
KC:Mike Moustakas launches pair of solo homers
PIT:McCutchen departs with left knee discomfort
PIT:McCutchen exits game with possible leg injury
SEA:Mariners place James Paxton on 10-day DL
MIA:Report: Marlins sold to Sherman-Jeter group

>BAWWWSTON

Royals

>two former Jays prospects facing off in Miami tonight

oh the memeries

first for leaf ball on a 16-game hitting streak

fuck the bankees

baseballs greatest tragedy is votto playing out his years in cincy

>mike moustakas is going to unironically lead the league in home runs after today

>he doesn't throw 95 mph curveballs

>Reynaldo
>Ronaldo
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>8 straight seasons of 20+HR's

Not done since Delgado on the Jays. If he retires tomorrow he will still get his name on the wall of excellence. Eternal assmad faggot haters can stay shitter-shattered.

what an ugly stadium

Not Trout in Analslime?

>there are still people who unironically want robo-umps

I guess they would be tied depending on your opinion of either city

Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for NL West fans

>wall of excellence
Next to the toilet of who cares in the bathroom of gay fag suck

right now, it's votto, because he's older, doesn't have as much time left
trout is still young, and at least the angles are competing for the WC

Give me the quick rundown on this thick bear.

Home runs off James Shields don't count.

go the fuck back to bed Goose Gossage

james shields didnt pitch yesterday bro he pitches today

He's the GOAT what more do you need?

that's the point

Can we honestly call what he does "pitching"

>Chris "Rowdy" Rowley making his mlb debut today fresh from pitching in military college

12
2

TWELVE starting pitchers this year

should we make up a new word for it?

You are like little baby
Watch this

James Paxton died in a twister

what was wrong with rockbear again and what was his timelines?

Shoulder Injury, he might be back in September

Member when the Mariners were hopeful of a WC spot? Me too

you at least have decent catchers not named Russell Martin, Mike Ohlman, Luke Maille or Raffy Lopez. Salty isnt even good enough to get out of AA now.

just how big is Judge's cock?

i'm expecting a lot of well informed (You)s

Was getting Jay Bruce a good move?

actually Salty was released because he wasn't good enough anywhere, retirement incoming

rip longest name in baseball

You guys were busting a nutt when you got Russell Martin back
what happened

oblique injury, 10-Day but likely longer and eventual shutdown with >our luck

Howe much more money do you think it took to put his name on the back of the jersey?

he was the only catcher that could sometimes string a hit or two across a couple games, nobody else has sniffed the mendoza with a catchers mitt this year

Mmm thick mad bear!

yes

I imagine his jersey would be a fun meme jersey to own no matter what team you're a fan of

kek

Al Albuquerque was good too

I wouldn't wear it. Wearing another man's name on your back is the equivalent of being a cuck. Might as well just invite him over to fuck your girl at that point

Matt Harvey for Kyle Seager

>mfw the Twins are so streaky the madmen are now in control of the second WC spot
I know it won't last but it's a fun ride.

Twins and Cardinals fans out of literally nowhere

>Astros fans disappear
>Cardinals fans show up out of nowhere
Hmmmmmmmm.........

>Astros fans disappear
And hard, too. I don't think I've ever seen a bandwagon empty so fast, at least the Jays left some stragglers

Anybody else trying to make it to all 30 ballparks? Where do you stand? I've been to 7 (MN, AZ, CHC, CHW, TOR, WSH, SD) and am really itching to take a road trip to a few more next season.

Weird, I actually made that my bucketlist thing, with the caveat that the Yankees are playing at the stadium. I've only gotten 2 so far (The K and Yankee Stadium)

Good little consumers!

Why are people jumping the houston bandwagon

Elaborate

They can relate to that manlet

bc they forget the season is 162 games, not 60

Football's starting up and the team isn't a hot fireball anymore

>2017
>Watching NFL

Cool how the Reddit memes come directly here now, ty

>mfw the Orioles win their WC game

good start by Rowley

kid might have a future

I'm still here kinda. I kinda want to see an epic collapse now of historic proportions since it's pretty clear we won't get anywhere in the post season.

When is the ball going to be unjuiced?

Cervelli has a swing that reminds me of Nick Swisher

Which gamw e watchin is it a good one

Hey is it true that tripfaggot Old Gay got a bunch of Yankee fans banned AGAIN for posting pictures of hot women?

Pie Rats @ Jays right now my dude

Sounds fun ty

Is there any difference between a basic dab and a 'dimmadab'?

I did that trip this past summer, I hit most of them (24/30), with 3/6 of the remainder that I've been to before.

smoak isnt dongering atm but he is making the shift his bitch right now

also lmao @ pierats fielding

...

Lel it was a foul ball too
Pie rats coaches must be asleep in the dugout right now

Yeah

>#Tigers 3B Nick Castellanos will begin working in RF starting today. Weeks away from playing it in a game

>Ref follows up his platinum sombrero with 3 hits today

I dont know what the fuck to think anymore

>scoring 7 runs on 8 hits
>all singles

Harper's should be "HEY"
Which one is actually his?

Big Kid

Pie Rats tie the game

...

On a recent Nats broadcast F.P. Santangelo joked Harper's nickname jersey should be "YOU HATE ME."

>DU
>DU HAST
>DU HAST MICH

It'd be hilarious if that were Harper's walk up music.

I don't think that means what you think it means

I know he gets a lot of hate here, but I like F.P. Santangelo. I think he's funny.

It's supposed to be hasst, right?

RIP in peace

Press F to pay respects

Fug, that looks horrible. F

>Americans

if this happened to kershaw, the DH would be forced on the NL by next year desu

I know the Roid Sux are good but man they might be the most boring playoff team in a while. There's literally nothing interesting about them.

Sale is literally the most exciting pitcher to watch on the planet

They'll pass up the Astros soon record-wise.

How long have you been speaking German, Ahmed? I speak English and English only. Forgive me.

Sale in playoffs situation, that's about it. Division is all over the place this year.

no question about it. they changed sliding rule for a guy that got released 2 months into the 2016 season. ruben fucking tejada.

mets fans are fags, based utley is based. i don't talk about homeplate collisions, it rustles my jimmies too much.

He isn't though.