Rudolph the Reindeer? I'm Santa

Rudolph the Reindeer? I'm Santa

Uh, you don't get to bring gifts

Oh fuck right off

Naughty head

GRINCH?

Perhaps he is wondering why would you give free gifts to all children of the world?

for yule

...

If I pull that beard off, will you die?

Why would you wrap a present before throwing it out of a sleigh?

No one cared who I was till I put on the Red Nose

It would be extremely naughty.

crashing this sleigh WITH NO SURVIVORS

You're a jolly guy.

For yule.

How much do the elves get paid again? Do they do it for free? A lot of loyalty for a hired worker

>not Reindeer Rudolph, i'm Christmas

Hahahahahaah sometimes I wish I could give you people something in return for this laughs you give me.

Was getting cookies and milk part of your plan?

No need. Tis the season to be jolly after all

yeah how about fucking contributing instead of going lol!!1 xD

Cane?

I keked.

No charge for the elves. They work for the guy in red, the Christmas Dad

i love you guys
merry christmas

The Naughty List I just filed with the Agent C lists Smee, Maimen, Dr. Paveleer, Button Lee, Juan of Yu!

FIRST ONE TO TALK, GETS TO STAY ON THE NICE LIST

CRASHING THIS SLED

TELL ME ABOUT SANTA. WHY DOES HE WEAR THE HAT?

FIRST ONE TO LEAVE OUT COOKIES AND MILK GETS TO STAY ON MY NICE LIST

TELL ME ABOUT CANE! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE STRIPES!!?

WHO HIRED YOU TO HAND OUT CANE?

No one cared who I was until I started giving presents.

THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE CHIMNEY BROTHER

IF I PULL THAT BEARD OFF, WOULD YOU DIE?

...

Tell me Sup Forums, what presents should we give hothead this year?

I dunno why this one made me laugh so much. I think Baneposting is driving me crazy.

No Rudolph, they expect one of us in the wreckage.

>I'm santa
>not I'm North Pole
kys right now

TELL ME ABOUT RUDOLPH! WHY IS HIS NOSE SO RED

What was his endgame?

It should be "I'm Christmas".

LITTLE BOY
I'M SANTA'S WORKSHOP

Merry Christmas user

But they started the fire...?
Yes the fire rises

haha

Have we started the delivery?

FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO RIDE ON MY SLEIGH TONIGHT

STEP FORWARD THOSE WHO WOULD GIVE

FOR GIFT-FUNDING WILL BE RAISED

LISTS WILL BE CONVENED, GIFTS WILL BE ENJOYED, CHRISTMAS CHEER WILL BE SHED

THE NAUGHTY WILL SURVIVE... AS THEY LEARN TO SERVE *TRUE* SPIRIT

NOTHING, I SAID NOTHING. I'VE BEEN A GOOD BOY

CHRISTMAS IS YOURSH!!!!!

I can't stop laughing at this post holy shit

kek

UH...YOU DON'T GET TO BRING ELVES

FIRST REINDEER TO TALK GETS TO RIDE ON MY SLEIGH TONIGHT

...

THEY WORK FOR THE THE RED ONE

THE JOLLY FAT MAN

REAL
FUCKING
ORIGINAL

FAGGOT

holy shit

some ones getting coal