Rudolph the Reindeer? I'm Santa
Rudolph the Reindeer? I'm Santa
Uh, you don't get to bring gifts
Oh fuck right off
Naughty head
GRINCH?
Perhaps he is wondering why would you give free gifts to all children of the world?
for yule
...
If I pull that beard off, will you die?
Why would you wrap a present before throwing it out of a sleigh?
No one cared who I was till I put on the Red Nose
It would be extremely naughty.
crashing this sleigh WITH NO SURVIVORS
You're a jolly guy.
For yule.
How much do the elves get paid again? Do they do it for free? A lot of loyalty for a hired worker
>not Reindeer Rudolph, i'm Christmas
Hahahahahaah sometimes I wish I could give you people something in return for this laughs you give me.
Was getting cookies and milk part of your plan?
No need. Tis the season to be jolly after all
yeah how about fucking contributing instead of going lol!!1 xD
Cane?
I keked.
No charge for the elves. They work for the guy in red, the Christmas Dad
i love you guys
merry christmas
The Naughty List I just filed with the Agent C lists Smee, Maimen, Dr. Paveleer, Button Lee, Juan of Yu!
FIRST ONE TO TALK, GETS TO STAY ON THE NICE LIST
CRASHING THIS SLED
TELL ME ABOUT SANTA. WHY DOES HE WEAR THE HAT?
FIRST ONE TO LEAVE OUT COOKIES AND MILK GETS TO STAY ON MY NICE LIST
TELL ME ABOUT CANE! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE STRIPES!!?
WHO HIRED YOU TO HAND OUT CANE?
No one cared who I was until I started giving presents.
THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE CHIMNEY BROTHER
IF I PULL THAT BEARD OFF, WOULD YOU DIE?
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Tell me Sup Forums, what presents should we give hothead this year?
I dunno why this one made me laugh so much. I think Baneposting is driving me crazy.
No Rudolph, they expect one of us in the wreckage.
>I'm santa
>not I'm North Pole
kys right now
TELL ME ABOUT RUDOLPH! WHY IS HIS NOSE SO RED
What was his endgame?
It should be "I'm Christmas".
LITTLE BOY
I'M SANTA'S WORKSHOP
Merry Christmas user
But they started the fire...?
Yes the fire rises
haha
Have we started the delivery?
FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO RIDE ON MY SLEIGH TONIGHT
STEP FORWARD THOSE WHO WOULD GIVE
FOR GIFT-FUNDING WILL BE RAISED
LISTS WILL BE CONVENED, GIFTS WILL BE ENJOYED, CHRISTMAS CHEER WILL BE SHED
THE NAUGHTY WILL SURVIVE... AS THEY LEARN TO SERVE *TRUE* SPIRIT
NOTHING, I SAID NOTHING. I'VE BEEN A GOOD BOY
CHRISTMAS IS YOURSH!!!!!
I can't stop laughing at this post holy shit
kek
UH...YOU DON'T GET TO BRING ELVES
FIRST REINDEER TO TALK GETS TO RIDE ON MY SLEIGH TONIGHT
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THEY WORK FOR THE THE RED ONE
THE JOLLY FAT MAN
REAL
FUCKING
ORIGINAL
FAGGOT
holy shit
some ones getting coal