What's Vader thinking in this moment in his life?

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JUST

"Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here..."

>Yep that's me. Your probably wondering how I got here.....

kek

IT'S A FUCKING AGONY BUT AT LEAST IT'S NOT SAND AAAHHH I HOPE OBI-WAN GIVES MY SON MY LIGHTSABER

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what if there is sand inside the suit?

>well at least I'll get a cool awesome robot body like the one Grievous had

I don't wanna become a nigger

How did he wank after this

He just didn't.

>wait a minute...isnt lava just very hot sand?....no no NONONONONO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Wouldn't that cause immense psychological trauma

Modified his Force choke

NO DICK

>tfw no genuine wank for 20+ years

no wonder he was so mad in rogue one

I think a lot about this. How would you release sexual excitement after your dick is chopped off?

they put a little dingle dongle down there that whenever he wanna get the shiggy he hits a button on his suit and electrical impulses shoot down to his pleasure centers to cause ejaculation and simulate jerk hand motion

Sheev was a good friend.

No wonder Vader stayed loyle to his capo until the very end.

>"YOU'RE HURTING ME ANNIE"
>what did she mean by this?

>77
Star Wars was released in 1977

If your balls went with it then your hormone levels would be so different it wouldn't matter.

>83
Return of the Jedi was released in 1983

>i wish i was on Sup Forums right now
>i want to post padme's feet

what if your balls weren't chopped off with it?

Ouch!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Goddamn you Wesley Snipes
mirin those digits though, very impressive

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>01
9/11 happened in 2001

damn the chosen one was hung. I was wondering how he bagged padme

>12
the mayan apocalypse happened in 2012

>38
, The infamous night of the broken glass

>38

I'm a 38 years old virgin.

>38
Hitler was named Time's man of the year in 38

Why did Obi Wan do such a thing?

He was a bad companion.

>94
I was born in 94

>09

I still had dreams in 2009.

>17
I will die in 2017 hopefully

>27
Children of Men is set in 2027

>57
I'm 57 lbs overweight

He's thinking about what lava planet he's going to call his home and live on

Why didn't they mount one of these on him?

>I just killed my wife while trying to save my wife from being killed by killing thousands of people and a room full of kids
>I also tried to stab my mentor with a laser sword and then fell into a lava pit because I didn't have the high ground
>I was a good friend

You dont good things hes a sith so can gather power from angee from not having a dick

>Based jew of Sup Forums mark
thank you based jew

how can humans even compete?

Why didn't they dip him in the bacta tank instead of slapping the armor directly on him?

>Mr. Skywalker, I'm sorry but the last guy in the bacta tank took a shit. You'll have to look like a burnt hotdog forever.

The only way to beat the machines is to become the machines

I love how the Star Wars setting's medical knowledge is so garbage

>Iet's just bolt these limb mounts onto freshly destroyed stumps
>let's not remove any of the charred / melted clothing that is fused into the victim
>wat is anaesthetic?