/nfl/ general - PATES ON A PLANE edition

TPA: Bucs give up on failed 2nd-round K Aguayo
DEN: Derek Wolfe carted off the field w/leg injury
LAR: GM: No 'movement' on Aaron Donald deal
DFW: Schefter: Elliott 'ready for a long battle'
MIA: Ryan Tannehill placed on injured reserve
MCI: Mahomes has big play called back, throws TD
MCI: Kareem Hunt works behind Ware Friday
MCI: Spencer Ware gets start in preseason opener
PIT: Josh Dobbs sluggish in Steelers debut
PIT: Hamilton chips in with game-high 72 yards
SFO: Carlos Hyde gets start in preseason opener
NYG: Paul Perkins struggles in preseason opener

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si.com/nfl/audibles/2013/09/09/jerry-jones-new-york-giants-faking-injuries
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First for Jim Bob Cooter

This season's Superb owl champion qb

...

He dindu nuffin

Surely you must be mistaken, that doesn't look like future HOF quarterback CJ Beathard

He's a good kid that would never abuse a woman.

F

hmmm

youtube.com/watch?v=TsWh6fSp_PM
EDP back at it already

There are people in this very thread
that don't think Aaron Rodgers is the best QB in the league
laugh at them

>future HOF quarterback CJ Beathard

thread reminder

I would be excited to take him but hes not much better than my teams current kicker

Who should pick up Aguayo? I vote the Seahawks.

>not realizing that Beathard is going to be the future GOAT qb

why? they already have a kicker who won them a playoff game

>Illegally use Walkie-Talkies during a game against the Cowboys
>Get a babby fine of $150k and your 4th round draft pick drops 12 spots
>Blatantly fake injuries on live TV
>No punishment at all
>Your Kicker beats his wife for years
>1 game suspension

Yup definitely just a crazy Cowboys/Pats fan conspiracy. Mara doesn't get any preferential treatment :^)

>busc

this. its all a conspiracy to frame the cowboys. the likes of greg hardy and randy gregory were clearly framed

>greg hardy and randy gregory were clearly framed
>cowcucks this delusional

I mean all we ever saw were pictures and video, do you know how easy it is to photoshop videos these days?

>98 total games of suspension since 2014
>dem boys are good boys I swear
Kek

He was being facetious you dipshit. That wasn't a real Cowboys fan.

Threadly reminder that the Ezekiel Elliot suspension is horseshit. Zeke should be pissed. If I was him I would go after the NFL and the stupid bitch who started all of this for slandering my name. It's absurd, you go online and read all the articles basically condemning Elliot, saying he is without a doubt guilty, when this case is muddy at best.


They say they suspended him because all he could provide was alternative facts or whatever, that he had no proof that he DIDN'T cause the bruises in the picture. Well what proof did the NFL have that he DID cause the bruises? This shit is a perfect example of guilty until proven innocent.

Not an argument.

Where are the spy cameras on that plane?

Yeah, he should finish the job and choke her out.

TOM BRADY AND RODGER GOODELL USED MOTION CAPTURE OVERLAYED ON DOUBLES TO FRAME EZEKIEL ELLIOT

Why are cucks defending the Giants not getting punished for faking injuries?

They do it every year and the NFL never does shit about it, even when they get caught doing it in broad daylight.

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show me some evidence bud

youtube.com/watch?v=MbwICqejCtM

m.youtube.com/watch?v=cV3K_ML2UsI

Lul, happen in any more games or just one?

>nfl network said that Mahomes played better than beathard
Do these faggots even watch the games?

Only time they've been caught so obviously doing it, but they do it every year

footballoutsiders.com/stat-analysis/2015/are-teams-faking-injuries-part-i

>proves literally nothing

>he lives in baltimore

si.com/nfl/audibles/2013/09/09/jerry-jones-new-york-giants-faking-injuries

>Aaron Rodgers

flashing at a parade = abuse and forget the fact she liked it didn't press charges, and was a okay with it and fucked him later that night and still talk

Mkay, now I'm wondering if you're on the NFL's payroll to shill.

>Kosar lead the Browns to the playoffs and two consecutive AFC Championships
Kinda funny that Kizer begins with a K and ends with four other letters, the I and O are vowls, the Z is basically a backwards S, and instead of A it ends with an E, another vowel switch. Coincidence? I think not.

Not an argument

Hey Zeke. Stop hitting women.

>in a state of denial
>retarded meme image

Trubisky... looks good

>Jerry Jones accuses

Stopped reading. Not evidence.

I'm not a role player and your ass better not be role playing with me you fucking faggot. This isn't the pony fucker board.

Proof that he hit her?

here, have a (You)

Lets be honest. we all know he hit her

Keep crying, bitch. You have no evidence.

Calm down Zeke. Don't want you flying off the handle and strangling a waitress

>video isn't evidence
Hey Goodell

Can the Eagles win the Superbowl this year?

If there's no chance, I might just skip the whole season...

>we all know he hit her

No we don't. Things we do know however
>Accuser sent a text message to her friend asking for help to frame Zeke
>Contricted her own testimony about being ripped out of the car in court
>She obtained some bruises at a time when Zeke wasn't even in Columbus

there's literally a 0% chance they win for the next 5 years

>flashing at a parade shows disregard towards the rules and a disrespectful attitude towards women. Plus he's a nig, so it's in his in his DNA.

you don't pay attention to a lot of seasons now do ya

Then why did Goodell destroy the spygate tapes, if not to protect the patriots?

Also
>she got into a fist fight with a women that was driving the car Zeke was in as said by the security guard who witnessed the event, which Zeke had no part in the fight or touched the women who then accused him of beating her

youtu.be/izJc87T472U
youtu.be/fKDLHYTSVaY
Video evidence of patriots cheating/rigging. Void the last SB win immediately.

I could see them getting there from some fluke meme run, however no chance to win.

Fuck... my big plans for not hating life a few days were highly dependent on the Eagles winning the championship...

Not even SJWs are this bad

Stay in your cancerous pit.

Matt Ryan is the best QB in the league and will prove that again this season

>prove that again
>again

>she got into a fist fight with a women that was driving the car Zeke was in as said by the security guard who witnessed the event, which Zeke had no part in the fight or touched the women who then accused him of beating her
All bullshit made up to protect the asset Zeke

>trading up to pick a kicker in the second round
>cutting him the next year

He did tho

>and will prove that again this season
>choking on the biggest stage of his career proves he's the best QB in the league

>Best QB
>Blew a 28-3 lead
>Best

Yeah. They should have really held onto him for 2 more years despite him sucking ass.

hey Dynasty, take your proxy off

It was a terrible fucking decision to draft him that fucking early. I'm agreeing with you retard

>hahaha this random security guard in Ohio that saw it happen is lying to protect Zeke and didn't tell the truth, lmao, also fuck all the other witnesses saying the same thing, including the accusers own friends, lmao

Still traded up for a kicker who sucks. The Bucs are retarded

Well give them credit for realizing their mistake. How many times do you see a team keep a starter because of draft position?

Paid off/threatened by NFL goons to lie

he's just being deliberately stupid because you're a Canuck

TWENTY EIGHT
TO
THREE
IN THE THIRD QUARTER

You're the only person here getting paid off by the NFL here.

>censored
Gay as fuck

got 'em. nice bait

>implying falcons fans aren't actually that delusional

t. Jerry Jones

Of all the things that make me skeptical that Zeke committed DV, its how utterly fake and insincere this whole Instagram post is.

>He told me he called it "tough love"

I mean really? She's the only one who's ever even publically expressed the thought that their relationship was really anything more than having sex a few times and Zeke paying for her apartment. Zeke went back to Columbus to break it off with her. It's like she saw a movie once where there was domestic violence and is trying trying to mimic a fictitious abuse victim.

espn.com/chicago/nfl/story/_/id/9634085/brian-urlacher-admits-chicago-bears-faked-some-injuries

its well known that every team will do this. Cheating is a part of the game, its all about not getting caught.

When was the last time you guys took a shower/

Roughly 45 minutes ago, finished up some wardwork. Real talk though if you're not taking at least 2 showers a day you're doing something wrong

The Rams will have a winning season.

Also
Kek, imagine having your friend beat the shit out of you so you could get away with a lie like that

Just took one right now, bro

the statements also say she got in a fight earlier that night. also at 5am she was sitting on the side of the street, she probably drunkenly fell on some shit. ntm women can bruise themselves just applying pressure to the skin

No we don't though...

I also have a hard time believing that's all the damage a 6' 225 lb man could do

>at least 2 showers a day
One is enough if you don't do manual labor for a living.

AFC North: Bengals, Colts, Browns, Steelers
AFC East: Ravens, Patriots, Bills, Jets
AFC South: Dolphins, Bucs, Jags, Titans
NFC South: Texans, Saints, Falcons, Panthers
Everything else is the same.

Bro I work in an office. Shower before work, shower after the gym.

If you dont shower before bed and before work you are disgusting.

>shower before bed and before work
Why would you need to do both? All you need to do is shower before work.