GI Joe: Rise of my Cobra

thoughts on the film? Very enjoyable I thought

I dont understand why its so baseless. GI Joe isnt exactly complicated. The first one was boring, the second one has the greatest ninja battles in modern action movies and actual interesting costumes.

I had this movie on my watchlist since I saw the re-release in theaters, I just felt like an inevitably that Joe would get back. We ended up having to sit separately because it was an action movie, it's going to be easy settings to create. To me it was him I would have liked it a lot more in real life, adult conflicts. It wouldn't have been happy regardless of how the movie went, I would have cast a Hawaiian actress.

im in love with rachel nichols

Put it on my plebflix watch list after I was done with Continuum because she's in it

It's unwatchable garbage

>she has a math degree from an ivy league school

wait, what?

It's just a generic action movie with the name GI Joe slapped on it

Back off bucko

>re-release in theaters
What?

user may be making an oblique reference to Joe vs the Volcano

This should have been the Marvel's Black Widow.

We could have had Emily Blunt but she was stuck doing Gulliver's Travels.

also Rachel Nichols is doomed to star in trash for all eternity so eventually she'll get her chance

> we ended up having to sit separately

Autism is real

>also Rachel Nichols is doomed to star in trash for all eternity so eventually she'll get her chance
She's always wanted to be Poison Ivy

>She's always wanted to be Poison Ivy

Wouldn't mind that or Catwoman, but we both know it ain't gonna happen

She used to post on 4chin a few years ago.

Or it was Alicia pretending to be Rachel. She does shit like that for fun.

whoever came up with the retarded shit special jumping armor and casting the wayans fucker needs to be shot, otherwise pretty good movie

btw, cobra commander is played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt, I had no idea until I found out

Rachel should be The Phantasm (Andrea Beaumont).

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKK

>tfw janny kept banning me for Rachel Nichols threads
>tfw have to make reference to movies just to have a Rachel Nichols thread
when is she coming back, lads?

post more

another granny posting thread??

I dont understand what she did wrong for the lack of good films. Shes gorgeous, smart and can act

She's been my waifu since Alias, her fappening photos were very important. Goddamn what a body literal 10/10, why wouldn't she show that....

GRAAAAAAAANIES OH GRAAAAAAAAANIS

FUCK AWAYYY WITH THEEEE

Is this a waifu thread or an exposition about fetal alcohol syndrome?

>her fappening photos were very important.
and I thought Id seen them all

not welcome. fuck off

>implying any wife would be okay with a babysitter/nanny who looks like that

no.

>that running form

what did she mean by this?

???