It's Christmas Eve and you are here shitposting on Sup Forums

It's Christmas Eve and you are here shitposting on Sup Forums.

Good times

where else would you rather be kiddo

Do something about it, you French WHORE

*slaps her tits*

Joke's on you, I can shitpost at full capacity while my gf cooks our christmas dinner.

I-I am here for you, Eva!

with my girlfriend

Yeah, and then I'm gonna have dinner with my family. What else am I supposed to do?

>tfw shitposted the last 3 years on Sup Forums, especially Sup Forums

>tfw no christmas eva

it's already christmas where I am you faggot!

>Eva
Mmm memes

>you will NEVER have a girlfriend to celebrate christmas with

right in the feels

you'd spend it with your families still most likely

you'd spend christmas with your wife

>eating christmas dinner, not lunch

>77
oh fuck

I'd fuck her in the nigger hole

I'm killing myself lads

Eva is open-minded she would support my Christmas shitposting

...

Wrong. It's Christmas DAY, I'm here shitposting on Sup Forums, it's nearly 1:20am and I'm a 47 year old wizard with a mere three more years before I tear this world asunder.

Don't be giving me that damn look.

It's 9am, nigger. What am I supposed to be doing?

Dubs and we all get banned

If someone loved me I wouldn't be here. No one wants my love either.