Chicken nugget scoon

>chicken nugget scoon
what did he mean by this?

>Dude, I can't afford health insurance
>get my job back

-Sam Hyde, an cuckold, 2016

>votes conservative, is conservative mouthpiece
>not smart enough to keep a job or fiscally conservative enough to save up an emergency fund
>loses health insurance because he was living paycheck to paycheck and above his means liberally
>gets mad at his employers for not giving him free shit and letting him have a job out of charity
The irony is delicious

EARLY

AND OFTEN

Dunno but i love how random it is haha xDDdD

The joke was on him all along.
#rekt

They call me Peanut Arbuckle

> 40k off of adult swim
> 25k off of trump bet
> 100k off of book sales
> 20ishk off of ebook sales
> reprint coming out in a bit

Wow so le poor :((

Sure thing, Sammy Gunz. If you're so rich then get Chuck a place to live.

>he thinks health benefits from a job are free

Found the neet no job poorfag

They call me Silver Bullet

>he thinks he can just rely on his job health insurance
Found the stupid wagecuck

[[[AS]]] jews wouldn't let him say coon

>comparing porn stars who instead of trying to achieve anything in life just take the easiest way out and spread their legs for money to actual third worlders who have to work for less than $1 per hour
This image pisses me off

>Fat-assed girl sitting on a bunch of people below her
Why does this image make me so hard?

The people who actually take what Sam says as facts and don't realize he's always playing a fucking character never seen his stand up, tv show or anything he's ever done

he only got 40k for the AS show?

Daily reminder Hyde got eternally BTFO'd by an admitted cuck

this guy gets a minimum wage salary at least just through patreon.. like 2k a month, what the shit lol

Split between all the people who make the sow and before tax.

That's peanuts.

Poor enough to not have insurance apparently
Nowhere did I imply that. All I'm saying is that it's funny that this idiot didn't save enough money to pay for his insurance. A true conservative wouldn't have taken on the costs of a monthly insurance payment without first saving enough to have part or all of the recurring payments be funded by an asset that provides cash flow to cover it. Like interest from a bank account or a home being rented out. Taking out a contracted charge that you're covering paycheck to paycheck is retarded. And it's even worse that Sammy is a supposed alt-right mouthpiece and can't even get his personal financing 101 straight.

He has no job
He has no grace
This man Sam has a funky face

>you will never be as pathetic as to feel the need to defend an ugly youtube on a Namibian horse riding forum in xmas

Feels good

That was such a weak opener for the start of his show it was like a loiter squad rip off but the black dudes were actually funny

your standard for BTFO is quite low then
why are tim&eric cucks the absolute worst? is it their refusal to accept they are fat untalented unfunny hacks who are just milking their audiences for millions as they eat up their bullshit pre-pubescent wacky hillarious totally off-the-wall (aka smoke some weed and fumble around trying to create something half-decent) """""((((comedy))))"""""

What makes Sam any better?

AS changed up the order of the show. Episode 5 was actually supposed to be the first episode. The opener would've been the wine party skit.

even worse

Its a statement on white male privilege dudddeee

>it's a Sam Hyde cries in front of a camera episode

Wow he got cucked so hard he let the AS execs fuck him on his whole show what a weak effeminate 5'8 male

hahaha racist misogynist transphobic homophobic islamophobic drumpfkin btfo! this is what happens when you support le drumpf you blue eyed white devil!

>it's a leftypol virgin thinks he can fight back against the alt-right by attacking Sam's show

you need to get yourself a girlfriend

Damn son that's a quality strawman.

even the hippy is packing up to get away from that faggo

...

You have been warned alt-right shitlords. This is what happens when you spread your racist hate in 2016.

We are antifa. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.

Amazon are giving him a show

They're not free but my job gives me health insurance for $79 a month, which is peanuts considering I make about $2800 a month.

He got way more for World Peace, how much do you think he gets for stand up?

Watch HydeWars. He genuinely believes most of the shit he posts on Twitter.
Speaking of which, Sam I know you're lurking. New HydeWars when?

maybe $50

What? Sam has always taken the piss out of weeaboo virgins and melodramatic nu-males, why do you think Sup Forums hates him so much?

Nothing because it gets cancelled.

>mfw getting some obscure comedian fired and some bernie sanders ripoff elected president of austria are the only "victories" the left had this ENTIRE year

Trump
8 years
Eat shit lmao.

sorry you guys lost

reminder that they literally had the entire media and political establishment on their side and still lost, reminder that they lambasted Trump for saying he may not accept the election result then proceeded to burn their own cities to the ground, give all their NEETbux to a jewish woman for a recount and lost by even more votes and then spent two months phoning and threatening for the electoral college to be overturned only for Clitary to lose more votes

Seriously why are left wingers such pathetic beta losers?

I voted for Trump you moron. This isn't about sides, I'm laughing at the fact that one of our own is a fucking idiot hypocrite that got exposed crying about healthcare. I have no pity for a lefty or a idiot who doesn't practice what he preaches.

>the mere mention of Sam Hyde causes mass butthurt on Sup Forums
I blame Trump's victory for making lefties so unbearably salty.

you're projecting retard

it's a woman

fucking right? i love it. 8 more years of leftist tears. it's the only reason i still come to Sup Forums, because this board is infested with lib subhumans who are kept awake at night by the Sup Forums bogeyman hahahahahah

>crying about healthcare
Mass has some of the most amazing healthcare in the US, I thought people knew this and understood he was joking.

Seriously, I'm considering moving to Cambridge for how amazing it is there.

>crying about healthcare
>literally 4 words that wasn't said again in the call is crying about healthcare
you fags are really reaching. i realize you lost, and lost badly, but this is just getting pathetic.

Wrong. He believes most everything he says, watch his other shit hes not "playing a character". He defends that Richard Spencer white supremist autist as well.

>he's not actually crying about health care, it's a joke you guiz
You sound more like a Sam dickrider than a conservative, pal. It's okay to point and laugh at an idiot like Sam when he fails. You don't sweat loyalty to him because he said a conservative thing that one time. Blind loyalty like that is a lefty thing.

>He defends that Richard Spencer

link? I don't mind Spencer, my only problem was his stupid fucking nazi salute when the world's media was watching and that is all they talked about afterwards

Try having an actual argument, friend. You probably think Richard Spencer is controlled opposition too, right?

*swear loyalty

Damn, that image is directed at lefties but I bet it triggers just about everyone.
BRAVO

>>Dude, I can't afford health insurance

Said in response to Tim whining about his back and other non-problems you disingenuous pig.

Have fun paying for your internet when they have their way with net neutrality.

>resorting to the not an argument meme
It looks like we're about done here. Come back when you have an actual response.

Literally tumblr

Let's get this thread back on topic - what did he actually mean by Chicken Nugget Scoon?

Is that dubs I see?

Why can't rightists into humour?

That was completely misrepresented as usual. He raised his glass and a Jewish guy did the roman salute.

I just watched this after all the hype

It just isn't funny. There's some okay concepts and Charls is a good performer, but there's no jokes.

you're just a boring bastard. sorry I guess

right wingers can't into humor, because 90% of their jokes are "l-look at how stoopid libs are"

libs are better at humor because they can into self deprecation

Check'd

>girl
well, I have "good" news for you...

>self deprecation
you mean Jewish humor?

>right wingers can't into humor
This.

Being able to make fun of yourself is funny. Rightwingers dont know how to do that.

Sam tries and has a chip on his shoulder
No matter how bad it gets he's still trying for you

>epic cartoon frog
>kek
>epic kek
>praise kek
>kek will it's, haha
>shill
>epic shill
>CTR
>redpill me on something entirely unrelated to politics
>an event has occurred, oops WW3 lads lol
>is this thing entirely unrelated to politics redpilled?
>meme magic is real, haha
>if the numbers at the end of my posts are the same it means something
>kek
>praise kek, haha
>somebody has been shot lol sam hyde haha he cannot keep getting away with it rofl!
>epic cartoon frog
>praise kek lads, haha
>if numbers are the same then kek lol
>epic kek
>praise kek
>meme magic
>shill
>CTR
>kek
>kek
>kek

Did you even watch the show you fucking nut case

Yet you're happy to indulge the alt-right boogeyman.

WP still made AS money...you can't deny that

DId he actually get 25k off of a bet? I saw he mentioned that on the hilary supporters video, but I thought it was just bantz

yeah and he blew it on a motorcycle lol
Sam needs to do a financial management course

Stand up clubs are notorious jews who try to fuck young comics. "Oh you can perform here and we'll pay you, if you can bring 50 people and have them all pay for drinks." These aren't big clubs either, just medium to small sized rooms in bars. Some comics get paid $50 like one user said and I've heard others that have been paid in food.

This. He doesnt make shit for his stand up routine, which is why he always asks for donations. Pretty obvious he isnt exactly performing Madison square garden

>unfunny comic "artist" creates unfunny character to call unfunny

>lol like there is left wing humor and right wing humor tee hee
Really? For me any kind of politicized humor is unfunny as shit.

When Sam Hyde draws absurd things from conspiracy theories and politics, as opposed to unironically pushing some alt right meme, he can be funny. It is the same with Tim&Eric, Eric Andre, Louis CK, Dave Chappelle, I don't care about their politics.

I am sure fighting racism is super important, but in terms of humor I lose my boner instantly when people get super serious.

Kek thats fucking hilarious
BASED SAM

>implying current net-neutrality doesn't block new ISPs from entering the market and outright lets the current big ISPs dictate the rules and ignore regulations.

>Lied on TV (GPS Dating)
>lied his way into a TED talk
>lied to bronies, got something like 20k out of a fake game
>spent 8k on mountain bikes and batman poster
>spent 25k from an election bet on a motorcycle
all of that
and...

>still has a gf

he's laughing at us...

Is this shilling, trolling, autism or just straight up lying?

How does complaining about losing your job and being unable to afford healthcare as a result hypocritical?

>>yeah and he blew it on a motorcycle lol

what a fucking moron

>(you)

He unironically pushes alt right memes on his social media account posting shit about pizzagate and whatnot

>inb4 it's just a le act xd xd xd

it isn't

Literally triggered

>self hating lib cucks think self deprecation is good humor
Really makes you think.

Isn't this fucker dead?

Get off Hyde's dick for two seconds and consider what you just posted

the alt right is cool and edgy and I am cool and edgy!

we're the counter culture XD

I think the only real talent MDE has is in Charles, his new youtube channel really shows that.
I support and like him but not Sam, he's a child