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The Pledge edition

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Canada

not letting you post this

You're welcome

>mt.washington
Is there anything more pretentious than having a sticker on your car that says "My car climbed mt.Washington"?

i just want to be a successful man... NEET life isn't all it's cracked up to be for me.

respond please

*vapes*

not also letting you post this

you mean tendons you stupid fuck?

Are you jealous that your car couldn't climb mount washington?

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I'm in massachushits a lot and I see it all the time, I thought real New Hampshirites would recognize its a meme

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Could not care less about this tranny business

yeah I guess that's what you call it

what do I do, I don't want to be like some old person like "oh my tendon hurts I can't walk around too good" and groaning every time I put pressure on it and shit when I'm fucking 20 years old. I don't want this sort of shit to appear for a long time.

thanks

>God gave his only begotten son to the world
>Jews killed him
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THEM. NEVER.

Of course it's a meme but if it annoys you southerners I'm okay with it

trannys who get the operation deserve everything they get

God isn't real lol

Stretch AFTER running, and stretch on days you're not running.

Doing static stretching before you run or lift weights is retarded and only increases injury rate and reduces force output. You probably just did too much too soon, take it easy and gradually work your way up.

Canada

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im never voting again.

this is the smartest post itt.

kys

Amazons stock just keeps exploding

O V E R V A L U E D

4u

>giving it (you)s

Fuck the Mariners

what's static stretching? and why would stretching afterwards even help?

lol

No you're thinking of Alphabet, Netflix and Tesla. Empty promises, obsolete ways of making money and incredibly high market to book ratios, theyre going to crash hard

Haven't even been able to watch the games because of 10pm start times and me going to bed hours before that

Saw our new D boy got walked twice though

All four RCTs concluded that static stretching was ineffective in reducing the incidence of exercise-related injury, and only one of the three CCTs concluded that static stretching did reduce the incidence of exercise-related injury. Three out of the seven studies noted significant reductions in musculotendinous and ligament injuries following a static stretching protocol despite nonsignificant reductions in the all-injury risk. All RCTs scored over 50 points (maximum possible score = 100), whereas all CCTs scored under 45 points. There is moderate to strong evidence that routine application of static stretching does not reduce overall injury rates. There is preliminary evidence, however, that static stretching may reduce musculotendinous injuries.

Based drumpf

it's litterally like 0.03 percent of people lol

WEEEBUBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HE DOES IT AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Exactly

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yep, so we should never have made accommodations for them

>Mariners are a perfect .500
Interesting

my Kratom came in, ate 2 grams (it was fucking gross) don't feel anything yet though

>No you're thinking of Alphabet, Netflix and Tesla. Empty promises, obsolete ways of making money and incredibly high market to book ratios, theyre going to crash hard

hello

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/carib/

do you work at a resort?

must be a kinda comfy life.

With blockchain technology we will have the ability to purposefully choose and censor what adds we want to view and Alphabets main source of revenue will become obsolete. We already have the tech for godsake it just needs to catch on with normies

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GOT HIM

What kind of person can do this surgery for a living?

Jews

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How will denmark ever recover?

true

big bang theory tier

@77604436
by kissing me

Psychopaths

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jun/03/how-i-discovered-i-have-the-brain-of-a-psychopath

He was already btfo pretty hard last night when all the regular posters boycotted his thread

this hurts to watch

we need to ban porn

my stick arrives today
I will witness my $200 mistake in full

youtube.com/watch?v=uHRvak30iEs

Denmark should vape

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Saw a chubby cam girl with over 10k viewers and 300k followers covering her stomach and boobs because she was ashamed of them.

What a fucking world

which bag of jerky gives the most ALL bags are $4 and i want to know what brands are the best a

anyone know?????

>tfw sips are 2for4 at the store right now

just order it online from people who make homemade jerky

make your own jerky

I want to travel to east coast u.s.a but I don't want to be victim of racism :C

too hard
thats not $4

then just buy whatever garbage you can get your hands on
you're already choosing the worst option

Has anyone lied on their resme about work experience before? i need to do this but not really sure what is a good lie.

do i just pick a random place and then make up a job description for it and responsibilities?

I don't lie, lying is a sin

no

lying is not a sin

no i want the most jerky out of any bag for the cheapest FUCK YOUJ

"Thou shall not bear false witness"

cheapest is making it yourself or finding a local person who makes it
go to a farmer's market or gun show
also, retard, all food items list the weight of their contents on the front of the packaging
just read it

keep in mind you should put experience and habilities related to the job you're looking for, things they may ask you to do in said job (because you're supposed to be good at it).
So no. If they find out you ca not do the shit you said you can in your resume you'll most likely get fired in a flash

i want to buy shirts with pastel colored flowers on them.

tell me why i shouldn't do this

yeah but if it's for a shit job you don't really need any specialized skills.

it's not like im lying about being an airplane mechanic or being a neurosurgeon or a lawyer. I'm just trying to get an old cuckold job that literally anyone can be trained to perform within a week at the most

>“You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor”
>in hope of eternal life, which God, who never lies, promised before the ages began
>understanding this, that the slaw is not laid down for the just but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and sinners, for the unholy and profane, for those who strike their fathers and mothers, for murderers, the sexually immoral, men who practice homosexuality, enslavers, liars, perjurers, and whatever else is contrary to sound doctrine, in accordance with the gospel of the glory of the blessed God with which I have been entrusted.

if you're not wearing the same dirty outfit every day, you don't need more clothes

i dont care about sandnigger christcuck religion i just need to get a job everyone lies anyway. I NEED A JOB! I NEED MONEY !

>can't get a job without lying
>everybody lies

if you don't care about religious interpretation, why did you say "lying is not a sin" instead of "I don't care if lying is a sin," which would still be false, but whatever

Makes you look like a fuckboy who shops at H&M

okay but they also may look for references, if you said you worked in certain place they can call thatplace and ask about you, take care of that too

How do we solve the "cara" problem?

fuckboys who shops at H&M probably are normal people that have gfs, no?

too trendy
unless you don't care what normies will think about it in 10 years
>implying it lasts that long

filter

>Job listing:
>Must have 5 years relevant experience but no more than 5.2 years experience or else you're overqualified
>Must be proficient with technology that doesn't exist yet
>Need a masters degree in sanitation techniques

For a minimum wage dishwashing internship

ah yes surely lying is unwarranted heere.

what problem is that

Stick?