>you will never live in the greatest country on Earth >you will never have a history as glorious as that of the US >you will never live a patriotic life and wave the Stars & Stripes in one hand and hold the greatest rifle ever: AR-15 in the other >you will never have a Constitution that is almost considered holy >you will never live in a country considered to be Second Rome >you will never vote Trump into office
As a Eurotrash who became an American citizen I feel your pain.
Aaron Walker
How did you do it? Fag married someone on /k/?
Nathan Lewis
America counts Middle East and North Africa as white. Also a ton of Hispanics get put into the non Hispanic white list.
Non white children are born more than white children in America.
America is 40% white at best
Ryder Sanchez
Parents and I moved here using a "Diversity Visa" whatever that means when I started High School. Went to college on full scholarship. Now ballin with a nice job and apartment in the heart of NYC while volunteering for Trump. Life's good man.
Nicholas Thomas
I meant (you)
Blake Sullivan
America is going downhill day by day
Carson Stewart
Well shit. I wish my parents actually moved to the US while they were conidering it
your poo is going down your bowels and onto the streets
Robert Rogers
>ar15
The greatest rifle is the M14.
Gavin White
And you worship toilets, don't you Pajeet?
Mason Powell
Lmao fuck off you lost a war to a bird you sub-human
Jacob King
Hello sir why are you here? Please go to your nearest mosque there is one mosque each 0.5km it's 5 go and pray to your lords
Kayden Reyes
there are more mosques in India Hell, your most famous landmark is a fucking mosque
Adrian Turner
You can just legally migrate there. People do it all the time
Joshua Lee
You're a such a small crappy country still you have so many mosques
Oliver Williams
Emus are all ok now, 100s of years and India still can't grasp poo in loo.
I guess you could say India is losing the poo war.
Jaxon Allen
you're a massive shithole I wonder if your skin color is related to poo
Ethan Perry
oh ok if your such a advanced civilisation why did you get beaten by a flock of birds?
Jacob Cook
At least my skin color isn't related to "semen"
Jaxon Sullivan
immigrate
what are you, useless? We're closing the borders in January, better get over here quick
Isaiah Collins
your skin look more like shit than my skin look like semen
Justin Jenkins
You're skin looks like a used toliet paper half white half brown
Jaxson Carter
>wanting to live in a pc glorified shithole with literal jokes as presidents for the foreseeable future
Jace Barnes
Your skin looks like my shit in the toilet bowl
Anthony Brooks
Fuck off with your delusions and go back to sucking my American cock, after I cum I'll throw you into a pack of refugees for your mandatory enrichment
William Long
You're skin looks like a niggers sperm
Easton Cook
Just come over here, it's not hard.
Hudson Brown
Feels good Omar.
Ayden Edwards
Let's just say I know 3 or 4 white families that, altogether, have 3 grandchildren. It's way more common than I thought for whites to reach 30s and 40s without having kids
Lincoln Wilson
You're a disgrace to Norway.
William Anderson
If our country is such a joke then why do your people risk their life to come here and not the other way around?
Caleb Mitchell
all sperm has the same color. So does shit And you're shit colored
Connor Morgan
Semen is the most essential material for life. Without it, no one would exist. Also, it smells clean.
Shit however is the just the unused, waste of the body that nothing in the body needs. And it also smells like ass.
You are exactly like what your skin looks like. Nothing more than shit-useless and smelly. While us whites, who's skin is the color of semen, are exactly like semen. Without us, humanity would not exist.
David Long
Vacation here, find cute Murrican grill, marry her and emigrate here. Buy house, dog, have 2.5 kids.
Cameron Williams
He's disgrace to entire fucking scandinavia
Elijah Gomez
Go and eat the beans from my shit
Aiden Allen
Are you a leftist? It's very hard to immigrate here legally
Matthew Jenkins
I thought the Aussies were supposed to be the shit posters, not India
Lincoln Ramirez
Cuz the delusion of freedom
Oliver Hernandez
Le without us humanity dindu exist you steal people's stuff sir you're worse than niggers
Sebastian Flores
>sjweden calling a freedom loving eurofag a disgrace
Anthony Cruz
No, but if Mexicans can flood over here with ease then OP can certainly do it
Blake Nguyen
>He's disgrace to entire fucking scandinavia Well not really. Those oil-niggers are hardly scandinavian.
Michael Cooper
>India >literal poo country and culture
Of course they'd be shitposters, they deal with shit on a daily basis America.
Charles Allen
>>sjweden calling a freedom loving eurofag a disgrace Yeah because you have so much "freedom" in America.
He disgrace his country by being a traitor.
Angel Reyes
It is pretty great, but caring about the rest of the world
Colton Sanders
>See open political discourse on the streets in the USA >Realize that in underwaterland we let intellectuals on TV do all the thinking for us >Even discussions on the internet repeat those talking points verbatim >Expressing your beliefs on the street is "disturbing the order" and you will be taken away by police most likely
It sucks to not be 110% free
Henry Bell
t. Proxyfag
USA is bretty great tho
Josiah Young
So that makes you loser culture?
Ryder Hill
>you're poopy >you're peepee
holy shit foreigners are degenerates
Jace Ramirez
>Yeah because you have so much "freedom" in America.
Nobody said America was perfect, try again sjweden :)
Lucas Hughes
3 000s confirm it
Landon Rivera
fucking saved
Nathan Flores
>you will never get shot >you will never get mugged in Detroit >you will never be pubblicly lynched by SJWs >you will be part of the most obese country >you will never hire Juan to cut your grass >you will never get accused of rape because your female coworker needs dosh >you will never prep your own bull >you will never vote for Trump
Inb4 le wan poss buh dis ah dee maymay
Noah King
Woah atleast we are 100% pure blooded not like le 1% potato bigger 19% Slav Russia 40 nig nog
Grayson Nguyen
>77609134 No (You)
You probably recycle beans from other people's shit there
Aiden Collins
>Nobody said America was perfect, try again sjweden :) America has no freedom like you insinuated.
Now go prep Tyrone, your girlfriend is getting restless.
Isaac Fisher
And you're good for? Nothing! You just raid other Europeans ans kill them like niggers
Elijah Bennett
>steal people's stuff Wrong, you stupid fucks sell all your resources to us for practically nothing, so to you it may be "stealing", but for us, it's just a damn good deal.
Also, if we did "steal", our contributions to humanity far outweigh our sins. Even the poorest, most uneducated whites have contributed more to humanity than you or any other brown person has. The most India has ever done for the world is make good spices and try to rip people off on the phone. That's literally it.
Adam Sanders
>somali swedish boy
Liam Price
You can always move here for work/study and try to get a green card. At least you were not born in a third world shithole, like me.
Also, assimilation is hard. I feel like I don't get a lot of jokes and references.
Jason Brown
We South Asians never FUCKING stole any stuff for ya nig nog jigger British slut queen stole our heritage
Bentley Ramirez
Those are the cities that are like that, out in the rural parts though it's golden.
Brody Jones
Norway is more relevant than you will ever be, swedecuck
Ian Lopez
America is pretty based, I have to admit. However, it is annoying hearing everyone's complaints about us all the time when it it mostly just the Southern states.
Pretty much all the American memes made by other countries are all the same memes that Americans themselves make about the South.
Noah Evans
It's exactly like that in Europe though Just tweak the names and you got it identical
Asher Sanders
>low energy murica has no freedom meme
sjweden stop being so edgy you might cut yourself
Hunter Lewis
Fuck off you're a dying country go to your fucking grave
Elijah Johnson
That's why you are inferior You got BTFO by Mugals, and then by Brits
>We South Asians never FUCKING stole any stuff for ya nig nog jigger British slut queen stole our heritage
good
Zachary Gray
Did you ever explore the world out of your safe space of 385,178 km2 fucking 10 little poor Norway's can fit in India
Isaac Flores
Also you have no heritage hell even your 99% of food is stolen from some other country
Levi Watson
>you'll never see amerifats with poo stains on their pants >you'll never seen a country full of armed lunatics >you'll never have a nigger for president >you'll never pay for college
Andrew Cook
That's funny. Norway has always been living in Sweden's shadow.
Pic-related: Let's play spot Norway. Damn, this is hard.
Colton Evans
>>you'll never see amerifats with poo stains on their pants
Jason Johnson
How are sunken cheeks an exclusively male trait?
Jonathan Brown
Thanks for having my back, friend
Isaac Allen
Even Philippines seems much more developed than PooInloodia
Jonathan Hall
Back to the cuckshed, Sven
Are you this mad because you are not relevant anymore?
Sebastian Parker
>mfw American
Charles Peterson
Le develop a area of 2⅓ HDI 9.999 OMFGGGG XDXD WE IS MASTER RAVE OMGGGG.
Ryder Sullivan
Inga problem, kompis.
Jackson Russell
>DON'T STOP THE IMMIGRATION TRAIN, NO THEY ARE NOT CRIMINALS >RACIST RACIST RACIST
>YOU SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO REASONABLY DEFEND YOURSELF >bu-bu-but WHY WOULD YOU NEED A GUN IN EUROPE? IT'S SAFE OK?
You cannot make this shit up anymore. Crime is skyrocketing in Scandinavia wherever immigrants are and it's somehow the fault of the natives.
>Are you this mad because you are not relevant anymore? That's funny, considering pic-related. When will Norway contribute to science?
Alexander Miller
I don't see why you're making fun of India when americans poop their pants on a daily basis.
Jackson Hall
Lose some weight and we'll talk
Jeremiah Thomas
Doesn't matter Your relevancy has plummeted to the ground, and the only thing anyone on this Burmese Online Fish marked know of you is your extreme lefitsim, political correctness, anti-patriotism, SJ and cuckoldry
Cooper Brown
>you'll never get shot
Ian White
learn to speak english first you fucking shitskin
Caleb Butler
Go home pablo
Robert Ross
>Swedish guy invents Nobel prize >lots of swedes have Nobel prize It's almost like its easier for swedes to have the Nobel prize
Lucas Evans
>Philippines has higher HDI than India
The fact is that they went from being almost an Empire to the laughing stock of Europe. That's worse than having been irrelevant throughout history
Nicholas Jackson
You know it's really funny, because you norwegians use swedish equipment to fish. Without us you wouldn't even be a 1st world nation. Pathetic excuse for a country. I think your tinfoil hat is on too tight. There's no evidence to suggest the Nobel committee is corrupt.
Xavier Butler
But I do live in the greatest country on earth.
Wyatt Young
>I don't see why you're making fun of India when americans poop their pants on a daily basis.
Lol what? What the fuck do you even mean by that? 58% of Indians defecate publicly and without the use of toilet. 100% of Americans use a toilet.
Charles Cox
Thats San Francisco though user, all the faggots live there user, and their asses are so loose from constant fisting that they cant hold their poop in, and they cant afford their diapers in this economy.