>you will never be American

>you will never live in the greatest country on Earth
>you will never have a history as glorious as that of the US
>you will never live a patriotic life and wave the Stars & Stripes in one hand and hold the greatest rifle ever: AR-15 in the other
>you will never have a Constitution that is almost considered holy
>you will never live in a country considered to be Second Rome
>you will never vote Trump into office

>you will always be Eurotrash/third worlder

Anyone else suffering?

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As a Eurotrash who became an American citizen I feel your pain.

How did you do it?
Fag married someone on /k/?

America counts Middle East and North Africa as white. Also a ton of Hispanics get put into the non Hispanic white list.

Non white children are born more than white children in America.

America is 40% white at best

Parents and I moved here using a "Diversity Visa" whatever that means when I started High School. Went to college on full scholarship. Now ballin with a nice job and apartment in the heart of NYC while volunteering for Trump. Life's good man.

I meant (you)

America is going downhill day by day

Well shit. I wish my parents actually moved to the US while they were conidering it


your poo is going down your bowels and onto the streets

>ar15

The greatest rifle is the M14.

And you worship toilets, don't you Pajeet?

Lmao fuck off you lost a war to a bird you sub-human

Hello sir why are you here? Please go to your nearest mosque there is one mosque each 0.5km it's 5 go and pray to your lords

there are more mosques in India
Hell, your most famous landmark is a fucking mosque

You can just legally migrate there. People do it all the time

You're a such a small crappy country still you have so many mosques

Emus are all ok now, 100s of years and India still can't grasp poo in loo.

I guess you could say India is losing the poo war.

you're a massive shithole
I wonder if your skin color is related to poo

oh ok if your such a advanced civilisation why did you get beaten by a flock of birds?

At least my skin color isn't related to "semen"

immigrate

what are you, useless? We're closing the borders in January, better get over here quick

your skin look more like shit than my skin look like semen

You're skin looks like a used toliet paper half white half brown

>wanting to live in a pc glorified shithole with literal jokes as presidents for the foreseeable future

Your skin looks like my shit in the toilet bowl

Fuck off with your delusions and go back to sucking my American cock, after I cum I'll throw you into a pack of refugees for your mandatory enrichment

You're skin looks like a niggers sperm

Just come over here, it's not hard.

Feels good Omar.

Let's just say I know 3 or 4 white families that, altogether, have 3 grandchildren. It's way more common than I thought for whites to reach 30s and 40s without having kids

You're a disgrace to Norway.

If our country is such a joke then why do your people risk their life to come here and not the other way around?

all sperm has the same color.
So does shit
And you're shit colored

Semen is the most essential material for life. Without it, no one would exist. Also, it smells clean.

Shit however is the just the unused, waste of the body that nothing in the body needs. And it also smells like ass.

You are exactly like what your skin looks like. Nothing more than shit-useless and smelly. While us whites, who's skin is the color of semen, are exactly like semen. Without us, humanity would not exist.

Vacation here, find cute Murrican grill, marry her and emigrate here. Buy house, dog, have 2.5 kids.

He's disgrace to entire fucking scandinavia

Go and eat the beans from my shit

Are you a leftist? It's very hard to immigrate here legally

I thought the Aussies were supposed to be the shit posters, not India

Cuz the delusion of freedom

Le without us humanity dindu exist you steal people's stuff sir you're worse than niggers

>sjweden calling a freedom loving eurofag a disgrace

No, but if Mexicans can flood over here with ease then OP can certainly do it

>He's disgrace to entire fucking scandinavia
Well not really. Those oil-niggers are hardly scandinavian.

>India
>literal poo country and culture

Of course they'd be shitposters, they deal with shit on a daily basis America.

>>sjweden calling a freedom loving eurofag a disgrace
Yeah because you have so much "freedom" in America.

He disgrace his country by being a traitor.

It is pretty great, but caring about the rest of the world

>See open political discourse on the streets in the USA
>Realize that in underwaterland we let intellectuals on TV do all the thinking for us
>Even discussions on the internet repeat those talking points verbatim
>Expressing your beliefs on the street is "disturbing the order" and you will be taken away by police most likely

It sucks to not be 110% free

t. Proxyfag

USA is bretty great tho

So that makes you loser culture?

>you're poopy
>you're peepee

holy shit foreigners are degenerates

>Yeah because you have so much "freedom" in America.

Nobody said America was perfect, try again sjweden :)

3 000s confirm it

fucking saved

>you will never get shot
>you will never get mugged in Detroit
>you will never be pubblicly lynched by SJWs
>you will be part of the most obese country
>you will never hire Juan to cut your grass
>you will never get accused of rape because your female coworker needs dosh
>you will never prep your own bull
>you will never vote for Trump

Inb4 le wan poss buh dis ah dee maymay

Woah atleast we are 100% pure blooded not like le 1% potato bigger 19% Slav Russia 40 nig nog

>77609134
No (You)

You probably recycle beans from other people's shit there

>Nobody said America was perfect, try again sjweden :)
America has no freedom like you insinuated.

Now go prep Tyrone, your girlfriend is getting restless.

And you're good for? Nothing! You just raid other Europeans ans kill them like niggers

>steal people's stuff
Wrong, you stupid fucks sell all your resources to us for practically nothing, so to you it may be "stealing", but for us, it's just a damn good deal.

Also, if we did "steal", our contributions to humanity far outweigh our sins. Even the poorest, most uneducated whites have contributed more to humanity than you or any other brown person has. The most India has ever done for the world is make good spices and try to rip people off on the phone. That's literally it.

>somali swedish boy

You can always move here for work/study and try to get a green card.
At least you were not born in a third world shithole, like me.

Also, assimilation is hard. I feel like I don't get a lot of jokes and references.

We South Asians never FUCKING stole any stuff for ya nig nog jigger British slut queen stole our heritage

Those are the cities that are like that, out in the rural parts though it's golden.

Norway is more relevant than you will ever be, swedecuck

America is pretty based, I have to admit. However, it is annoying hearing everyone's complaints about us all the time when it it mostly just the Southern states.

Pretty much all the American memes made by other countries are all the same memes that Americans themselves make about the South.

It's exactly like that in Europe though
Just tweak the names and you got it identical

>low energy murica has no freedom meme

sjweden stop being so edgy you might cut yourself

Fuck off you're a dying country go to your fucking grave

That's why you are inferior
You got BTFO by Mugals, and then by Brits

>These days' children

>77610037
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>We South Asians never FUCKING stole any stuff for ya nig nog jigger British slut queen stole our heritage

good

Did you ever explore the world out of your safe space of 385,178 km2 fucking 10 little poor Norway's can fit in India

Also you have no heritage hell even your 99% of food is stolen from some other country

>you'll never see amerifats with poo stains on their pants
>you'll never seen a country full of armed lunatics
>you'll never have a nigger for president
>you'll never pay for college

That's funny. Norway has always been living in Sweden's shadow.

Pic-related: Let's play spot Norway. Damn, this is hard.

>>you'll never see amerifats with poo stains on their pants

How are sunken cheeks an exclusively male trait?

Thanks for having my back, friend

Even Philippines seems much more developed than PooInloodia

Back to the cuckshed, Sven

Are you this mad because you are not relevant anymore?

>mfw American

Le develop a area of 2⅓ HDI 9.999 OMFGGGG XDXD WE IS MASTER RAVE OMGGGG.

Inga problem, kompis.

>DON'T STOP THE IMMIGRATION TRAIN, NO THEY ARE NOT CRIMINALS
>RACIST RACIST RACIST

>YOU SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO REASONABLY DEFEND YOURSELF
>bu-bu-but WHY WOULD YOU NEED A GUN IN EUROPE? IT'S SAFE OK?

You cannot make this shit up anymore. Crime is skyrocketing in Scandinavia wherever immigrants are and it's somehow the fault of the natives.

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>not relevant

You're no more relevant than a tourist spot

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>Are you this mad because you are not relevant anymore?
That's funny, considering pic-related. When will Norway contribute to science?

I don't see why you're making fun of India when americans poop their pants on a daily basis.

Lose some weight and we'll talk

Doesn't matter
Your relevancy has plummeted to the ground, and the only thing anyone on this Burmese Online Fish marked know of you is your extreme lefitsim, political correctness, anti-patriotism, SJ and cuckoldry

>you'll never get shot

learn to speak english first you fucking shitskin

Go home pablo

>Swedish guy invents Nobel prize
>lots of swedes have Nobel prize
It's almost like its easier for swedes to have the Nobel prize

>Philippines has higher HDI than India

The fact is that they went from being almost an Empire to the laughing stock of Europe. That's worse than having been irrelevant throughout history

You know it's really funny, because you norwegians use swedish equipment to fish. Without us you wouldn't even be a 1st world nation. Pathetic excuse for a country.
I think your tinfoil hat is on too tight. There's no evidence to suggest the Nobel committee is corrupt.

But I do live in the greatest country on earth.

>I don't see why you're making fun of India when americans poop their pants on a daily basis.

Lol what? What the fuck do you even mean by that? 58% of Indians defecate publicly and without the use of toilet. 100% of Americans use a toilet.

Thats San Francisco though user, all the faggots live there user, and their asses are so loose from constant fisting that they cant hold their poop in, and they cant afford their diapers in this economy.