Why doesn't he want to have sex with his stunning wife?

Why doesn't he want to have sex with his stunning wife?

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>Peg
>stunning

>still finding a woman you've been fucking for years attractive

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Why don't you eat the exact same meal every day?

Because during their first ten years together they had sex about 200 times per year. Then over the next ten, it became 100, then around 50, then less. So in total, he's had sex with her about 3000 times.

So think about that. Think about how well you would know someone you;ve had sex with 300 times. Now multiply that by ten. Seriously. You've seen her whole adult life. You've seen her gain and lose weight. You've seen her boobs droop. Her belly sag. You see yourself getting old. Loose. Things hurt that never did before. You've raised thankless kids to reproductive age themselves and nature has no more use for you. Things start to break. Become boring. Like why do I need to eat and shit again I just did that yesterday kind of boring. He's just hanging around because all manners of death seem to hurt slightly more than another day here.

I used to think the same way but after being with my wife for 10 years and having 3 kids, I totally get why Al was that way with Peg.

>tfw I've become just like Al.

He'd rather fuck Kelly

he probably felt like a jew in a gas chamber from all the hair spray it took for her hair

I used to watch Married with children porn parodies to masturbate.

but i do

He did in the first season

"A man is a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife" ~ Al Bundy

why do men always have their hands down their pants?

So we can touch our dicks.

Been there, done that? Life is pain, sex doesn't make it better?

>wanting anything to do with your wife when your daughter looks like this

Peg was hotter. Kelly was a girl. Peg was a woman.

But did Peg ever peg Al?

>wanting a washed up old hack with a stretched out vagina instead of prestine tight teen pussy

>Why doesn't he want to have sex with his stunning wife?


I think you don't undertand the joke

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Agreed, Peggy was sexy as fuck and it made the show less believable, she should have been gross

The joke is that he got tired of her but I wouldnt have a care in the world if at the end of the day I could fuck Katey Sagal

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OP has obviously never had a girlfriend. The sex stops being fun after the first month.

He is just tired of her shit.

Also they could have more sex if Peggy actually tried taking care of the house.

You just know he spied on Kelly when she got out of the shower.

Probably had a little peep hole drilled in the wall.

Why didn't the puppet molest Nikki Cox?

He did, they did a Christmas special about it.
The story was that Mr Floppy once saw her in a very sexy Santa outfit, and decided to visit her at night for some.. hanky panky.

Eventually the police discover that it was the dad all along, but that he's schizophrenic and its not really his fault cause he can't remember it.

Then the next episode they pretend like it never happened.

I think they only aired it once..

>al bundy can afford a house, a car, two kids and a wife
>he's considered a loser by 80s standards

Really makes you think

Us men like to fondle our ballsacks when other people aren't around.
Feels good.

And he did it working in a shop eight to five every day and spending it all on his shit family.

I find it more baffling that Marcy & Steve lived next door while making far more money.

Let me guess--jizz?

What I wouldn't give for a Married with Children bluray collection, just so I could get higher quality pics of Peggy in leather.

Bundy wasn't a coward. He wasn't afraid of the sting of death. He actually loved his family and that's why he never abandoned them. For all their faults, no matter how fucking sick he was of them. He stayed there because they also loved him and needed him.

No Webems of her in that outfit...I beat my meat to the episode.

Because she's his wife.

I have all the DVDs, I should really rip that particular scene to webm some day.

Like the song stated.

>Try, try, try to separate them. It's an illusion. Try, try, try, and you will only come. To this conclusion.

that Peggy was a fine piece a ass who probably had a delicious red muff and was into kinky stuff like wearing leather domina outfits and pegging Al in the butt while he complained about fat women trying on shoes.

Peg canonically loved having Al go full dom on her.

He was a deeply closeted homosexual and regularly sucked off men in dark public toilets

Marcy and whoever were DINKs.

Don't remember that. Al was stated in the show to be great in bed but obviously tired of Peg.

He does that in Modern Family too

>When you don't live in the universe where Psycho Dad was a real show

youtube.com/watch?v=8GFq6usPg6U

Yummm

no your daughter's pussy

>kelly
>tight
someone didnt watch the show

You fags never go outside and only masturbate to porn so you fail that understand you can grow to hate a woman because of her personality.

is this show worth watching other than for her tits?

Because Peggy wanted to peg Al.

Watch the episode where Al lifts for a day, goes upstairs from the basement, throws Peg over his shoulder and brings her to bed for a good seeing to.

not really
its married with children degenerate crazy dad eyecandy edition.

I know you would want to fuck his wife. Even Al thought about that when they were in HIGHSCHOOL and have been fucking her since then. After getting 2 kids and realising that your career is ruined, fucking the same woman is simply not so tempting.

>I used to watch...children porn...to masturbate.

Its basically the same kind of comedy as Married but it has way more quality fap moments.

Pretty sure Peg is actually supposed to be ugly but even for Fox, the show couldn't get away with casting your mom

>Pretty sure Peg is actually supposed to be ugly

No she isn't. You're an idiot.

Nobody would've watched the show if they fucked, nobody would've watched the show if she was ugly.

>nobody would've watched the show if she was ugly

Roseanne.

>Katey Sagal will never peg you

>wanting someone to stick something up your ass

Look at this faggot.

>she should have been gross
The original actress they offered the role to turned it down. Roseanne Barr (not even kidding)

>where Psycho Dad was a real show

Try to find the MWC comic books, whenever it shows up on the tube they even draw him as Terry O'Quinn

right back atcha :^)

It's the old story about how you get bored having sex with the same woman.

It probably would have been more effective if Peggy was fat and ugly, but that would have been cruel.

i hated this show when i was a kid. i lived in a trailer and watched this fucker bitch about his mansion that he inexplicably bought working at a shoe store, and constantly talking about hating his wife despite her being a god damn fox.

not memeing but seriously. if you had a daughter that looked like that i dont see how you could never think about fucking her. reminds me of this
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>but that would have been cruel

As opposed to all the hundreds of other fat and ugly jokes the show had.