OFFICIAL SUNDAY AFL GAMEDAY THREAD

Melbourne v St Kilda
Hawthorn v North Melbourne
Port Adelaide v Collingwood

also straffgod is eating up those redpills

Who (((Jewish))) AFL fans here?

Based WalkGod

>it was another /AFL/ turns into US politics episode again last night
*yawns*

hawks lads

Who /swans/ here?

Garn the G lads ama

Got a $5 bet from ubet any tips?

> cuts off the tweet where straffgod calls trump an idiotic buffoon

>West Coast currently 7th and plays GWS and Adelaide
>W.Bulldogs currently 8th and plays Port and Hawthorn
>Melbourne currently 9th and plays St.Kilda, Brisbane and Collingwood
>Essendon currently 10th and plays Gold Coast and Fremantle
>St.Kilda currently 11th and plays Melbourne, N.Melbourne and Richmond

My money's on Melbourne and Essendon making the finals

reality cunt on aborted narrative watch.

As long as the doggies don't make it I don't mind

Basedbane tbqh

T. Papley brownlow

Smokey

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>Poo Peelda

>St Kilda on any ground not Etihad

Saints NEED to come back, refuse to believe demons can beat saints

>Saints need a Reality Check

what did he mean by this

Seb Ross has 14 shit-nothing disposals
Just fold >our shit up already

see

Why do the Saints have a skinhead at full forward?

I am enjoying this

HEAVE HO UNNA

He likes driving cars at crowds in his spare time

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I would honestly kill myself if I were a St Kilda supporter. It's just pure suffering supporting them. It's like half the time they don't even turn up to games, it's fucking pathetic.

ELITEmons

St Kilda came back from like 20 points down a few times last week didn't they? Probably won't do it today though.

>peemons in charge of holding a lead

FUCKING UMPBALL BULLSHIT

OH WHEN THE SAINTS

Saints tbqh

help me finish this pint of vodka first

Has Gillon called in the fix?

Saints lads

I fucking told you lads.

BRUCE

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCE

It's happening

Carlisle is incredibly underrated

this Melb game is so boring I'm watching Seinfeld puffy shirt episode

Please stop missing

fuck

>melshit
s-see you guys next season

>blowing 2 shots in the minute before the siren
fucking hell, my expectations are in the grave

How come all the suspended players who've gone to other clubs have come back looking like world beaters but Essendon's are a bunch of plodding spuds

To this day I think the Mulva episode is stupid because Dolores is such a tenuous rhyme to clitoris and most people surprisingly don't even know what a clitoris is anyway.

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>why are essenshit shit?

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>Melkshit

was that song a ripoff of the chorus from the song "steal my sunshine - len"

American and/or Jewish Americans pronounce clitoris as clit-tor-rous, if you remember in American Pie 1 when Jim is having the sex talk with his dad they also pronounce it like that and they are American Jewish I believe

>based membrey

>Melksham
>Monfries

>melbshit peemons

I'm sick of these hotel price comparison ads

memgod

granted, >we're really missing Ryder and Hibberd

FFS

Petracca is so shit and overrated, massive figjam

what a joke
kilda back is atrocious

Daily reminder that Matthew Bate shagged Cuc Murphy's wife

Thank fuck Sportsbet already paid out otherwise I'd be having a stroke.

Who hasn't? She's the epitome of a footy slut

>Matthew
>Bate

>Putting money on melbin

you would have deserved it

jones just facefucking them

Reminder that a vote for no is a vote for sharia law

I only did it because I was confident Melbourne would get up by 24 points at sometime in the game. Saints haven't played on the MCG all year and Melbourne can usually score pretty quickly.
If Sportsbet didn't have the 24 point promotion there's no way I would have done it.

trip on oxygen thief

>Saints in charge of rucking

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ELITEMONS
>2017
>doubting the elitemons

oh my fucking god, whatever, I'm done, maybe 2018 will be the year

*votes no*

Wow Sup Forums it was looking shaky for the Demons there but I think they have the game in the bag now.
Wish I could be calling for Channel 7.

He was called Jack Billings.
Now he's called Jack Billngs.

Take a bloody shot at goal ffs

Am I wrong in thinking that, past a certain point, the rational choice is to pick another team to support?

off yourself

>all these non-calls
looks like Gil was running low on money, needed the meljew football club to make finals

Typical St Kilda getting bored and giving up when they're on the comeback.

Don't bother turning up next week, cunts.

>not getting it
end your life lad

If you're a Saints supporter, you honestly should switch to a team like Essendon which actually has potential these next few years.

it is, but have it known this - you can never come back

t. Stavros

>comeback
I don't think choking in the 4th quarter constitutes a "comeback"

>essenshit
>potential

I get it m8, Billings is only playing with 1 eye thus instead of Billings it's Billngs because he's missing an eye

>Pooce

why is there a chick umpiring

SAINTS A SHIT

because it's 2017

fucking heathens

SHOULD
HAVE
KILDA
YOURSELVES

t. Straffo

RIP SAINTS