Twas the night before christmas and all through the plane Not a hostage was stirring, not even Bane The flight plan was filed to the agency with care CIA knowing they wouldn't all reach there.
The prisoners were kneeling with bags on their heads With visions of sleighbells and crashing sleds And CIA in his polo and I in my cap Had just settled our heads for the long winter nap
When out of the clouds there arose such a clatter I sprang from my seat to see what was the matter Away to the window I flew like a flash Tore off my seatbelt and turned in a dash
After shooting and shouting and questions of Bane One interupted Wilson with self-satisfied disdain When, what, from under a hood should appear But a man with a mask and soon it was clear
Bigger than most but still under detain I knew in a moment it must have been Bane Faster than light CIA's surprise came And he pointed and shouted and called him by name
"Bane?" he gasped with shock and surprise As he realized his flightplan hadn't included this guise How vital was the mask, CIA began to wonder When it would soon sink in he had made such a blunder
Pain would occur, though the target unclear Until Bane interjected with CIA's biggest feat For when told he was a big guy Bane responded with glee That CIA feeling pain is how it should be
But then from behind another plane appeared in the distance With Bane adding that he needed Pavel's assistance The plane was to crashs with all onboard Presents and all, with Bane's freedom restored
Isaiah Perry
So Bane spran g to his feet, to his team gave a shout And down they all slid to his masterplanned rout But I heard him exclaim as he rose out of sight "Happy Chritmas to all and to all a good night!"
When down in the basement the Hothead arose And sprang from his sleep still wearing his shit-covered clothes Away to the computor he waddled in a flash Huffing and puffing and scratching his rash
The board was filled with festive spirit and cheer But the Hothead could only scoff and sneer From all sides of the board they started to bloom As the grumpy Hothead started to fume
With a sip of his dew and a hand on his dick He knew in a moment the thread must go quick Faster than ever, his fingers flew across the page Report! Report! Report and Sage! "No Baneposters! No funposters! No fun and christmas joy! No shitposters, this board isn't a toy!" From the top of the thread to the bottom of the board "Now dash away fun! Dash away all!"
Charles Parker
And then in a twinkling I saw on the page Posts of laughter and delight that would make Hotheads rage As I scrolled with the mouse, the board filled with fun Up the threads came and I knew christmas had won
They were full of Bane, from their head to their foot And instead of going, they all stayed put Too shocked hothead had been and he fell on his back And he couldn't get up, not even for a snack
His eyes, how they twinkled! His dimples, how merry! His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry His droll little mouth was drawn down in a frown And the beard of his chin was a dirt-colored brown
The hotpocket he held tight in his teeth And the grease it encircled his mouth like a wreath He had a face broad and a big round belly That wobbled when he cried like a bowlful of jelly!
He was chubby and plump, a right das state And I laughed when I saw him and said "fuck off mate" A tear from his eye and a twist of his head Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread
Lucas Davis
It was a quater to dawn, all the big guys on the board Still asleep when Hothead packed up his hoard He packed with their macros, their posts, their memes Their CIAs, their maskettas, their planes, and their schemes Then thousand posts down to page 15 He rode with his load for the board he would clean
"Fuck off to you Baneposters" he was faggedly humming "They're finding out now no Baneposting is coming They're just waking up, I know just what they'll do Their keyboards will stay still a moment or two Then the Baneposters on Sup Forums will all post BOO-HOO"
"That's a sight" grinned the Hothead, "That must be seen" And he pressed his eager eyes to the screen And he did see a sight rising over the threads It started in low and then began to be read
Jordan Phillips
But this sight wasn't sad Why this sight looked glad
Every Baneposter down in Sup Forums, the big and the small Where Baneposting without any threads at all He hadn't stopped Baneposting from coming It came Somehow or other it came all the same
And the Hothead with his head fire hot in the sky He stood puzzling and puzzling "I don't understand why!" It came without OC, It came without planes! It came without CIA, Maskettas, or Banes!
He shitposted and posted until his fingers grew sore Then the Hothead thought of something he hadn't before
Maybe Baneposting is not just about memes Maybe Baneposting, he thought, is more than it seems.
And what happened then? Well on Sup Forums they say The Hotheads small guy grew three sizes that day!
Charles Green
put me in the screencap
Chase Perry
BRAVO
Christian Scott
BRAVO
Cameron Evans
wow
Michael Cooper
Amazing. Fucking brilliant. 10/10.
Aiden Hall
FOR YOU
lol!
Jordan Roberts
I'm dying.
Ethan Hill
That was lovely, Op. Lovely, lovely, lovely.
Merry Christmas /baneposters/
Joseph Perry
Bravo Noland
Thanks for taking the time
Ian Murphy
Can you put me in the screencap?
Bentley Sanders
me too
Evan Mitchell
Sticky please!!!!!
Jaxson Wilson
Fuck I love this board
Joshua Perry
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Josiah Young
Literally bought a tear to my eyes.
G_D BLESS US EVERYONE
Cameron Garcia
LOL SO EPIC BRO
I hate you all
Nathaniel Lopez
It's pasta you fucking mongs.
Ryder Allen
Merry Christmas to all and to all a Dark Knight!
Levi Long
Merry Christmas, Sup Forums
Jayden Watson
Five fucking years, and this still keeps on being amazing.
Dominic Murphy
This is ridiculously comfy
Adrian Fisher
tldr
check em
Aaron Reed
Outstanding
Justin Baker
not bad at all, OP
Evan Martin
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Justin Wright
you guys are fucking monsters
Benjamin Powell
>the obliviousness
Parker Harris
Merry Christmas Big Guys!
Jace Martinez
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Ryan Russell
Merry Christmas Bill Wilson
Christopher Garcia
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Christian Gonzalez
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John Cruz
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Jace Ramirez
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William Ross
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Jaxson Hughes
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Camden White
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Xavier Evans
Love this board. Never change, big guys. Merry Christmas!
Cameron Butler
Magnificient, fucking brilliant, Baneposting truly is trascends the barriers of earthly comedy
